Simulation. Professional squeezer. Do not try this at home.
Posted on 04/09/2012 10:28:26 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
APRIL 5--An Indiana man had his scrotum severely torn when his “on-again, off-again” girlfriend entered his home and pummeled him in an attack that resulted in the woman’s arrest on several criminal charges, including two felonies.
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Reber, the victim told cops, first struck him repeatedly in the head before latching onto his scrotum and “squeezing as hard as she could.” The man, interviewed by police at a hospital emergency room, said that he “was in incredible pain when Reber grabbed his scrotum and began digging in her fingers.”
The victim recalled that Reber “refused to let go of his scrotum,” but that he was “finally able to pry his scrotum from Reber’s hand” after they fell to the ground during the scuffle. The man then called an ambulance, which transported him to Ball Memorial Hospital.
A cop reported that the man had blood on his shirt and “a long wide tear on his scrotum,” which had been “completely torn loose from his body.”
In a follow-up interview two days after the incident, the victim told police that his scrotum was “so swollen he is unable to walk and is missing work.” The man added that his scrotum “is still bleeding and doctors are not sure if there is permanent damage to his groin or not.”
Reber was charged with aggravated battery and illegally entering the victim’s home, both felonies. She was also charged with a misdemeanor domestic battery, according to an affidavit. Reber is next due in court on April 30.
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Are you talking about that woman in Texas?
“Ball Memorial Hospital”
Sometimes the jokes just write them selves.
Aw, fudge, my image went away.
Nuff said!
And if they do... I wonder what the size of Ball State Balls are... Do they hold big balls or little balls ?
I don’t ever, EVER want to see the words “Brutal Scrotum Attack” and “-snip-” in the same post again.
Gee whiz, dude, don’t get so testes.
Not the livestock!!!
Simulation. Professional squeezer. Do not try this at home.
No promises.
I try not to.....but whoever does it again WILL be sacked.
what a nightmare, it doesnt get any worse than that... this is why I want to be single...
Perhaps at this hour, you might try a teabag dipped into something warm...
Coffee, maybe....but tea? That’d be pure nuts.
In Washington all the politician sacks are empty, just a pouch of useless hanging skin. Some of the republican womens clank when they walk. :O)
Matches their brains.
1880 Ball brothers began business as Wooden Jacket Can Company in Buffalo, N.Y.
1884 Glass fruit jars first made.
1885 Zinc caps first made.
1886 Ball Brothers Glass Manufacturing Company was incorporated.
1887 Muncie plant built. Metal operations continued at Buffalo and Bath, N.Y.
1888 First glass products made in Muncie – glass oil cans and lamp chimneys
A bit a a history lesson From ball jars.net.
It’s called a ‘breast’ pocket.
Sounds to me like he didn't have his britches on.......
Hospital named after the Ball family, who came up with the canning jar, like a Mason jar and lived in the area.
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