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BAD Christmas Gifts-
Reaganite Republican ^ | 10 December 2013 | Reaganite Republican

Posted on 12/10/2013 9:35:40 AM PST by Reaganite Republican




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TOPICS: Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: christmas; funny; gifts; xmas
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1 posted on 12/10/2013 9:35:40 AM PST by Reaganite Republican
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To: AdvisorB; ken5050; sten; paythefiddler; gattaca; bayliving; SeminoleCounty; chesley; Vendome; ...

***ping***


2 posted on 12/10/2013 9:36:23 AM PST by Reaganite Republican
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To: Reaganite Republican

There are other body parts and soap colors which would be worse. lol.


3 posted on 12/10/2013 9:36:38 AM PST by circlecity
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To: Reaganite Republican

Any book about Obama. One of my relatives always gets me an Obama book about how wonderful he is. They know how much I hate him. They always did the same as a gag gift in the 90’s with Clinton.


4 posted on 12/10/2013 9:41:50 AM PST by Jim from C-Town (The government is rarely benevolent, often malevolent and never benign!)
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To: Reaganite Republican
Ideas for Mrs. FD:

These are just GREAT!

5 posted on 12/10/2013 9:42:56 AM PST by freedumb2003 (Fight Tapinophobia in all its forms! Do not submit to arduus privilege.)
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To: Reaganite Republican

Shreddies get my vote.


6 posted on 12/10/2013 9:43:21 AM PST by Resolute Conservative
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To: Jim from C-Town

Makes for good kindling on the fireplace.


7 posted on 12/10/2013 9:43:22 AM PST by El Cid (Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house...)
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To: freedumb2003

The USB-powered pole dancer moves to the music provided by your audio out jack, and comes replete with three spotlights if you look close enough lol


8 posted on 12/10/2013 9:46:35 AM PST by Reaganite Republican
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To: freedumb2003

Cool. The pole dancer is USB operated! Do you use bitcoin dollars to stuff in her virtual g-string?


9 posted on 12/10/2013 9:48:19 AM PST by dhs12345
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>>Cool. The pole dancer is USB operated! Do you use bitcoin dollars to stuff in her virtual g-string?<<

I think with USB3 we can up the voltage as payment...


10 posted on 12/10/2013 9:49:15 AM PST by freedumb2003 (Fight Tapinophobia in all its forms! Do not submit to arduus privilege.)
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To: Reaganite Republican


President Obama and Michelle dancing at inaugural ball #2: A Symbol of Love
11 posted on 12/10/2013 9:49:41 AM PST by Spruce
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To: freedumb2003

Yep, that should do the trick. Oops, did I say trick?


12 posted on 12/10/2013 9:51:59 AM PST by dhs12345
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To: Spruce

Cool. Does it come in black light?


13 posted on 12/10/2013 9:53:45 AM PST by dhs12345
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To: Reaganite Republican

Adult language here - fair warning!

The seafood place reminds me of a sign my brother told me he saw years ago on some kind of hotel/motel bar restaurant type place. He was 100% sure they’d done it on purpose. The sign said:

TRY OUR GIANT COCK
TAILS FOR THE HOLIDAYS


14 posted on 12/10/2013 10:12:10 AM PST by jocon307
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To: Spruce

Without the title description I would not guess the couple depicted BaMOma.


15 posted on 12/10/2013 10:16:50 AM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: Spruce

She is not wearing a wedding ring.


16 posted on 12/10/2013 10:21:22 AM PST by Travis T. OJustice (I miss you, dad. :()
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To: Jim from C-Town

Well, at least you’ll never run out of toilet paper! :-)


17 posted on 12/10/2013 10:32:07 AM PST by Nea Wood (When life gets too hard to stand, kneel.)
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To: jocon307

Or the cowboy who passed the restaurant sign that read “Lobster tail and beer”, slammed on the pickemup brakes and screeched a U-turn, saying, “Them’s mah three faveoright things.”


18 posted on 12/10/2013 10:34:01 AM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
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LOL! He’s a true enthusiast!


19 posted on 12/10/2013 10:47:34 AM PST by jocon307
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To: Jim from C-Town

Have a bucket of manure standing by. This year, when you get the book, bring in the bucket and dump the book in while your relative watches.


20 posted on 12/10/2013 12:06:57 PM PST by CatherineofAragon ((Support Christian white males----the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
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