Posted on 12/11/2015 6:22:38 AM PST by Paul46360
In light of the approaching and also current Jewish holiday season..for those you that need an Airing of Grievances today..please post away..
As an old white dude, I am responsible for everything bad in the world, yet I am dead broke.
When I finally get a chance to go fishing, I don’t catch anything. But I always run into someone that says: “Man, they were really hitting yesterday!”
I was busy “yesterday” doing my old white dude destroying the world thing.
Blessing: After years of muscle pain and feeling like garbage, I found out I can throw Statins down the crapper, eat fat, and have better blood sugar numbers. The Cholesterol myth is worse that the global warming scam. And it started the same way. A bogus chart with selected data point.
I gave at the office.
Frozen “bait” shrimp cost more than fresh shrimp.
You can’t buy chicken necks or backs unless you order a huge box.
Canadian bacon is not made from Canadians. Not even Canadiens.
I have to get up at 2 AM to go take a leak. I seem to remember a time when the darn thing had something else to do at 2 AM.
And also to you.
Hail to you, fellow lukewarm bag! You are fairly well spoken for a product of a non-purposed universe.
The problem with the high fat, low carb diet is that a small amount of food satisfies me so completely, I am not hungry again until the next day. I haven’t been able to enjoy that “so bloated I can’t move” coma for months. I am dropping so many inches I am going to have to spend money for more clothes or safety pins and belts.
Pastafarian?
A bar of shower soap would last a month now it disappears in sometimes less than a week.
No....just undercover believer doing my annual atheist impression.
Looked up Pastafarianism once. It’s more college humor than hardcore Richard Dawkins. Wearing a collander for the driver’s license photo, for example.
As a HFLCer, Pastafarianism is the Devil’s handiwork. My “communion” is Pork Rinds and Heavy Creme.
Hugh and series issues!
I can’t brag, it’s not really hugh. And no one has taken it series in a long time.
As I get older, I don’t look as good naked anymore...
“Festivus was the son of which apostle? And I’ll need that in the form of a question.”
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