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(-:(-:(-:THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD:-):-):-)

Posted on 09/28/2012 6:05:00 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

Just some random silliness today folks...



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: friday; ofst; silliness
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And now for silly animals:














1 posted on 09/28/2012 6:05:06 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen

I feel like number two today.


2 posted on 09/28/2012 6:06:24 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (ua)
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...

Where did my friends go?

CLICK HERE TO BE INCLUDED OR TAKEN OFF THE LIST



3 posted on 09/28/2012 6:07:21 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

Siday Frilliness!!!!!

NOTE: Nobody cares when you got here. We’re just glad you’re here.


4 posted on 09/28/2012 6:11:06 AM PDT by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 5 finally


5 posted on 09/28/2012 6:11:12 AM PDT by verga (Forced to remove tag line by administrator)
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To: Lucky9teen
TOP TEN!!!!!!
6 posted on 09/28/2012 6:11:20 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 10?


7 posted on 09/28/2012 6:11:50 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Obama likes to claim credit for getting Osama. Why hasn't he tried Khalid Sheikh Mohammed yet?)
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To: a fool in paradise

It’ll be a good weekend


8 posted on 09/28/2012 6:12:34 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Obama likes to claim credit for getting Osama. Why hasn't he tried Khalid Sheikh Mohammed yet?)
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To: Lucky9teen

I think we should declare today Doonerism Spay.


9 posted on 09/28/2012 6:12:48 AM PDT by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Do you have a pet ?

No. There is a pet that has me.

Top ten ?


10 posted on 09/28/2012 6:13:21 AM PDT by maine yankee (I got my Governor at 'Marden's')
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To: Lucky9teen

In before #10?

Great pictures on the intro.


11 posted on 09/28/2012 6:13:32 AM PDT by exit82 (Pass the word: Obama is a FAILURE!! Democrats are the enemies of freedom!)
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To: Lucky9teen

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus’s birthday as a bit if
a treat.

I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn’t have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.

Religion hadn’t featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two veg.

Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, took the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn’t managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and an tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me.

This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering “ooooohhh that feels good” Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn’t heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.

I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn’t the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn’t improve my status…so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect...


12 posted on 09/28/2012 6:13:34 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen
Have a good weekend all!
13 posted on 09/28/2012 6:14:10 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: Lucky9teen

TOP 20!


14 posted on 09/28/2012 6:14:50 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I don't mind if you smoke in my house. Just don't exhale.)
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To: Lucky9teen

15 posted on 09/28/2012 6:15:03 AM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: ArGee

Speaking of Spoonerisms:

Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A: When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.


16 posted on 09/28/2012 6:16:43 AM PDT by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: exit82
This man had what he thought was the best tattoo in the world...

Until he went to prison.
17 posted on 09/28/2012 6:16:43 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: ArGee

The Charles Schulz Philosophy
(Scroll through slowly and read carefully to receive and enjoy full effect.)

The following is the philosophy of Charles Schulz, the creator of the ‘Peanuts’ comic strip.
You don’t have to actually answer the questions.
Just ponder on them.
1. Name the five wealthiest people in the world.
2. Name the last five Sydney to Hobart winners.
3. Name the last five winners of the Miss Universe pageant.
4. Name ten people who have won the Nobel or Pulitzer Prize.
5. Name the last half dozen Academy Award winners for best actor and actress.
6. Name the last five movies to win the Academy Award for best picture.

How did you do?
The point is, none of us remember the headliners of yesterday.
These are no second-rate achievers.
They are the best in their fields.
But the applause dies..
Awards tarnish..
Achievements are forgotten.
Accolades and certificates are buried with their owners.

Here’s another quiz.
See how you do on this one:
1. List a few teachers who aided your journey through school.
2. Name three friends who have helped you through a difficult time.
3. Name five people who have taught you something worthwhile.
4. Think of a few people who have made you feel appreciated and special.
5. Think of five people you enjoy spending time with.

Easier?
The lesson:
The people who make a difference in your life are not the ones with the most credentials, the most money...or the most awards. They simply are the ones who care the most

Pass this on to those people who have either made a difference in your life, Or whom you keep close in your heart, like I did. ‘Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia! ‘

‘’Be Yourself. Everyone Else Is Taken!”


18 posted on 09/28/2012 6:18:15 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: ArGee

Reverend Spooner was reported to have come across a couple smooching in a boat.

What he MEANT to say was “Punts are not for kissing in.”


19 posted on 09/28/2012 6:19:19 AM PDT by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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20 posted on 09/28/2012 6:20:47 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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