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FESTIVUS FRIDAY
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Posted on 12/11/2015 6:22:38 AM PST by Paul46360

In light of the approaching and also current Jewish holiday season..for those you that need an Airing of Grievances today..please post away..


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Computers/Internet; Humor; Religion
KEYWORDS: atheistcreeps; cheese; creep; creeps; creepycrpp; crppycreeps; festivus; friday; miracle; seinfeld
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To: Gadsden1st

As an old white dude, I am responsible for everything bad in the world, yet I am dead broke.


21 posted on 12/11/2015 6:43:46 AM PST by Gadsden1st
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To: Gadsden1st

When I finally get a chance to go fishing, I don’t catch anything. But I always run into someone that says: “Man, they were really hitting yesterday!”

I was busy “yesterday” doing my old white dude destroying the world thing.


22 posted on 12/11/2015 6:49:08 AM PST by Gadsden1st
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To: Gadsden1st

Blessing: After years of muscle pain and feeling like garbage, I found out I can throw Statins down the crapper, eat fat, and have better blood sugar numbers. The Cholesterol myth is worse that the global warming scam. And it started the same way. A bogus chart with selected data point.


23 posted on 12/11/2015 6:54:34 AM PST by Gadsden1st
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To: Paul46360

I gave at the office.


24 posted on 12/11/2015 6:55:19 AM PST by Gadsden1st
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To: Gadsden1st

Frozen “bait” shrimp cost more than fresh shrimp.


25 posted on 12/11/2015 6:57:25 AM PST by Gadsden1st
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To: Gadsden1st

You can’t buy chicken necks or backs unless you order a huge box.


26 posted on 12/11/2015 6:58:57 AM PST by Gadsden1st
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To: Gadsden1st
Turkey Bacon is not Bacon.

Canadian bacon is not made from Canadians. Not even Canadiens.

27 posted on 12/11/2015 6:59:11 AM PST by Rinnwald
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To: Gadsden1st

I have to get up at 2 AM to go take a leak. I seem to remember a time when the darn thing had something else to do at 2 AM.


28 posted on 12/11/2015 7:03:16 AM PST by Gadsden1st
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To: PROCON; Paul46360; Larry Lucido; cripplecreek; Red in Blue PA; SaveFerris; FredZarguna
Happy Festivus!

And also to you.


29 posted on 12/11/2015 7:04:09 AM PST by Gamecock (Preach the gospel daily, use words if necessary is like saying Feed the hungry use food if necessary)
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To: elcid1970

Hail to you, fellow lukewarm bag! You are fairly well spoken for a product of a non-purposed universe.


30 posted on 12/11/2015 7:07:27 AM PST by Rinnwald
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To: Gadsden1st

The problem with the high fat, low carb diet is that a small amount of food satisfies me so completely, I am not hungry again until the next day. I haven’t been able to enjoy that “so bloated I can’t move” coma for months. I am dropping so many inches I am going to have to spend money for more clothes or safety pins and belts.


31 posted on 12/11/2015 7:09:03 AM PST by Gadsden1st
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To: elcid1970

Pastafarian?


32 posted on 12/11/2015 7:16:28 AM PST by Gadsden1st
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To: Paul46360

A bar of shower soap would last a month now it disappears in sometimes less than a week.


33 posted on 12/11/2015 7:25:06 AM PST by Cyman
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To: moovova

34 posted on 12/11/2015 7:26:19 AM PST by seawolf101
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To: Gadsden1st

No....just undercover believer doing my annual atheist impression.

Looked up Pastafarianism once. It’s more college humor than hardcore Richard Dawkins. Wearing a collander for the driver’s license photo, for example.


35 posted on 12/11/2015 7:28:57 AM PST by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
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To: elcid1970

As a HFLCer, Pastafarianism is the Devil’s handiwork. My “communion” is Pork Rinds and Heavy Creme.


36 posted on 12/11/2015 7:41:09 AM PST by Gadsden1st
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To: Gadsden1st

Hugh and series issues!


37 posted on 12/11/2015 7:48:11 AM PST by Twinkie (John 3:16)
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To: Twinkie

I can’t brag, it’s not really hugh. And no one has taken it series in a long time.


38 posted on 12/11/2015 7:52:29 AM PST by Gadsden1st
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To: Paul46360

As I get older, I don’t look as good naked anymore...


39 posted on 12/11/2015 7:56:45 AM PST by trebb (Where in the the hell has my country gone?)
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To: PROCON; Gamecock; SaveFerris; FredZarguna; KC_Lion

“Festivus was the son of which apostle? And I’ll need that in the form of a question.”


40 posted on 12/11/2015 9:58:46 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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