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[Lucky9teen]

Have you ever wondered how all of these Democrats can drive around in their big cars, live in their huge homes and fly all around the world in private jets with no guilt? Up until now it’s been a closely guarded secret.

Hi, Billy Mays here again -this time for the one product that will allow you too, to live the energy wasting lifestyle you’ve always dreamed about, but were too eco-conscious to pursue.

Green is good and what could be more green than planting a tree, saving an endangered species’ habitat or building a windmill? Nothing! Nothing could be better. So if you’re ready to go green, then you’re doing a good thing, and doing a good thing makes you good person!

And good people know a good thing when they see one.

Introducing the Obama Carbon Offset Coins! Each coin bears the Earth-friendly face of President Barack Obama. Because they’re minted in China*, we can offer them to you at an astonishingly low price.

Each coin you purchase will help save an old growth tree, build an environmentally friendly energy source, or adopt an orphan tree.


These old growth trees are home to endangered species like the Red Cockade Woodpecker and the Spotted Owl, and deserve to be preserved.

Wind mills and solar panels are not the only way to gain energy independence but they are the greenest. For each dollar you spend on an Obama Carbon Offset Coin, a full three cents will go to one of these worth projects. Now that’s change you can believe in.

But the one that pulls at my heartstrings, and I hope your purse strings, is the Orphan Tree Fund. Millions of trees are living in desperate situations, in impoverished nations around the world. Many of these trees have never been hugged. By purchasing Obama coins, you give these neglected trees a chance to grow-up and lead productive lives, cleaning harmful CO2 from our air.

For just one Obama Carbon Offset Coin a week, you can help change the life of a deserving tree…forever. Four times a year, you will receive a picture of your tree and a report on how it’s doing. Suitable for framing, you’ll treasure your tree and feel good about yourself, because you’ll know that not only have you saved a tree, you’re saving the planet.



And if you order your Obama Carbon Offset Coins in the next twenty minutes, we’ll throw-in Transparency In Government, a life-sized poster of Vice-President Joe Biden and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. This poster proves the Democrat Party has nothing to hide.

So you get the Obama Carbon Offset coins and a Joe and Hillary poster.

But wait there’s more!

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[Sax]

[Dead Corpse]

Your Life is 24% Green

You're on the right track to living a green life, and you're definitely doing your part to help out.
You care about the earth, and hopefully this quiz has given you some ideas on how you can do more!

How Green Is Your Life?

Most of these make good economic sense, independent of their "Earth Friendly" garbage.

[TornadoAlley3]

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[r-q-tek86]

Your Life is 100% Hypocritical

9,000 gallons of jet fuel for an Earth Day speech... really?
Only algore is a bigger hypocrite

How Green Is Your Life?

[Sax]

NOBODY parties harder than that dude right there. Don’t even try.

[ErnBatavia]

[wombtotomb]

Your life is pretty green - and you know a lot about how to live an eco friendly life.
So congratulate yourself for being good to the earth. And maybe think about implementing some of the ideas from this quiz!

Every answer I gave was due to frugality or common sense. I donate my used goods to places like goodwill, purchase alot of stuff secondhand, grow a garden, hang my clothes out, and turn out lights when not in a room.

this is a ridiculous poll. I did not once pick an enviromentally friendly idea because I don’t use a cloth shopping bag, pick items for their reduced packaging, or use enviromentally friendly cleaning supplies or any other tree hugging nonsense. I still got a 48 percent in their poll. Sheesh. Just living frugally is enough for them, which many have been doing for years.

[a fool in paradise]

"It's FRIDAY!!!"

[illiac]

INTERESTING HISTORY LESSON

Railroad tracks. This is fascinating.

Be sure to read the final paragraph; your understanding of it will depend on the earlier part of the content.

The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That’s an exceedingly odd number.

Why was that gauge used? Because that’s the way they built them in England, and English expatriates built the US railroads.

Why did the English build them like that? Because the first rail lines were built by the same people who built the pre-railroad tramways, and that’s the gauge they used.

Why did ‘they’ use that gauge? Because the people who built the tramways used the same jigs and tools that they use d for building wagons, which used that wheel spacing.

