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[Lucky9teen]

Have you ever wondered how all of these Democrats can drive around in their big cars, live in their huge homes and fly all around the world in private jets with no guilt? Up until now it’s been a closely guarded secret.

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[CSM]

I’m 52% green. Only because I am a cheap bastige!

[Lucky9teen]

[a fool in paradise]

What color is the rest of you?

[Cyber Ninja]

The Venus of Willendorf. 24,000 years old and all woman.

[CSM]

I’m part of the evil class!

;-)

[Allegra]

Your Life is 16% Green

You're not really a tree hugger... if anything, you're a smokestack hugger.
So the environment is not your thing. Would it kill you to at least not litter?

How Green Is Your Life?

Woooohooo! Leaving a BIG ol' carbon footprint!

(Hey...I DID click the one that says I don't litter.)

[Lucky9teen]

Yeh, every time my 7 year old comes home from school and asks why I don’t recycle, I tell him it’s a waste of time and energy and we don’t need to do that crap. I also remind him there is no such thing as global warming and if anyone tries to tell him that, they are wrong. It’s climate change that happens on a natural cycle and has nothing to do with man-made anything.

Of course at 7, he doesn’t quite get it yet. But my 14 year old step-son sure does. He does his best to educate his class mates about the truth and how bad Obama is too. ;) He’s learning right.

[Lucky9teen]

Global Warming Solutions funny read ;)

[Lucky9teen]

[Rocky]

Mein Kampost. Kewl.

[fml]

So being frugal is 32% GREEN? I just dont try to be green at all

LOL, same here. There were also no ideas in the list that I think I will be taking up. Your Life is 28% Green You're on the right track to living a green life, and you're definitely doing your part to help out. You care about the earth, and hopefully this quiz has given you some ideas on how you can do more!

[Lucky9teen]

The Liberal Code of Beliefs

I’m a Liberal because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

I’m a Liberal because I love the fact I can now marry whatever I want. I’ve decided to marry my horse.

I’m a Liberal because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.

I’m a Liberal because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I’m a Liberal because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I’m a Liberal because when we pull out of Iraq I trust the bad guys will stop what they’re doing because they now think we’re good people.

I’m a Liberal because I believe people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday, CAN tell us the polar ice caps will melt away in 10 years if I don’t start driving a Prius.

I’m a Liberal because I believe business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.

I’m a Liberal because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who could NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

A Liberal has to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

A Liberal has to believe that the same teacher who can’t teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

I’m a Liberal because my head is so firmly planted up my own butt, it’s unlikely I’ll ever have another point of view.

[mylife]

It makes me happy that CO2 was produces during the making and taking of this silly quiz.

I think I will print it out and toss it in the trash.

[Tamar1973]

Your Life is 68% Green

You live a very green life, and you're aware of how your actions help the earth.
Of course, it's hard to be totally green. But when you make a tradeoff, you know why you're making it.

How Green Is Your Life?

Being frugal IS being green, IMO.

[Lucky9teen]

[lilylangtree]

Office Depot is now selling “Going Green” light bulbs 3 for 3.99 its equivalent to the 60 watt light bulbs. You know those swirly light bulbs that are energy efficient and lasts for 9 years. I couldn’t resist and bought a box. Actually, I bought a box and got the office to pay for it.

[r-q-tek86]

Good to be seen.

I always read your thread... although usually on Saturday morning as that nasty four letter word (work) keeps getting in the way of real-time silliness.

[Cyber Ninja]

[a fool in paradise]

[a fool in paradise]

I’m a Liberal because I love the fact I can now marry whatever I want. I’ve decided to marry my horse.

Lenny Bruce did this back in the 1950s with his bit "Psychopathia Sexualis".