What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?

About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

[Darksheare]

I just spent alot of time posting!

I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.

Pictured: Small Bump

What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.

Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?

What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.

Then it gets marked.

Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:

Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.

Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:

I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!

You want to vanish like your dog did?

What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.

Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:

BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.

Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!

Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.

Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!

This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod

[don-o]

Better not probably stir that pot. The mods musta thought it too naughty - though it’s world wide and was on Drudge.

[NoCmpromiz]

Anyone seen Moose?

[null and void]

I found steamers for you...

[no-to-illegals]

Did see moose last night. Was wishing us all well.

[no-to-illegals]

Thanks don-o ... was one yesterday but this does not sound as though this was same one. Was yanked pronto, by mods. It was to kind of .. to put it mildly ... way out front.

[ArGee]

Wait, he’s out of the footlocker he was locked in?

DOH!!!!

My mistake. I misunderstood you. I locked his foot in a locker.

[ArGee]

Those will soitanly make a mess of the costumez.

[null and void]

I would think it would add a certain something...

[Darksheare]

Great, so now he’s walking around going “Step, clunk, step, clunk, step, clunk” and on top of that he’s now armed with a lockerfoot.
*sigh*
Good thing he doesn’t know where you are at the moment.

[ArGee]

Twoo dat! He isn’t very fast right now but he kicks like a mule.

[don-o]

Yep. Dat’s de one. Standards around here seem, to say the least, arbitrary.

[don-o]

My research revealed he was Independent - Not a Demo as many assumed

[Darksheare]

Now if only we could getteh Biting Pear of Salamanca interested in him.
That would slow him down even more.

[no-to-illegals]

you’re kidding ... Wow! Missed that one by a mile.

[Tax-chick]

The Tom Driving Event was survived, although there were occasional “That would have failed your driving test” situations.

‘Face texted: she is in Memphis airport, where it’s around 1:00 p.m., and wants wine and chocolate.

[ArGee]

Yep. Dat’s de one. Standards around here seem, to say the least, arbitrary.

Shtan Dhards? Hoo iss diss Shtan Dhards? Unt, vhy iss you zaying de leest? Ve iss rekwired to zay de mosssht at all dimes ass iss buhfitting ze geniusssss of ze unded tred.

[Darksheare]

Never been to Memphis.
I was only to a powerplant in the extreme northeast corner of the state, and only at that for one hour.
Then it was back to Maryland to deslag some other place.

[don-o]

Uh, I’ll just go sit over there.

[ArGee]

There’s a Roy Clark hit in there somewhere.

[ArGee]

Joo vill zit vere joo issss told to zit. Herr Obama von unt induhviduhal zought vill not be dolerated!!!