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GOP to Become Party of "Yes" [satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 27 Dec 2014 | John Semmens

Posted on 12/26/2014 10:59:44 PM PST by John Semmens

Incoming Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) brushed off complaints from his Party's conservative wing that his recent actions on the Cromnibus Bill served mainly to enable President Obama's illegal amnesty and fund all of his ill-conceived initiatives—including Obamacare—that Republicans had pledged to oppose if they won the November elections.

"Rather than get bogged down in fighting over every specific policy or program, we are going to rebrand the GOP as the Party of 'yes,'" McConnell said. "People don't like to hear the word 'no.' They prefer to get what they want. If we can communicate the message that Republicans are the ones who say 'yes' to what the people want we can solidify our Party's grip on the majority."

According to the new Majority Leader, "continuing to try to stave off amnesty or socialized medicine are lost causes. It is clear that regardless of what the law says, President Obama is going to allow immigrants to enter the country illegally. He is going to give them documents that will enable them to get jobs if they want them or to collect welfare if they don't. He is going to get them registered to vote and to the polls on election day. There is nothing we can do to stop this."

"But if we can persuade all these newcomers that the GOP can do a better job of giving them everything they want we will woo them over to our side and thwart the Democrats' plans for dominance," McConnell explained. "By saying yes to the trillion dollar continuing resolution even when we didn't have to, I think we earned crucial street cred with Latino voters. As we demonstrate to this cohort that we can give them everything that the President has promised we will eradicate any need for them to vote Democrat."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,157681.0.html


TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: amnesty; obama; rinos; satire

1 posted on 12/26/2014 10:59:45 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: #1CTYankee; 12Gauge687; 14erClimb; 21twelve; 2nd Bn, 11th Mar; 2ndDivisionVet; 3D-JOY; 43north; ...

ping


2 posted on 12/26/2014 11:01:03 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Not as much satire here as you might think.


3 posted on 12/26/2014 11:01:04 PM PST by doc1019
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To: John Semmens

The Party of: “Thank You Sir May I Have Another!”


4 posted on 12/26/2014 11:19:11 PM PST by Berlin_Freeper
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To: John Semmens

And republican voters are going to experience even more BOHICA moments because the RINO leadership is going to be falling all over themselves to become “democrat lite”.


5 posted on 12/26/2014 11:31:14 PM PST by 43north (BHO: 50% black, 50% white, 100% RED.)
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To: John Semmens

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American Patriot Friends ...

We know Obama’s illegal amnesty is a dire threat to American’s constitutional republic; we’re amazed and shocked that virually no one in the GOP has the raw courage to check Obama’s excursion into tryanny.

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Mark Levin “Amnesty” Youtube Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVQjIhbkSzs

Clearly, with the GOP’s pathetic political surrender (Boehner & McConnell) ...

... “We” must rise to stand DEFIANT against Obama’s pillaging of the U.S. Constitution.

A series of national (local) rallies is scheduled for Jan-3, 2015 (Saturday a week on 2015-01-03).

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Momentum is building “nationally” for the rallies, and it’s already scheduled for at least one radio interview on Monday.

Go outside Facebook to engage your friends and local Tea Party folks to participate.

You’re encouraged to call into Mark Levin’s radio show, as well as Eric Erickson, Limbaugh, Mark Davis (etc) as well as your local conservative radio talk show hosts.

As Ronald Reagan said ... “It’s amazing what can be accomplished when No One’s interested in getting the credit.”

Who am I, this event’s organizer ? A simple Patriot, Aerospace Mechanical Engineer, who’s “clean” with absolutely “zero” arrests-changes, and a former U.S. top secret clearance.

As you’ll see below, I’m not asking for any $$$ financial donations. Ever.

Godspeed.

Douglas Coggeshall (Tampa, FL)
Stop-Obama-Amnesty@Engineering-Excellence.US

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On Saturday Jan. 3, 2015 ... we will ALL STAND DEFIANT in the BRAVE tradition of American Patriots before us ... our fathers and grandfathers ... at Valley Forge, Yorktown, the Battle of New Orleans, San Juan Hill, Belleau Wood, Midway, Omaha Beach, Iwo Jima, Chosin Reservoir, Battle of Ia Drang, and Battle of 73 Easting.

