Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
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You funny, Bob...
Thanks, Moosie!
I also saw the Spruce Goose when I was there, but I was more impressed with the hangar...
Cute!!!! I need a pocket protector like that!
;o]
Your soaps were mailed this morning.
Your soaps were mailed this morning.
That would be notoillegals, not moose07.
MUST... HAVE... MORE... COFFEE... Where’s Darks when I need him?
Thank you Dear Lady. Does that come on a rope? :)
OOH, thanks! Something to look forward to. My petsitter is collecting the mail.
Thunderstorms this morning, just as we all got on the beach. Maybe this afternoon will be better, although I wanted to be out at low tide (now).
Humidity this morning. That must be what is wrong with my brain.
I bought a water filter and couldn’t find it when I home, so I went back to Walmart. No one had seen it. I came back home, searched all the sacks (empty) and the truck (ditto) and was about to cry (haha) when I saw something out of the corner of my eye.
A neighbor asked me to pick up a few things, so I put them into a sack, consolidating as I went and there, under the new thong sandals was the water filter.
I then went to print a stamp for a priority mail package to a niece, and printed it in the wrong place. Then, instead of hitting “Reprint,” I hit “Print” again and now I have to mail in for a refund. Only I chose the wrong Priority stamp for the refund...
GAH! I knew this would be a stressful day, just because it’s going to stretch my imagination for the month.
Bitch weach?
Oops ... sorry.
Which beach?
It must REALLY be humid there.
I didn't even know sandals wore underwear.
” MUST... HAVE... MORE... COFFEE... Where’s Darks when I need him?”
Hey Darks, we found another victim!
No, sorry! I just pour them into individual molds, and I don’t have one of those fancy soap-on-a-rope molds. ;-P
Wow! That’s really cool
Garden City Beach, south of Myrtle Beach SC. Thunderstorms ongoing, roads flooding.
Ohno!
How dare it rain on your vacation???
Right now, it’s 98 degrees with 10% humidity. Ungh...
That is just so totally unfair.
You should have gone to Florida. By state law it’s only allowed to rain between 2 and 4 pm, although those tend to be gully-washers.
And Florida doesn’t even have gullies. Go figure.
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