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ELECTION PREDICTIONS for retread troll ZOT Thread
Troll Analysis | 11-2-12

Posted on 11/02/2012 3:50:04 PM PDT by stroll

Starting with the best available source of trend data and adding a bit of thought and analysis, I come up with the following conclusions.

First, the reasoning:

The Northeast: The Northeast is a solid Democratic Party stronghold, and with the growth of the Northern Virginia suburbs has expanded to include that state in its political orbit.

The South: The South remains mostly Republican. However, Hurricane Sandy exerts a strong political impact here, giving President Obama an opportunity to display his leadership chops while reminding people of Dubya's inept handling of Katrina. This effect isn't great enough to tip the Gulf States, but does point toward a repeat Democratic victory in Florida and (possibly) North Carolina.

The Midwest: Mitt Romney's "Let Detroit Go Bankrupt" editorial hurt him badly in the Rust Belt; his ill-considered attempt to weasel his way out of the situation with a fact-check-fail ad compounded the damage. Indiana is an idiosyncratic Red patch in this Blue field, though Mourdoch's shot from the lip just might inflict spillover damage on the rest of the GOP ticket.

The Plains: The Plains states are a solid GOP stronghold. One possible wild card is Missouri, where Akin may have damaged the party brand as well sinking his own candidacy. Nebraska's split electoral system allows Omaha to tilt its district Blue, as in 2008.

The Mountain West: A GOP stronghold, as usual. (Alaska included in this group). The wild card is whether Colorado aligns with this group or with the Southwest (see below).

The Southwest: The growing Hispanic vote, combined with GOP hostilty on the immigration issue, is tilting the Southwest bluer. Arizona is probably still red, but without a native-son advantage such as the party had in 2008 this is less certain.

The Pacific Coast: A Democratic Party stronghold, as usual. (Hawaii included in this group)

The results of this calculation come out as follows:

GOP Best-Case Scenario

GOP Worst-Case Scenario



TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: retread; troll; trolltimer; zot
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To: TheOldLady; Old Sarge

droll is the toll when a troll like stroll rolls bye bye...


101 posted on 11/03/2012 6:15:28 AM PDT by bcsco (Bourbon gets better with age...I age better with Bourbon.)
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To: Old Sarge

Thanks for the coup de gras, Sarge. Or the “cootie grass” as my little nephew used to say... ;-)


102 posted on 11/03/2012 6:17:48 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: DarthVader

Ooooh! Shiny!


103 posted on 11/03/2012 6:19:16 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome

They’re very similar. He may be back, but it’s too late for him to jump in with this nonsense without being ZOT on sight.

Probably a paid soroStroll.


104 posted on 11/03/2012 6:25:46 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: bcsco

*Snort* [giggles]


105 posted on 11/03/2012 6:27:50 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: stroll

106 posted on 11/03/2012 6:42:48 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (If Obama is an empty chair, then Biden is the whoopee cushion.)
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To: stroll
I'm not familiar with that acronym.

I'm IATZ and you've just experienced it.

107 posted on 11/03/2012 6:50:22 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco (Jab her with a harpoon.....)
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To: TheOldLady

;<)


108 posted on 11/03/2012 8:43:36 AM PDT by Eaker (Stripping Americans of their freedom and dignity and rubbing their noses in it is a very bad idea.)
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To: Fresh Wind

lol. so what is that kid doing? looks like he got the hot foot


109 posted on 11/03/2012 8:58:51 AM PDT by Gasshog
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To: Eaker

Hi, sweetie. Oops, I mean tough guy! Everybody likes the graphic.


110 posted on 11/03/2012 8:59:11 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Thunder90

I like it. One nuke for each state ears will lose Tuesday..:)


111 posted on 11/03/2012 9:07:24 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32 (This tagline for rent. Contact GeorgiaDawg32 for pricing and excellent financing options.)
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To: Gasshog

I have no idea where that clip came from, but it looks like a plastic jug filled with gasoline, a Molotov cocktail, and he hits it with a golf club. You can see it’s already burning when he hits it.

What’s he doing? Probably making a “jackass” video for YouTube.


112 posted on 11/03/2012 9:48:43 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (If Obama is an empty chair, then Biden is the whoopee cushion.)
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To: stroll

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113 posted on 11/03/2012 9:56:36 AM PDT by BunnySlippers (I LOVE BULL MARKETS . . .)
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To: stroll; Admin Moderator

Hmm.. I dunno.
This article is begging for a creative rewrite.
Something with skittles farting unicorns being consulted while under a ganja weed smog bank and sterno burps or something.
It just lacks that certain “something” to put it over the top.
Otherwise, the only thing left to do would be to hijack his troll thread for our own purposes.
Give him a 3 out of 10?


114 posted on 11/03/2012 10:40:24 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: TheOldLady
I love the smell of ZOT! in the morning....you know, that smell, that ozone smell....smells like, I dunno...

TORCHED LIB! VICTORY IN 2012!
115 posted on 11/03/2012 11:31:46 AM PDT by Absolutely Nobama (The Doomsday Clock is at 11:59:00......tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock.....)
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To: Absolutely Nobama

Victory indeed! ZOT smell is like lightning air after a storm, fresh and clean.


116 posted on 11/03/2012 1:31:52 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: stroll

Wow; that's an impressively accurate prediction!

117 posted on 01/23/2013 9:55:25 AM PST by frizzled
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