Posted on 02/29/2020 9:12:46 AM PST by John Semmens
Investigators in Ukraine have announced a probe of former U.S. Vice President Joe Biden. The issue is whether he illegally pressured the government to fire Prosecutor General Viktor Shokin in 2016.
Biden immediately insisted “damn right I got that guy fired. But it was completely legal. President Obama gave me the authority to do whatever it took to get the job done. I alone among those running for president have the experience and know-how for dealing with Ukraine.”
Biden compared his “get tough approach” with “Trump’s weak and ineffective ‘phone-call diplomacy.’ As we all saw from the transcript, all Trump could bring himself to do was ask Ukraine to do us a favor and investigate Crowd Strike. Ukraine totally ignored this request because there was no ‘stick’ behind it. Well, when I’m president I won’t hesitate to use the ‘carrot or the stick’–whichever seems necessary—to let the Ukrainese know who’s the boss. I may offer a billion dollars to drop their investigation or I may drone one or more of their leaders as my good friend Obama did when he was president.”
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I can’t wait for Biden Jr deposition in the pregnat stripper child support hearing.
Yep, ole Joe got that Shokin guy fired because he was corrupt and wasn’t investigating that corrupt company Burisma where his son also worked.
Amazingly, after Joe replaced Shokin with Lutsenko and the Burisma folks at Blue Star Strategies had “a little talk” with Lutsenko, the non-existent Burisma charges were dropped. What a genius.
It takes a special talent to be able to lie so convincingly about a sequence of acts that are as illogical and sleezy as this.
Good one!
Thanks to an informant. I think his name was Hunter.
Barrel, meet fish; fish, meet barrel. :^)
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