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Lazamataz accused of annoying female Freepers for years: more shocking charges still to come???
one man's opinion...
Posted on 11/04/2011 8:10:14 AM PDT by ken5050
Long time Freeper "Lazmataz", a beloved and cherished staple of the conservative website Free Republic, yesterday was accused by several female Freepers of somehow annoying them, and making them feel uncomfortable.
"Laz," as he's affectionately known on the website, absolutely denied the charges. "It's all an attempt to smear me. Everyone knows that I'm running for "Admin Moderator" next year, and they're trying to discredit me.
TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor
KEYWORDS: donthateuslaz; humor; idhitit; lazamataz; lazcomebackwemissu; weloveulazrlywedo
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To: ken5050
Where are the settlements at?
To: ken5050
He showed me how tall his wife was. I had no idea he was married to a dwarf.
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posted on
11/04/2011 8:17:48 AM PDT
by
Raebie
(WS)
To: avacado
WHAT!!! No mention of the parties in the FR YAHOO chat room??? Sorry, you can’t google those!
To: ken5050
Some say this is the moment that changed Laz's life for ever.
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posted on
11/04/2011 8:18:34 AM PDT
by
MarineBrat
(Better dead than red!)
To: ken5050
This morning the woman at the Chick-Fil-A drive through asked me what cologne I was wearing. She thought it smelled nice.
Boy was that uncomfortable...
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posted on
11/04/2011 8:18:42 AM PDT
by
gov_bean_ counter
( The Prudential Governor... Have you bought your piece of the Rick)
To: ken5050; Lazamataz
Did these alleged incidents take place while Laz was serving as the President of the Himalayan (him-a-layin'?) Institute of Technology?
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posted on
11/04/2011 8:19:04 AM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: ken5050
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posted on
11/04/2011 8:19:26 AM PDT
by
dangus
To: ken5050
Is there a class action lawsuit, and how much, if any, $ does Laz have? I might be able to remember something from a while back, if the pot is sweet enough.
To: ken5050
The plaintiff.
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posted on
11/04/2011 8:19:46 AM PDT
by
central_va
( I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
To: ken5050
I thinks this has the making of RICO suit. It wasn’t just Laz, their was a whole mob of ‘em, planning criminalistic sexualated harassment of female-potentialated posters.
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posted on
11/04/2011 8:20:07 AM PDT
by
bvw
To: MarineBrat
I was about to say that this thread is useless without pics. I would like to retract that statement now. Where’s the eyewash station?
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posted on
11/04/2011 8:20:28 AM PDT
by
ScreamingGreenAlienGorilla
(The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left. Ecc. 10:2)
To: ken5050; Lazamataz
He hit me! Where’s my settlement??
To: ken5050
Helen Thomas secretly posts to Laz' comments, just to get hit...and it works!
I predict Laz' popularity will continue to skyrocket.
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posted on
11/04/2011 8:21:43 AM PDT
by
Jane Long
(Soli Deo Gloria!)
To: ken5050
I have it on good authority from anonymous sources that there will be an Occupy Free Republic Protest by certain Freeper ladies who are offended that they have not been offended.
To: central_va
that which has been seen, cannot be unseen
SHAME ON YOU!
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posted on
11/04/2011 8:23:13 AM PDT
by
AmericanInTokyo
(Mr. Cain: Back on message now; let the rest of us ferret out the gutter crap who planted that smear)
To: ken5050
“putative ex Mrs. Laz.”
Do you mean the pootative Mrs. ex Laz? I heard she makes great brownies.
I suspect this whole thing is orchestrated by Humblegunner’s camp.
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posted on
11/04/2011 8:23:23 AM PDT
by
Winstons Julia
(Hello OWS? We don't need a revolution like China's; China needs a revolution like OURS.)
To: ken5050
My conservative source reports someone saw Laz stuning his beeber when he was sure it was safe to shower.
To: ken5050
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posted on
11/04/2011 8:24:13 AM PDT
by
Paladin2
To: ken5050
My questions is...
“Will he hit it again after hitting it the first time?”
Well, Laz?
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posted on
11/04/2011 8:24:53 AM PDT
by
Jack Hydrazine
(It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
To: ken5050
Investigative reporters are now scouring the internet attempting to track down the putative ex Mrs. Laz . If she exists, and is willing to talk on the record, well, some suggest it could be devastating for the Freeper all-star. It is a good thing that Laz nickname isn't Lax, cause if he was banned we could refer to him as ex-Lax. just sayin.
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posted on
11/04/2011 8:25:05 AM PDT
by
notpoliticallycorewrecked
(According to the MSM, I'm a fringe sitting, pajama wearing, Freeper)
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