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(-:(-:(-:THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD:-):-):-)

Posted on 09/28/2012 6:05:00 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

Just some random silliness today folks...



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: friday; ofst; silliness
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To: ArGee

Am I ing the prong lace, then?


41 posted on 09/28/2012 7:27:43 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I don't mind if you smoke in my house. Just don't exhale.)
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To: henkster

So, is it true that if you give Viagra to a lawyer, all that happens is he gets taller?

So, he’s just a dig bick?


42 posted on 09/28/2012 7:28:37 AM PDT by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: Monkey Face

Where else bould you wee?


43 posted on 09/28/2012 7:29:32 AM PDT by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: ArGee

I think the difficulty with a thrilliness sead is that this is a folitical porum. When it comes to unsitigated milliness it’s tough to beat the hite wouse.


44 posted on 09/28/2012 7:34:48 AM PDT by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: ArGee

“So, is it true that if you give Viagra to a lawyer, all that happens is he gets taller?

So, he’s just a dig bick?”

Yes, unless you find one whose nucking futs.


45 posted on 09/28/2012 7:35:38 AM PDT by henkster (With Carter, the embassy staff was still alive.)
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To: ArGee

Fun with Drudge Headlines:

High Stool Schudents Planning Cafeteria Coybott To Protest New Olama Bunch Luidegines...


46 posted on 09/28/2012 7:37:04 AM PDT by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: ArGee
Q: What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team?

A: The first is a bunch of cunning runts...

47 posted on 09/28/2012 7:41:08 AM PDT by the_devils_advocate_666
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To: the_devils_advocate_666

Q: What’s the difference between Cirque de Soleil and Hooters?
A: One features cunning stunts.


48 posted on 09/28/2012 7:46:07 AM PDT by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: ArGee

Clearly, too many people with their ginds in the mutter.


49 posted on 09/28/2012 7:49:04 AM PDT by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: Lucky9teen

50 posted on 09/28/2012 7:56:26 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Rummyfan

51 posted on 09/28/2012 7:57:04 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: ArGee
"This IS Silliness!

52 posted on 09/28/2012 7:59:15 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: BenLurkin

It is, and it’s atout bime!


53 posted on 09/28/2012 8:01:53 AM PDT by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: ShadowAce

54 posted on 09/28/2012 8:04:46 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: BenLurkin

But it’s a sood gilliness, thon’t you dink?


55 posted on 09/28/2012 8:05:14 AM PDT by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: BenLurkin

Proof that some people have WAY cool girlfriends.


56 posted on 09/28/2012 8:06:02 AM PDT by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: ClearCase_guy

57 posted on 09/28/2012 8:10:53 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: ArGee

He was sitting with the Queen watching a review of the Royal Navy when he observed “I never realized that our Navy has so many Cattle Ships and Bruisers.”

Somehting tells me the guy spoke with a lisp.


58 posted on 09/28/2012 8:16:15 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: BenLurkin

Don’t know about the lisp.

It’s been reported that he yelled at a student for “tasting a worm.”


59 posted on 09/28/2012 8:18:15 AM PDT by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: Monkey Face

60 posted on 09/28/2012 8:20:14 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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