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State Trooper: I Feed Bigfoots and They Have a Language
cryptozoologynews ^

Posted on 07/25/2015 11:18:36 AM PDT by BenLurkin

The man, who provided a full name but chose to remain anonymous, told Cryptozoology News that the encounters have been happening since 2009 in a remote area in the North Cascades.

“Sometimes it is just 5 to 10 minutes, other times they stay for hours,” he said. “I leave them food and they visit,” he continued.

From apples to carrots, to beef jerky, cookies and candy bars, the ex-law enforcement officer claims the creatures eat it all and leave him alone.

The man says he was looking for an old mine in the mountains the first time he came across the alleged beings in 2009.

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He reports he was so close to them that he was able to catch some of their “language” in two different occasions.

“They sounded similar to Native American and Asian mix,” he explained, adding that he speaks “some Asian and Native American Salish” himself.

The creatures reportedly stand between 6 and 7 feet tall and probably weight around 500 pounds, females being a little lighter.

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“I am not in the forest to seek them, I look for something else. However, they appear to be getting closer to me each time,” he said. “I do not try and take their picture or bother them in anyway.”

As to what these beings really are, the man believes he has a theory.

“I think they may be a primitive human species that we know very little about. They appear to me very intelligent.”

(Excerpt) Read more at cryptozoologynews.com ...


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bigfoot; cascaderange; cascades; cryptobiology; cryptozoology; epigraphyandlanguage; godsgravesglyphs; rainforest; salish; sasquatch; sexualdimorphism
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To: ETL

Leave the wookie alone. It is a national treasure.


61 posted on 07/25/2015 12:13:20 PM PDT by Louis Foxwell (This is a wake up call. Join the Sultan Knish ping list.)
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To: BenLurkin
“I think they may be a primitive human species that we know very little about. They appear to me very intelligent.

Well, that certainly puts the kibosh on the theory that Bigfoot sightings are actually just Michael Moore sightings...

62 posted on 07/25/2015 12:15:15 PM PDT by Zeppo ("Happy Pony is on - and I'm NOT missing Happy Pony")
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To: BenLurkin

Beef Jerky-talk about your product placement!


63 posted on 07/25/2015 12:16:42 PM PDT by Dr. Ursus
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To: ETL; dead

64 posted on 07/25/2015 12:18:13 PM PDT by Disambiguator (Cis-American)
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To: Dr. Ursus

Good catch!


65 posted on 07/25/2015 12:18:31 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Mariner
"You mean where marihuana is legal now and readily available?" they sell it in the state liquor stores. Now there's a combination, Wild Turkey and hi-test ganja. You'd see bigfoot too.

No, it's not sold in state liquor stores. We did away with state liquor stores here several years ago. As far as the wacky tobacky, it's available at state licensed pot shops, and also pretty much unregulated "medical" marijuana shops that are virtually everywhere. Find a thoroughfare with used car dealers, bars, strip joints and coffe kiosks (Washington, so like I said, everywhere) and you'll find multiple "medical" Mary Jane shops.
66 posted on 07/25/2015 12:18:55 PM PDT by rickomatic
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To: BenLurkin

67 posted on 07/25/2015 12:26:22 PM PDT by Vaquero ( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: 353FMG

Yeah but their are more students of English in China than there are in the United States.


68 posted on 07/25/2015 12:27:54 PM PDT by epluribus_2 (he had the best mom - ever.)
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To: ETL

Its like watching a Predator eat one of those Alien impregnator things...if one could eat one of them...


69 posted on 07/25/2015 12:32:58 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: BenLurkin; StayAt HomeMother; Ernest_at_the_Beach; decimon; 1010RD; 21twelve; 24Karet; ...
There's a real tabloid feel to this one. Thanks BenLurkin.

70 posted on 07/25/2015 12:34:12 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (What do we want? REGIME CHANGE! When do we want it? NOW)
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To: Crim

Was that eddie murphy or robin williams?


71 posted on 07/25/2015 12:35:25 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: BenLurkin

72 posted on 07/25/2015 12:42:16 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (I'll vote for Jeb when Terri Schiavo endorses him.)
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To: Vaquero

HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!!!!!


73 posted on 07/25/2015 12:43:44 PM PDT by joethedrummer
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To: eartrumpet

“Size 8, but they have their own sizing system.”

Equivalent to size 23 Triple F, with a Quad F heel.


74 posted on 07/25/2015 12:45:51 PM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra (Don't touch that thing Don't let anybody touch that thing!I'm a Doctor and I won't touch that thing!)
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To: Kartographer

Many people claim that the structure on the top of his head is hair; I claim it is his skull. Ancient astronaut theorists agree.


75 posted on 07/25/2015 12:45:53 PM PDT by AEMILIUS PAULUS
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To: BenLurkin

“I do not try and take their picture or bother them in anyway.”

How hard is that? Wear a GoPro.


76 posted on 07/25/2015 1:00:51 PM PDT by Buttons12
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To: Louis Foxwell

A buttonhole video camera should do it. Worked on Planned Parenthood!


77 posted on 07/25/2015 1:16:11 PM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra (Don't touch that thing Don't let anybody touch that thing!I'm a Doctor and I won't touch that thing!)
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra

What? You do not care about bigfoot souls?


78 posted on 07/25/2015 1:26:16 PM PDT by Louis Foxwell (This is a wake up call. Join the Sultan Knish ping list.)
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To: BenLurkin

Okay folks break out all your innuendos, insinuations and/or outright insults. This may not qualify as a deathbed statement, but I’m so old and sick it should be.

I’ve seen a “Bigfoot!”

Several years ago I was trying to sight in a rifle in the mountains of northern Oregon. I had a target set up and was getting into position to fire a set of prone shots when I heard an odd squeal from behind me. I had on a set of earmuffs to protect my ears but the sound came through anyway. My first thought was “that’s the strangest elk call I’ve ever heard.” I rolled over a bit and looked in the direction the sound had come from and saw a humanoid figure about 7 feet tall standing fifty feet away. It looked at me then down the road I driven in on, then back at me. I couldn’t see any external genitalia but it acted male. We stared at each other for a few moments then it made another short sound and disappeared into the brush. I cannot know for certain, but I believe it had family nearby and was concerned for their safety.

After he was gone, I gave up any effort to hold my rifle steadily and went home. I did look at the brush where he had passed by and found no tell-tale tufts of hair nor were there any footprints - only my racing heart. As I drove down the mountain I reflected on the fact that - had he had any intention of harming me - I would never have known what had hit me. Ergo, he was a peaceful being.


79 posted on 07/25/2015 1:34:07 PM PDT by oldfart
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To: BenLurkin

“He reports he was so close to them that he was able to catch some of their “language” in two different occasions.”

When he was in the woods picking psilocybin mushrooms. :-)


80 posted on 07/25/2015 1:37:16 PM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose o f a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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