What’s going on with this mugshot?

Metro [UK] ^ | 28 Feb 2015 | Harry Readhead

[Slings and Arrows]

What’s going on with this mugshot?

Ashley Stabler, 23, was detained by police after allegedly driving without insurance or proper plates and having a suspended licence.

But we don’t know why her mouth is opened wide like that – though we do have a few suggestions:

1. She was at a new state-of-the-art prison/dentist combo facility, and was asked to say ‘ah’

2. She’s playing charades and describing the film Scream

3. She and one of the officers are taking turns throwing sweets into each other’s mouths

4. She’s singing Puccini’s Nessun Dorma

5. Her mother is saying ‘Here comes the choo-choo train!’ and spoon-feeding her.

The case against Stabler was later dismissed.

[Darksheare]

Early hours too.

[Trillian]

She stole a G-H-R Electric Thermitis Dilator from the Museum of Questionable Medical Devices. Guess where she hid it..

[LucyT]

#96

Mmmm, chicken pot pie.

Probably not allowed to write: “fried-chicken.”

[Darksheare]

It would probably be for the best.
Imagine if that thing took over the Earth!

[MaxMax]

Maybe someone told her she won the Publishers clearing house sweepstakes.

Then: Hah, just kidding.

[Slings and Arrows]

Gee, I’m drawing a blank.

[Slings and Arrows]

If writing “fried chicken” is wrong, then I don’t want to be right.

[Slings and Arrows]

Police brutality!

[MaxMax]

Don't mind him lady, he's warming up for your search

[dfwgator]

"How to speak San Franciscan....'Vagoina.'"

[MaxMax]

[Darksheare]

View from the reverse.

“You been grabbed by, you been probed by, a grey alien.” -to the tune Smooth Criminal.

[LucyT]

It may be racist.

Wasn’t there a flap about fried chicken a few months ago; someone in the eternally offended group was offended.

[Slings and Arrows]

“So THAT’S where I left my car keys!”

[Slings and Arrows]

Maybe. Gotta link, please? I vaguely remember making a fried chicken joke a few months ago, but no context.

[LucyT]

Same here; didn’t read the article, just recall seeing the headlines.

[Slings and Arrows]

*shrug* So it goes.

[JRios1968]

117 replies and ZERO mention of Laz?

[Slings and Arrows]

I’m very ashamed. :^(

[Eaker]

Better to contemplate the Sermon on the Mount than delve into tearing each other down even for humour’s sake.

We have been doing this for more than a decade longer than you so when we want your advice we will ask for it.

Maybe in a decade from now or so.