Posted on 02/20/2012 10:25:14 PM PST by Slings and Arrows
The picture is shocking and unbelievable.
Last year, a mug shot surfaced showing a man, picked up on suspicion of soliciting a prostitute, with only half a head. It was taken by the Miami-Dade Sheriff’s office:
And it’s not a hoax.
Now, the man behind the photo has surfaced again, this time explaining how he got his injury.
(Excerpt) Read more at theblaze.com ...
I’m not going to look either, but I wonder if a mirror and some super glue and/or duct tape might take care of the problem?
I have one: It’s called the Not-A-Ping-List, and you’re added.
Oh good! thank you.
Love weird :)
Just remember: You asked for it. ;^)
A good comb-over would be the ticket.
Not as bad as I thought it would look. You would think they could have put a plate or something there to lift the skin. I don’t understand why they didn’t.
ps. Isn’t he more of a ‘quarter-headed’ guy than half? That’s not half his head.
The Blaze sure is coming up in the world, they're not advertising whores or anything...
Had I known that there was an actual ‘ping’ list for all things weird...I would have axed to be added a long time ago! :)
Consult Donald Trump - stat!
I’ve been thinking about that myself. My best guesses are 1) that the resulting hollow would be a great breeding ground for anaerobic bacteria and/or other parasites, and/or 2) since the procedure was purely cosmetic his insurance (probably Medicaid) wouldn’t cover it. Just guesses, mind you.
They lack the gravitas of the Weekly World News.
Izat what Rush looks like with “half a brain tied” behind his back!?
I’m pretty sure that Rush doesn’t burn blunts. Pretty sure.
If it were me, I would get a prothetic skull made and then have fun with it. You could:
1. Put a little trap door in the side and randomly pull things out while talking to someone, like little birds or loose change.
2. Make a prothetic that looks like an exposed brain. I would also make it throb. Then go into a pharmacy and ask for the aisle where they have something for a bad headache.
3. Instead of a fake exposed brain, it could look like a bunch of circuits. Then ride around on buses and tell people you are a robot from the future.
4. You could have a real arrow go through the prosthetic. When people tell you to stop fooling around with that old gag, you could pull out the real arrow and watch women faint.
I bet he tells the barber, “A little off the top...” (I hope he pays half-price for a haircut.)
If you ever get half your head lopped off, you’re set.
He’s the proud inventor of the concave bowl cut.
Saw that story the other day on Daily Mail On Line.
If anybody loves the weird, DM is the place for it. LOL
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/ushome/index.html
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