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(-:(-:(-:THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD:-):-):-)

Posted on 06/01/2012 6:19:38 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

















TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: friday; ofst; silliness
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To: JRios1968

41 posted on 06/01/2012 9:09:06 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

Yup!

42 posted on 06/01/2012 9:16:55 AM PDT by pikachu (After Monday and Tuesday, even the calender goes W T F !)
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To: al_c
Love those ads.
 
A few more "What were they thinking!".....
 

 
 
 
 


43 posted on 06/01/2012 9:20:54 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Lucky9teen

You should have put a NSFW tag on that one! My God those limbs are pale !!! MY EYES !!!!!


44 posted on 06/01/2012 9:40:11 AM PDT by llevrok (In today's world, environmentalists would find God out of compliance with the EPA)
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To: Lucky9teen

You should have put a NSFW tag on that one! My God those limbs are pale !!! MY EYES !!!!!


45 posted on 06/01/2012 9:40:35 AM PDT by llevrok (In today's world, environmentalists would find God out of compliance with the EPA)
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To: pikachu; Drumbo

LOL! Full. Of. Win.

Oh, annnnnnnnnnddddddddddddddd... Happy Fridaaaaaaayyyy!


46 posted on 06/01/2012 9:49:15 AM PDT by Titan Magroyne (What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
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47 posted on 06/01/2012 10:08:39 AM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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48 posted on 06/01/2012 10:46:46 AM PDT by fredhead (It's my Herbie year...check out the number on the side of the famous VW.)
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49 posted on 06/01/2012 11:09:24 AM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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To: Lucky9teen
From my Hubby, an engineer:

Engineer In Hell

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says,
“Ah, you’re an engineer — you’re in the wrong place.”

So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets
dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, they’ve got air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators,
which makes the engineer a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, “So, how’s it going down there in hell?”
Satan replies, “Hey, things are going great. We’ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and
there’s no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next.”

God replies, “What??? You’ve got an engineer? That’s a mistake — he should never have gotten down there; send him up here.”
Satan says, “No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I’m keeping him.”
God says, “Send him back up here or I’ll sue.”
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, “Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?”

Engineering Laws

Any circuit design must contain at least one part which is obsolete, two parts which are unobtainable, and three parts which are still under development.
Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.
A failure will not appear till a unit has passed final inspection.
If you can’t fix it — document it.
The primary function of the design engineer is to make things difficult for the fabricator and impossible for the serviceman.

Real Engineers

Real Engineers consider themselves well dressed if their socks match.
Real Engineers buy their spouses a set of matched screwdrivers for their birthday.
Real engineers have a non-technical vocabulary of 800 words.
Real Engineers repair their own cameras, telephones, televisions, watches, and automatic transmissions.
Real Engineers say “It’s 70 degrees Fahrenheit, 25 degrees Celsius, and 298 Kelvin” and all you say is “Isn’t it a nice day?”
Real Engineers wear badges so they don’t forget who they are. Sometimes a note is attached saying “Don’t offer me a ride today. I drove my own car.”
Real Engineers’ politics run towards acquiring a parking space with their name on it and an office with a window.
Real Engineers know the “ABC’s of Infrared” from A to B.
Real Engineers know how to take the cover off of their computer, and are not afraid to do it.
Real Engineers’ briefcases contain a Phillips screwdriver, a copy of “Quantum Physics,” and a half of a peanut butter sandwich.
Real Engineers don’t find the above at all funny.

Top 10 Things Engineering School Didn’t Teach YouThe Engineer and the Red Rubber Ball

A mathmatician, a physicist, and an engineer were all given a red rubber ball and told to find the volume.
The mathmatician carefully measured the diameter and evaluated a triple integral.
The physicist filled a beaker with water, put the ball in the water, and measured the total displacement.
The engineer looked up the model and serial numbers in his red-rubber-ball table.

50 posted on 06/01/2012 11:15:45 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: fredhead

Does it float upside down?


51 posted on 06/01/2012 11:15:55 AM PDT by Ratman83
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To: musicman
The other one was a National Lampoon parody. This was an actual ad.....


52 posted on 06/01/2012 11:18:47 AM PDT by fredhead (It's my Herbie year...check out the number on the side of the famous VW.)
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To: JRios1968
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You set me up!

53 posted on 06/01/2012 11:26:30 AM PDT by cartan
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To: fredhead

lol


54 posted on 06/01/2012 11:33:41 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: TheOldLady

Understanding Engineers - Human Anatomy
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, “It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints.”

Another said, “No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections.”

The last said, “Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?”


55 posted on 06/01/2012 11:34:28 AM PDT by Ratman83
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To: Ratman83
;-D   ;-D   ;-D
56 posted on 06/01/2012 11:55:20 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady

And I liked yours also.


57 posted on 06/01/2012 11:59:29 AM PDT by Ratman83
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To: TheOldLady

You meet two engineers. One is an extroverted one. How do you know?

He’s the one staring down at YOUR shoes.


58 posted on 06/01/2012 12:04:10 PM PDT by llevrok (EPA = Environmental Pirate's Association)
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To: Ratman83

You’re not ratty. At all. Thank you for your service.


59 posted on 06/01/2012 12:04:24 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: cartan

Otch! New definition for Face Plant.


60 posted on 06/01/2012 12:08:40 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
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