Honeymooning hubby realises [sic] wife is prostitute

The Local ^ | 3/6/12 | Clea Caulcutt

[Slings and Arrows]

Three weeks after tying the knot, a 57-year-old man discovered his wife is a prostitute on the internet. A court in the southern town of Nimes has annuled the marriage after a long legal battle.

The man, identified only as Claude, who lives near Paris, did not suspect his wife, Myriam, 49 years old, led a double life in southern department of Vaucluse, reports Midi Libre.

Myriam and Claude met on a dating website match.com.

[Slings and Arrows]

Soooo many ways to get in trouble...

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Myriam, 49 years old

Isn't she getting a little past her sell-by date?

[DesertRhino]

Some guys have all the freakin’ luck. Wonder if she can cook too??

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Does she demand free birth control from Catholic Universities?

[nickcarraway]

Hey, I have an idea. let’s make a movie about this with Catherine Deneuve?

[Jonty30]

That’s a less painful discovery than a story I read where, a father, who was on a business trip, called for a young escort and when he answered the door, it was his daughter.

[Slings and Arrows]

Some guys have all the freakin’ luck. Wonder if she can cook too??

Obviously. She might even be able to prepare food.

[<1/1,000,000th%]

So that’s how match.com gets all those couples married off.

[Semper Mark]

Three weeks after tying the knot, a 57-year-old man discovered his wife is a prostitute on the internet.

Oh, just on the internet. I thought you meant a real prostitute.

[matt1234]

A French woman showering more than once per week should have been a red flag.

[Slings and Arrows]

It’s a business.

[mkjessup]

That’s a less painful discovery than a story I read where, a father, who was on a business trip, called for a young escort and when he answered the door, it was his daughter.

That would have been electrafying.

[Slings and Arrows]

That would have been electrafying.

I incest you stop making such terrible puns.

[LucyT]

Wonder why he was searching for prostitutes on the internet.

[Doogle]

"...my guess is he bought that line about her trying out for the Cirque d'Hiver Bouglione Circus when he got his chin and nose caught in that suspended trapeze that hung from the mirror over the bed when he stopped in the first time"

[Slings and Arrows]

Wonder why he was searching for prostitutes on the internet.

He's French.

[mkjessup]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9BMcA8-4zo&feature=related

[Squantos]

Nawwwww.... The liver spots just make her a lepord instead of a cougar. .....:o)

[Carthego delenda est]

lol...

[Aussiebabe]

“realises” with an “s” instead of a “z” is the correct spelling outside of the USA with a “z”, so from an overseas publication, it should not be “sic”.