Posted on 05/27/2011 5:31:02 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
TGIF....
I do like those pics!
Earlier this week, Obama called for Israel to return to the 1967 borders. In response, Israel has since called for the United States to return to its 1958 borders.
1958 = No Hawaii
No Hawaii = no President Obama
Looks like a hick.
Must be some kind of new planking thing.
Y is Generation X 15 years long and Generation Y 30 years long?
So Z can be either 45 or 60 years long?
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl,
but she doesn't have a lot to say.
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl
but she changes from day to day.
I want to tell her that I love her a lot
But I gotta get a bellyful of wine.
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl.
Someday I'm going to make her mine, oh yeah,
someday I'm going to make her mine.
Lennon & McCartney
IBTP? or IATP?
Doesn’t matter! OFST, and it’s a 3DW! WHOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I met Hillary Clinton in the elevator and she tells me she wants me to treat her like a woman.
So I took off all my clothes, threw them in a pile on the floor, then told her to wash them.
Happy Friday!!!
> Bibi meets Bambi...official photo.
This is cool. When you’re done with the 30 seconds, look at the back of your hand while it is still on the mouse.
Make sure you look at the image for a full 30 seconds before looking at your hand! Have fun!
Okay, this is downright weird. Don’t be suspicious, nothing is going to jump out or scream at you. Just follow the instructions. Wait the entire 30 seconds. (Slowly count to 30.)
1.- Open the link
2.- Then “click me to get trippy”,
3.- Look at the center of the screen for 30 seconds, and then..
4.- Look at your hand holding the mouse, without moving it away from
the mouse..
(it is no joke, it is called “cenesthetic hallucination”) click below..........
As a former English teacher, I appreciate the example used in the following. Only wish I could have used it in 8th grade classes - I’m sure they would’ve gotten it then.
In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I’ve noticed that more and more people who send text messages and emails have long forgotten the art of capitalization.
For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following statement.
“Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse.”
Is everybody clear on that?
Something to think about.....
I had amnesia once - or twice.
I went to San Francisco. I found someone’s heart.
Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle.
Protons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it.
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
A beggar asked me for 50 cents for a sandwich. I said, “First let me see the sandwich.”
What is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?
They told me I was gullible... and I believed them.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he’ll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.
Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
One nice thing about egotists: They don’t talk about other people.
When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?
My weight is perfect for my height - which varies.
I used to be indecisive. Now, I’m not sure.
The cost of living hasn’t affected its popularity.
How can there be self-help “groups”?
Is there another word for synonym?
Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all”?
The speed of time is one-second per second.
Is it possible to be totally partial?
What’s another word for thesaurus?
If you’re cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
Is Marx’s tomb a communist plot?
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I’ll show you a man who can’t get his pants off.
It’s not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.
Is it my imagination, or do Buffalo wings taste like chicken?
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