Why did the wagons have that particular odd wheel spacing? Well, if they tried to use any other spacing, the wagon wheels would break on some of the old, long distance roads in England, because that’s the spacing of the wheel ruts.

So who built those old rutted roads? Imperial Rome built the first long distance roads in Europe (and England) for their legions. The roads have been used ever since.

And the ruts in the roads? Roman war chariots formed the initial ruts, which everyone else had to match for fear of destroying their wagon wheels. Since the chariots were made for Imperial Rome, they were all alike in the matter of wheel spacing. Therefore the United States standard railroad gauge of 4 feet, 8.5 inches is derived from the original specifications for an Imperial Roman war chariot. Bureaucracies live forever.

So the next time you are handed a specification/procedure/process and wonder ‘What horse’s ass came up with it?’, you may be exactly right. Imperial Roman army chariots were made just wide enough to accommodate the rear ends of two war horses. (Two horse’s asses.) Now, the twist to the story:

When you see a Space Shuttle sitting on its launch pad, there are two big booster rockets attached to the sides of the main fuel tank. These are solid rocket boosters, or SRB’s. The SRB’s are made by Thiokol at their factory in Utah . The

engineers who designed the SRB’s would have preferred to make them a bit fatter, but the SRB’s had to be shipped by train from the factory to the launch site. The railroad line from the factory happens to run through a tunnel in the mountains, and the SRB’s had to fit through that tunnel. The tunnel is slightly wider than the railroad track, and the railroad track, as you now know, is about as wide as two horses’ behinds.

So, a major Space Shuttle design feature of what is arguably the world’s most advanced transportation system was determined over two thousand years ago by the width of a horse’s ass. And you thought being a horse’s ass wasn’t important? Ancient horse’s asses controlled almost everything... and
Today’s Horses Asses are controlling everything else.

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[a fool in paradise]

The first Earth Day just happened to fall on the 100th Anniversary of Vladmir Lenin’s birth.

Coincidence?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenin

[a fool in paradise]

What was it about that first Earth Day that made millions of teenagers who THOUGHT they were going to live forever suddenly believe that the Earth was going to die before they reached middle age?

[a fool in paradise]

“Population will inevitably and completely outstrip whatever small increases in food supplies we make. The death rate will increase until at least 100-200 million people per year will be starving to death during the next ten years.” • Paul Ehrlich, Stanford University biologist

I need Solyent Green and a side of french fries with that.

[StarCMC]

Ha ha -- gotcha beat!

Your Life is 16% Green

You're not really a tree hugger... if anything, you're a smokestack hugger.
So the environment is not your thing. Would it kill you to at least not litter?

How Green Is Your Life?

[a fool in paradise]

“Dr. S. Dillon Ripley, secretary of the Smithsonian Institute, believes that in 25 years, somewhere between 75 and 80 percent of all the species of living animals will be extinct.” • Sen. Gaylord Nelson

We should make sure that the fallacies of Earth Day prophets live on in the Smithsonian. But museum staff should not be permitted to steer public policy.

[a fool in paradise]

What a dumb quiz. I DID check off the question that says "I DON'T LITTER."

This is slanderous.

Your Life is 12% Green

You're not really a tree hugger... if anything, you're a smokestack hugger.
So the environment is not your thing. Would it kill you to at least not litter?

How Green Is Your Life?

I don't give money to green causes, local businesses aren't necessarily greener, and why should I put on an extra sweater when the President lives in a much bigger home and has said he will raise the thermostat because "he's from hawaii (not chicago) and used to the warmth" (paraphrased press office quote).

[a fool in paradise]

That’s pretty impressive, does he use that technique often on the bulls?

[a fool in paradise]

New Gitmo Green environ friendly moving techniques being considered...

[mylife]

"he's from hawaii Hades (not chicago) and used to the warmth"

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

Your Life is 4% Green

You're not really a tree hugger... if anything, you're a smokestack hugger.
So the environment is not your thing. Would it kill you to at least not litter?

How Green Is Your Life?

[a fool in paradise]

I didnt need to see that. *washing eyes*

DON'T LOOK, ETHYL!!!