Vuokra-asunnon Vuokraaminen Turvallisesti (Zot Okra! Vuo-kitten-esti! Turareg! Turareg!)

SuomiVerkossa.com ^ | 29.01.2009 | Newster

[Newster]

This is about renting a house in Finland and using legal and correct forms to prevent problems. Article is in Finnish.

Alla ovat Ympäristöministeriön viimeisimmät viralliset vuokrasopimus mallit. Tiedostot ovat PDF muodossa, joten ne ovat helppo tulostaa taikka tallentaa koneelle. Erittäin hyödyllisiä etenkin tehdessä vuokrasopimusta yksityiseltä yksityiselle.

Kiinteistönvälitys toimistoilla, jotka tarjoavat vuokra-asuntoja on yleensä kattavat sopimus pohjat valmiina. Mutta toki niihinkin kannattaa tutustua tarkasti ja kysyä kiinteistönvälittäjältä mikäli jokin asia askarruttaa.

• Vuokra-sopimus -pohja
• Alivuokralais sopimus -pohja

VINKKI! Tallenna sopimuksen pohja tietokoneelle painamalla oikeaa hiiren nappia ja valitsemalla Tallenna Kohde nimellä.

( Sopimusmallit perustuvat ympäristöministeriön asetuksiin asuinhuoneiston vuokrasopimuksen kaavasta (537/2004) ja alivuokra-asunnon vuokrasopimuksen kaavasta (538/2004). )

Vuokra-asunto voi sitten alkaa metsästämään vaikkapa näistä lähteistä: Helsingin vuokra-asunnot, Turun vuokra-asunnot, Tampereen vuokra-asunnot, Oulun vuokra-asunnot, Joensuun vuokra-asunnot, Kuopion vuokra-asunnot sekä PK-Asunnot josta löytyy vuokra-asunto välittäjiä pääkaupunkiseudulta ja luultavasti Suomen suurin asunnon haku portaali, Etuovi com.

Internetin kautta siis löytyy vuokra-asuntoja todella hyvin ja kiinteistönvälitys yritysten suuntaus kohdentaa markkinointia Internetiin näyttää olevan entistä enemmän, mikä taas tarkoittaa kuluttajalle mukavaa tapaa selailla asuntoja kotitietokoneelta käsin.

[BoneHead]

Zot Okra! \0o/?

Zot Brussel sprouts!

So Finland is outsourcing their Travel writing?

[CommerceComet]

Actually, the funny parts were adopted from a Dave Barry commentary on speaking German.

[Arrowhead1952]

LOL sniff!!

[My hearts in London - Everett]

"I just like to write basicly anything that comes up in my life. Mostly I write articles in Finnish."

So you signed up today on Free Republic, an American english website, just to post an article written in Finnish which very few here will be able to read??? lol Maybe this guy just has a very strange sense of humor!

[Dead Corpse]

Voi Luoja! Paassani on kirves!

[martin_fierro]

HATT BABY!

[Tijeras_Slim]

Paassani on kirves!

I did that once... nearly got run off the road.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Be afraid... very afraid...

[Verginius Rufus]

How can we be sure that wasn't racist?

The Finnish word for the French language is ranskaa. The Latin for "frog" is rana. Finnish must be a Romance language--they're calling French "froggish."

[GQuagmire]

Your post reads like an IKEA catalog....IBTZ

[trisham]

[Admin Moderator]

Fire at will.

[Old Sarge]

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T O P S E C R E T VIKINGKITTEN

SUBJ: SNIFF

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4. ADMIN NOTE: INTERESTED PARTIES MAY BE INCLUDED IN, OR REMOVED FROM, THE VIKING KITTIES TROLL-WATCH ALERT ROSTER BY FREEPMAILING THE WATCH NCOIC, CODENAME “OLD SARGE”, SUBJECT: ALERT ROSTER.

5. CHALLENGE/PASSWORD: STUNE-RALPH.

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NOTHING FOLLOWS

EOM EOM EOM

[rabscuttle385]

IBTZ

[rabscuttle385]

[Billthedrill]

[SmithL]

A newbie with a vanity?

When did they start allowing that?

[metmom]

What’s Finnish for In before the zot?

