Posted on 02/19/2014 7:35:54 PM PST by DogByte6RER
Bigfoot Living Among the Ruins of Detroit!
DETROIT (Cryptozoology News) — A family claim they saw a strange ape-like creature Thursday afternoon coming out of the window of an abandoned house on the outskirts of the desolate city.
C. Brown, his wife, and their two children said they were “driving around, looking to buy a new house”, when they allegedly witnessed the unidentified beast.
“The economy has been devastating here man,” Brown explained. “One day, you are living in this beautiful city with over a million and a half working people, next day all you know is all is gone…crime has gone up and life has become almost impossible to deal with here. I am one of the lucky ones still with a job.”
Detroit’s economy has seen a decline in the recent decades. What used to be the city of the automobile industry and prosperity has now become a crime-ridden place with the potential to become a war zone. Likewise, the once wealthy house lots are currently nothing but a sanctuary for homeless people struggling to live another day.
“All the houses and people we used to know are long gone. Our neighborhood is not a safe place for our children anymore. So we decided to go look for a new place,” the man said.
His wife shares the same feelings about the city. “Ain’t no place for us to live here. What for? People get shot for nothing in here. So we got in the car and went looking for a good house to move to,” she told Cryptozoology News.
Reportedly, after driving for three hours and not able to find a house meeting the family standards, they decided it was time to return home.
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The local Democrat Party machine will be there in no time to register Sasquatch to vote in the upcoming elections ...
Squatting and doing what?
Bigfoot is just looking for a local Detroit girl next door type to settle down with ...
My thoughts exactly LOL
bigfoot got him a fixer-upper for a roar
More likely one of the locals
>> Squatting and doing what?
Hey, that’s kinda how I look, right down to the lack of shave, while I’m carrying on my, uh, “morning business”.
Except I’m holding a cup of coffee. Other than that...
Maybe this is what they saw.
http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2011/10/25/first-lady-michelle-obama-visits-detroit/
We SHOOT LOOTERS (and squatters too)
Does Moochelle have relatives in Detroit?
El Chupacabra is living two houses down from Bigfoot
The thought of Moochelle squatting grosses me out.
Sasquatch visits the local Detroit library ...
“The lack of urban expansion in the city due to a poor economy could mean that some species have found their way back into their old habitat. It is also possible that the lots of empty houses could work as an incentive for wild animals seeking shelter. As a result, these witnesses could easily misidentify the native species of the area,” said Lorenzo Martinez, animal behaviorist and teacher at a Spanish university.
So because some wild animals may be seeking shelter in empty homes, that means that people will automatically misidentify them?
Nephilim
They make good neighbors. Always keep their lawn trimmed.
A bigfoot living there should lower the price of the house.
Sasquats? :)
Hey baby, where did junior run off to?
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