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Let The Tiger Jokes Begin...
Self | 12-3-09 | Bushbacker1

Posted on 12/03/2009 6:03:15 AM PST by Road Warrior 04

Let 'em begin:


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Sports
KEYWORDS: humor; jokes; tiger; tigerwoods; woods
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To: Bushbacker1

The warning written on Tiger’s side view mirror reads: ‘Swedish women bearing 3 irons are closer than they appear!’


21 posted on 12/03/2009 6:20:36 AM PST by Batman11 (Sarah Palin: "Illegal immigrants are called illegal for a reason!")
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To: Lovely-Day-For-A-Guinness
Put a Tiger in your skank........

LOL!

He could tell the skanks he's a Detroit Tiger and ask them if they wanna play ball.

22 posted on 12/03/2009 6:20:47 AM PST by PGalt
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To: Bushbacker1

What’s the difference between Tiger Woods and baby seals? Nothing. They both get beat with clubs by Scandinavians.


23 posted on 12/03/2009 6:21:34 AM PST by svcw (The time is near at hand which must determine whether Americans are to be free men or slaves. GW)
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To: Bushbacker1
Initial reports were that Tiger's wife used a 60 degree wedge, but the report was later refuted by golfing experts who know that only Phil Michelson and God can hit a 60 degree wedge.
24 posted on 12/03/2009 6:21:59 AM PST by Recon Dad ( SSgt O - 3rd Afghanistan Deployment - Day 44)
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To: massgopguy

LOL~


25 posted on 12/03/2009 6:22:03 AM PST by Bad~Rodeo (Defensor Fortis)
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To: Bushbacker1
Tiger Woods Christmas Photo http://www.businessinsider.com/tiger-woods-christmas-photo-2009-12
26 posted on 12/03/2009 6:25:43 AM PST by FromLori (FromLori)
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To: Bushbacker1
I, for one, don't find the news particularly humorous.

ML/NJ

27 posted on 12/03/2009 6:26:23 AM PST by ml/nj
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To: Recon Dad

I have and use a 64 degree wedge regularly. Then again I’m a 19 handicap


28 posted on 12/03/2009 6:27:14 AM PST by GQuagmire ( Driving a Prius doesn't make you Jesus Christ)
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To: FromLori

I’m amazed that any guy with a wife like that could stray, i mean is he blind, stupid or just can’t keep it in his pants


29 posted on 12/03/2009 6:27:29 AM PST by sunmars
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To: Bushbacker1; FatherofFive

BTTT


30 posted on 12/03/2009 6:30:11 AM PST by verga (I am not an apologist, I just play one on Television)
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To: gov_bean_ counter
Tiger was not only a cheetah but he was lion about it and now he has to bear the consequences. He now looks like an ass and media sharks will continue to dog him as long as his former foxes continue to rat on him.

In his defense Tiger was only following the Nike motto--just do it.

31 posted on 12/03/2009 6:31:30 AM PST by Fetid Facts (Under Democrats, "The law is a ass--a idiot.")
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To: Bushbacker1

He wouldn’t have this trouble if he only spent less time practicing his putz on other courses.


32 posted on 12/03/2009 6:31:47 AM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult (The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
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To: Bushbacker1

How many Tiger Woods jokes does it take to difuse the media attention that should be given to Climategate, Afghanistan and Obamacare?


33 posted on 12/03/2009 6:31:58 AM PST by kidd (Obama: The triumph of hope over evidence)
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To: GQuagmire

I play with a guy that had a 60 degree wedge and skulled it every time he had it in his hands. I bought it off of him for $10 and I’ve holed out twice from about 25 yards. I think he wants it back.


34 posted on 12/03/2009 6:32:04 AM PST by Big Giant Head (Running my computer bare naked for over a year with no infections at all.)
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To: sunmars

All of the above? And let’s not give the skanks involved in this a free pass. They should be known for what they are: skanks and ho-bags.


35 posted on 12/03/2009 6:33:21 AM PST by cammie
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To: Fetid Facts
Tiger was not only a cheetah but he was lion about it and now he has to bear the consequences. He now looks like an ass and media sharks will continue to dog him as long as his former foxes continue to rat on him.

Ok, so it has turned into a zoo.

37 posted on 12/03/2009 6:39:23 AM PST by gov_bean_ counter (Sarah Palin - For such a time as this)
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To: ml/nj
I, for one, don't find the news particularly humorous.

The news isn't, but the jokes are.

39 posted on 12/03/2009 6:44:10 AM PST by Road Warrior 04 ( I'll miss President Bush greatly! Palin in 2012! The "other" Jim Thompson)
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To: FromLori
Ahhhh! The loving couple!

Shank you very much!

40 posted on 12/03/2009 6:47:50 AM PST by Road Warrior 04 ( I'll miss President Bush greatly! Palin in 2012! The "other" Jim Thompson)
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