[shibumi]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcObvoExEE0&feature=related

Submitted for your enjoyment - The 69 Eyes (aka The Helsinki Vampires) - as they cover the hit “Call Me.”

(Hint - You’ll never think of Blondie in quite the same way, ever again.)

[JRios1968]

[shibumi]

You like how I got The 69 Eyes into post #69?

Just in case you actually listened to that bit all the way through, here’s some Finnish Balm for the wound, from my all time favorite composer, who also happens to be Finnish. Jean Sibelius:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYFEq80AwzU

[ConorMacNessa]

IBTZ!

Lamh Foistenach Abu!

[DYngbld]

I'll call you if I ever need to rent a house in Finland.
Can I bring my cats?

[Paul Heinzman]

Do you know that Edgar Allen Poe story “The Pit and the Pendulum?” Something about it has been bothering me lately. Why did the inquisitors put that piece of meat in there for him? I mean, they’re going to slice the guy in two. Why were they worried if he was hungry?

[ConfidentConservative]

Kitties need a Finnished meal on occasion! ;)

[dragonblustar]

[dynachrome]

I like it!

Finnish zot vampires.

[Viking2002]

Did you get ahold of some bad lingonberries or something? English, dammit!!!!!

[50mm]

Tähän on jokin neuvo:

pelätä ZOT!

[50mm]

What’s Finnish for In before the zot?

Kotona aiemmin ZOT.

[Clinging Bitterly]

Paha kissa “Fang” ei hyväksy.
A ZOT pian tulee sinulle.
Bork bork.

[Clinging Bitterly]

Google translates it, but perhaps not so well. The first sentence is sort of weird:

This is about renting a house in Canada and using legal and correct forms to prevent problems. Article is in English.

So right there I was sort of like mikä on tätä paskaa?

The rest of the text was translated and posted upthread by someone else.

[the invisib1e hand]

How did you manage to get your screenname changed? Nobody was clinging bitterly during the dotcom bubble, when you signed up.

[Clinging Bitterly]

Nobody was clinging bitterly during the dotcom bubble...

I don't know about that. 044's descriptive verbiage is, like almost everything he says, almost certainly not original.

My old screen name had my location in it and I'm moving. So I just asked JR if he could change it, and he did.

[Fichori]

Vähiten he voisivat sanoa oli Tervetuloa FR!

[Fichori]

“I believe English is required as the common language here.”

Voi älä viitsi!

[sionnsar]

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[sionnsar]

Puhutko kukaan engaltia? (Does anyone speak English?)

You're all here to help me practice for my (possible) visit to Helsinki in April. *\;-)

[sionnsar]

Hey! This might not be so bad. Beer is “o’lut”, not too far from Gaelic “ohl”.

[darkangel82]

A few bands I listen to are from Finland. That’s about as close as I get. :\

[Jet Jaguar]

It’s back!

[NonLinear]

Has anyone seen my blue lava lamp?
I can only find the black, the red and the green ones.

I know I packed them?

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Heeft iedereen mijn blauwe lavalamp gezien?
Ik kan de zwarte, het rood en de groene slechts vinden. Ik weet ik hen inpakte?

[darkangel82]

[sionnsar]

What’s back?

[sionnsar]

Dutch or Vlaams?

[Jet Jaguar]

The thread! I remember it from the beginning of the month.

Good choice!

[Monkey Face]

Whoa! So this is the new place, eh?
I like the Old Scandanavian atmosphere. It looks like....”home!”

Is there a place I can put my cookies?

[sionnsar]

We checked a CD of Finnish folk music out of the library once, and Anoreth had to take it out of the player before I drove the van into a telephone pole. The reindeer skull on the cover should have been a clue ...

Welcome back!

[Tax-chick]

OldTax-lady has been to Helsinki, but she’s not going to Guatemala and Costa Rica with her friends next week. She doesn’t do the Third World.

I’m back! We got home (to the house) about 6:00 p.m., after a restful day in the torture-chamber chairs of Orlando airport. One of us could have got on the flight at 8:55 a.m., but she’d just have had to wait in Charlotte for the other one. With both of us in Orlando, we could exchange books when we both finished the ones we brought.

I’m having a Restorative, and soon I will go to bed with poor Wednesday, who missed me.

[Tax-chick]