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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 08/23/2013 6:14:35 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Ride the Wind Day
When : August 23rd
Ride the Wind Day is a carefree day to soar above the earth. You can catch a ride with the breeze, or float along slowly like a gentle, late summer cloud.
Summer will soon be over. Catching the drift of this day is easy. Just relax, and let the wind carry you away in whatever direction it is blowing. Leave your troubles and worries behind for a spell, as you waft in the air.
Here are some great ways to enjoy Ride the Wind Day :
A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing.
"Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."
As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms. While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?"
"No!" she shrieked, aghast.
So, he dropped her. As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her.
"Do you screw?" he asked.
"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself. He dropped her, too.
The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor.
"I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic.
"Slut!" he said, and dropped her.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: friday; ofst; silliness; wind
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To: r-q-tek86
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posted on
08/23/2013 7:20:59 PM PDT
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: Lucky9teen
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08/23/2013 8:12:50 PM PDT
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BigCinBigD
(...Was that okay?)
To: Darksheare
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posted on
08/23/2013 8:51:41 PM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
("The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative." ~ Edward Abbey)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
08/23/2013 8:52:50 PM PDT
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: Lucky9teen
Sadly, that’s pretty much how it goes!
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posted on
08/23/2013 9:15:14 PM PDT
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Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
To: Lucky9teen
146
posted on
08/23/2013 9:16:14 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
To: Lucky9teen
147
posted on
08/24/2013 10:50:59 PM PDT
by
2ndDivisionVet
(I aim to raise a million plus for Gov. Palin. What'll you do?.)
To: Lucky9teen; Drumbo
Wish I knew where that was filmed. It reminds me of Camp Kinser on Okinawa.
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posted on
09/03/2013 2:38:10 AM PDT
by
Titan Magroyne
(What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
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