Posted on 10/17/2014 6:21:13 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Ok, I tried cheating today because my "dropbox" folder somehow went missing and I can't find the work I put together yesterday...and my first thread got pulled. So have at it folks...I'm out of humor right now.
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Better Call Saul
A man being audited is sitting in an IRS agent’s office. The agent says, “I see you own a sandwich shop in New York City?”
“That’s right,” the man replies.
The agent continues, “And you’re declaring $120,000 income?”
“Yes, sir,” the man says, “Is there a problem with that?”
“No,” the agent answers. “But I do have a question about a certain deduction. It says here you want to deduct a trip to Tahiti as a business expense.”
“Ah,” the man says. “Did I mention we deliver EVERYWHERE?”
Since I noticed the Shark in the background, am I now to question my heterosexuality?
FANGATE:..."and now you know the REST of the story...GOOD DAY"
Only if that was the first thing you noticed!
You should have posted that picture as eye bleach on every thread with a Helen Thomas picture on it!!!!
That’s processed and not even REAL ham
So is Michelle!
She’s a sow ... her husband is a ‘processed ham’
I came home from riding the bike today.
The wife had left a note on the refrigerator :
“IT’S NOT WORKING, I can’t take it anymore!! Gone to stay with my mother.”
I opened the fridge, the light came on, and the beer was cold...
What the hell is she talking about?
OMG. I did not even see the shark until I saw your post. I thought you were joking.
Guess I'm OK.
That top is in violation of several laws of physics.
B.B. King - The Thrill Is Gone
Big Mama Thornton - They Call Me Big Mama
Denise LaSalle - Talkin' In Your Sleep
Little Joe McClarren - Facebook Blues
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Good Friday afternoon, Acad1228. How's it going?
I never saw no shark.
No need for a guard dog....
I FEEL SAFE AT HOME AT LAST!
I’ve torn out my alarm system & de-registered from the neighborhood Watch.
I’ve got two Gadsden flags raised in my front garden, one at each corner and the Confederate Flag in the center.
The local police and all intelligence services are now all watching my house 24/7.
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