that I would post some of the cartoons out there, depicting "the other side" of things....
You want silliness?....imagine the inner thoughts of these geniuses...
I'd buy it
Posted on 04/30/2010 6:08:05 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
So, let me get this straight...
If you are a politician, or in government, then it's ok to:
~ not pay taxes
~ fly you and/or your family/friends around in private jets, whenever and where ever you want
~ make whatever laws/rules you want
~ not follow any already existing rules/laws
~ be corrupt in every way possible, and still be The President of The United States of America
~ be a radical marxist or socialist and be involved heavily and influential in the White House
~ decide who gets what money (or who gets whose)
~ not prove you are a legal citizen to be President of The United States of America
~ have your own special elite health insurance
~ get paid your same salary, even after you retire
~ get benefits up the ying yang, because you work for the government
~ have your private life, remain your private life, because no one will be looking into what YOU do, like they do with private citizens
But if you are a legal citizen, following the rules, going to work every day, paying your bills, believing in God, Life and Liberty, you are a terrorist and need to be watched, harassed, hampered, mocked and ridiculed by the government at every turn. You become the criminal.
And if you are an ILLEGAL alien, you have the right to be here, because it's not a crime if you are here illegally and how dare anyone harass you for proper identification and proof of citizenship...you poor victim you.
So...it's ok to harass LEGAL citizens for proof of their HEALTH INSURANCE, but not ok to harass ILLEGAL citizens for their proof to be here LEGALLY????
What is this world coming to? I know there's a hell of a lot more that I didn't list here....but damn....
IBTP!! WooHoo!!!!
top 10?
IN.
IBTP!!!!First time
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N? Makes my day to see the friday silliness, thanks Lucky9teen!
IBTP?
thanks! I was waiting for this...proves it really IS Friday!
TOP TEN!!!!!!
At last.
The after-birthers try to make Obama’s eligibility a laughing matter. It is time that matters are reversed and fun is poked at them.
I thought I woke up in an alternate universe earlier this week when I read the headlines that John McCain was calling for troops on the border, demanded that the borders be secured, and wanted the border fence built.
Then, I pinched myself and remembered that he is running for reelection.
Silliness ping!
Hey, I find nothing wrong with thisDrinking with a Michigan Girl...
A Mexican, an Arab,
and a Michigan girl are
in the same bar.
When the Mexican
finishes his beer,
he throws his glass
in the air, pulls out
his pistol, and shoots
the glass to pieces.
He says, ‘In Mexico ,
our glasses are so
cheap we don’t need
to drink with the same one twice.’
The Arab, obviously
impressed by this,
drinks non-alcohol beer
(cuz he’s a muslim!),
throws it into the
air, pulls out his
AK-47, and shoots
the glass to pieces.
He says, ‘In the
Arab World, we have
so much sand to make
glasses that we don’t
need to drink with
the same one twice either.’
The Michigan girl,
cool as a cucumber,
picks up her beer,
downs it in one gulp,
throws the glass into
the air, whips out her
45, and shoots the
Mexican and the Arab.
Catching her glass,
setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill,
she says,
‘In Michigan ,
we have so many
illegal aliens that
we don’t have to
drink with the same ones twice.’
Jesse,
You Stupid Bastard! You cheated on Sandra Bullock?
How in the world can you be so stupid? You are married to one of the most beautiful women in the world; she has a body to die for, and her current wealth and predicted wealth is shadowed only by Oprah, who even Steadman will tell you, isn’t attractive.
But your wife, who recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and is now the named “America’s Sweetheart”; you also remember she just won an Oscar (which translates to more money per picture she makes in the future)...while you were shacking with that tattooed freak, who just happens to be a former stripper and is someone’s mommy.
You are really a piece of work! You are the most hated asshole cheater on the planet! And while the State of California is a no-fault state whereby you may be able to take half of your wife’s wealth, in doing so you would only be hated even more...especially after Sandra speech during the Oscars in which she did nothing but praise you. How can you live with yourself after she even cared for your children?
I only have one thing to say to a despicable, miserable, cheating piece of crap that you are:
Thank You!!
You really helped to take the heat off of me. Lets do lunch sometime and compare notes.
Atypical assortment. Seem mostly to come from lefty fever swamps.
Obviously signed by Tiger Woods.
Yay, much needed silliness has arrived!
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