Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
Oooooooooooh! I get it now. You want a car air-conditioner already! You found it, and now you’re chasing the parts...I’ve seen that guy before, but I can’t remember what it was. Some prepper stove or something.
Yes...I’m always chasing SOMEthing! LOL!
I will check some of the local sandwich shops tomorrow. Since I left my Ibuprufin at my niece’s yesterday, I’m having a hard time even concentrating. *gah*
103 right now...I really DO need that swamp cooler! LOL!
Prayer bump!
“Eventually the kids croak.”
If we had known what this evil woman would do to us...
Let’s just say my hubby could have been on parole by now. ;-)
As it is, there is no parole. We’ve been married over 30 years. Wrap your head around that sadness. Or don’t. It hurts too much.
“Rest assured, Marshall will inherit a better world than we have to offer at the moment!”
Right on Sis!
Once it starts it should only last 7 years. :-)
Glad your garden got rain. Mine is being watered today through to Sat. morning.
Have a good time at the bar with Anoreth. She’ll keep you out of trouble. ;-)
You tease!
My youngest is 22, but I know what you’re going through, lol!
Wow, modelling is tough, but it teaches you a lot about people.
We decided to drink at home. No gin-and-tonic, but the same California wine from Walmart that I got at the bar.
LOL!
I’ll get some California box wine on my next excursion to Wally World. It won’t be today, however!
For now, it looks like 106. :o]
Heat Index: 99°F
Humidity: 6%
Dew Point: 25°F
So Far Today
High: 108°F
Low: 80°F
Rain: 0.00”
Rain Rate: 0.00”/h
Gust: 27mph W
This post (#4951) comes with an “excessive heat warning,” whatever that means in the desert. Death Valley is 119.
My skin shrivels at the thought...
You don’t shrivel easily.
Sally is watching dumb shows on the Disney Channel. I haven’t laughed once at any of them. I think I’ll break out Fellowship of the Ring.
OK. I lied. I’m NOT going to shrivel in the heat! I will stay hydrated and hope I can find what I need to equip Mr Bill with the cooling he so desperately needs!
He doesn’t do well at freeway speeds in the heat, so I am always cognizant of what he is doing when I drive.
With luck, next month, I will take him into JiffyLube or GreaseMonkey and give him some TLC!
DISNEY Channel...? *barf*
Sally, pretend you’re an adult! LOL!
It’s awful. I took the boys into the king-sized bed and read more of the Council of Elrond. Long chapter.
Long, but very good!
The byos impress me!
I don’t think they’re getting all of it, but just hearing the language is building brain power.
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