Share with ALL Patriot Friends and Tea Party groups ... WHY ?

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A great Patriot turn-out encourages the Senate and House GOP to FIRE the Machiavellian traitors John Boehner and Mitch McConnell ...


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You’re encouraged to send Rally photographs to “Stop-Obama-Amnesty@Engineering-Excellence.US” where they will be posted (in collage form) at the Free Republic website (you’ll be provided the internet link).

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Step out — be COURAGEOUS ... Organize your own LOCAL Rally !

1) Select your location (primary and secondary)

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1) Sign Coordinator

2) Security (Two Persons taking Pictures / Videos of the Team Protest)

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6) Special Events Person (the “Runner” for unexpected actions)

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Stop-Obama-Amnesty@Engineering-Excellence.US

Financial $$$ donations NOT accepted or solicited !

You’re asked to share this event (Inside/Outside Facebook).

Godspeed to You, Everyone ...
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6 posted on 12/27/2014 1:49:02 AM PST by Patton@Bastogne
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To: John Semmens

John, I kept looking for the “satire” part....did you forget to include it?


7 posted on 12/27/2014 1:53:20 AM PST by jennings2004 ("What difference, at this point, does it make!"!)
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To: John Semmens

Ole Dub W sure dint have any problem saying yes to all of the Ted and Barney’s spending.


8 posted on 12/27/2014 2:33:59 AM PST by rawcatslyentist (Jeremiah 50:32 "The arrogant one will stumble and fall ; / ?)
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To: jennings2004

I had the same thought...


9 posted on 12/27/2014 4:31:13 AM PST by logi_cal869 (-cynicus-)
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To: John Semmens

People in KY have been fooled twice, first with McC, then with “Rand”. There is no end to being fooled.


10 posted on 12/27/2014 5:13:37 AM PST by Theodore R. (Liberals keep winning; so the American people must now be all-liberal all the time.)
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To: Theodore R.

A Fool and his Country are soon parted!


11 posted on 12/27/2014 5:29:35 AM PST by lostboy61 (Lock and Load and stand your ground!.)
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To: John Semmens

GOP to Become Party of “YES”

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GOP to Remain Party of Stupid.


12 posted on 12/27/2014 6:11:57 AM PST by Starboard
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To: 43north
According to the new Majority Leader, "continuing to try to stave off amnesty or socialized medicine are lost causes.

Get ready for an avalanche of excuses from McConnell (e.g., "we didn't want to get bogged down", try to stave off, etc). Its the pathetic GOP that's the lost cause. It's a party without a soul.

13 posted on 12/27/2014 6:18:25 AM PST by Starboard
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To: John Semmens

I wouldn’t put it past Mitch McConnell to declare that the GOP is becoming the party of “Hope and Change”. Then, when it is pointed out to him that this is the president’s slogan, he would say, “We are just trying to reach across the aisle.”


14 posted on 12/27/2014 6:20:18 AM PST by yefragetuwrabrumuy ("Don't compare me to the almighty, compare me to the alternative." -Obama, 09-24-11)
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To: John Semmens

They seem to believe they can win by being more liberal and unprincipled than the liberals.

Yes, John, you captured that well.


15 posted on 12/27/2014 6:25:03 AM PST by G Larry (Amnesty imposes SLAVE WAGES on LEGAL immigrants & minorities)
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To: John Semmens

It’s real easy to become the “party of Yes.” Just insist, “YES, we WILL stop Obama.” And then do it.


16 posted on 12/27/2014 7:12:56 AM PST by smalltownslick
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To: John Semmens

Satire? I think not! :)


17 posted on 12/27/2014 1:03:43 PM PST by berdie
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To: John Semmens
Yikes! Forgot to take my weekly dose of “semi-satire.”

Thanks for the ping!

18 posted on 12/29/2014 8:56:28 AM PST by fatnotlazy
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