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FESTIVUS FRIDAY
today | ME

Posted on 12/11/2015 6:22:38 AM PST by Paul46360

In light of the approaching and also current Jewish holiday season..for those you that need an Airing of Grievances today..please post away..


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Computers/Internet; Humor; Religion
KEYWORDS: atheistcreeps; cheese; creep; creeps; creepycrpp; crppycreeps; festivus; friday; miracle; seinfeld
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To: PROCON; Paul46360; Gamecock; SaveFerris; FredZarguna; KC_Lion

To my Seinfeld friends:

As a Festivus present, a donation has been made in your name to The Jim Thompson Fund.

“The Jim Thompson Fund. Money for Jim Thompson.”

(Actually, I haven’t yet. Been broke. But I will. I promise.)


41 posted on 12/11/2015 10:02:39 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: Gadsden1st

But....I DO read FR! I get the news here so I can then post it to my blog and then pimp the blog here under News!


42 posted on 12/11/2015 10:07:31 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: Larry Lucido; humblegunner

Pinging humblegunner.


43 posted on 12/11/2015 10:12:52 AM PST by Gadsden1st
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To: Gadsden1st; humblegunner; shibumi; Lazamataz; Eaker

Festivus complaint: People who ping gunner and shibumi and reveal that I have a secret blog.

Besides, everybody knows that gunner and shibumi are the same person. Eaker too. And Laz.


44 posted on 12/11/2015 10:15:54 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: Rinnwald

I return to you synaptic firings from this cerebral cortex toward a positive symbiotic effect upon both definable and temporarily extant life forms.

Expressed in highly subjective culturally defined terminology: Thanks!

;^)


45 posted on 12/11/2015 10:18:15 AM PST by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
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To: elcid1970; Rinnwald

To quote Alton Benes: Drivel!


46 posted on 12/11/2015 10:23:46 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: Larry Lucido; humblegunner; shibumi; Lazamataz; Eaker

NO! NO!

Enough is enough!

I will not put up with “Would humblegunner; shibumi; or Eaker Hit It?”


47 posted on 12/11/2015 10:32:40 AM PST by Gadsden1st
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To: Gadsden1st; Larry Lucido; humblegunner; shibumi; Lazamataz

I’m just the piano player.

I only hit the ivories and ebonies in modern harmony.


48 posted on 12/11/2015 10:46:10 AM PST by Eaker (The Bates Motel. Ain't nuthin' like it.)
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To: Gadsden1st; Larry Lucido; shibumi; Lazamataz; Eaker
I will not put up with "Would humblegunner; shibumi; or Eaker Hit It?"

I wouldn't even threaten to hit it. That's macroagression and
not very nice and there aren't enough safe spaces for folks as it is.

Down-twinkles to hitting it.

#girlypartsmatter

49 posted on 12/11/2015 10:58:30 AM PST by humblegunner (NOW with even more AWESOMENESS)
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To: Larry Lucido
I think Festivus was part of the old "Gunsmoke" TV series.

Oh, wait a minute, that was Festus ... then again, maybe he was the apostle you're thinking of.

50 posted on 12/11/2015 11:03:28 AM PST by glennaro
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To: JRios1968

One of the funnier episodes ... and that’s saying something, because that series was one of the more brilliant situational comedies ever.


51 posted on 12/11/2015 11:12:55 AM PST by MHGinTN (Is it really all relative, Mister Einstein?)
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To: humblegunner; Larry Lucido; Lazamataz; Eaker; Gadsden1st
I'm Blocking you -

Is it wrong to put Ketchup on your hot dog?

52 posted on 12/11/2015 11:31:42 AM PST by shibumi (Vampire Outlaw of the Milky Way)
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To: shibumi
I'm Blocking you -

Harry Potter says:

EXPECTO UNBLOCKUM!


53 posted on 12/11/2015 11:37:15 AM PST by humblegunner (NOW with even more AWESOMENESS)
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To: Gadsden1st; humblegunner; Larry Lucido; shibumi
OMG, will you all JUST STOP IT!


54 posted on 12/11/2015 11:55:08 AM PST by PROCON (It's not islamophobia, it's islamonausea)
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To: Paul46360

No more n00bs until we figger out what’s going on.


55 posted on 12/11/2015 1:03:59 PM PST by mumblypeg (I've seen the future; brother it is murder. -L. Cohen)
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To: Larry Lucido

How about the address of that charity? I’d like to give them $10,000.


56 posted on 12/11/2015 1:44:52 PM PST by FredZarguna (Deathblow: "Not because of who you are, but because of different reasons altogether.")
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To: FredZarguna
It's best just to give it to me directly!

And yes, there is such a thing!

57 posted on 12/11/2015 1:49:34 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: Larry Lucido; PROCON; Gadsden1st; Eaker; humblegunner
"Festivus was the son of which apostle? And I'll need that in the form of a question."

Who was Zarathud the Incorrigible, sometimes known as Zarathud the Staunch, Offender of the Faith, Patron of the Season of Bureaucracy, Recorder of the Five Commandments? -

Follows here a hyperlink to The Five Commandments, also known as The Pentabarf.

58 posted on 12/11/2015 1:56:03 PM PST by shibumi (Vampire Outlaw of the Milky Way)
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To: Paul46360
Number of hot dogs ≠ hot dog buns.
59 posted on 12/11/2015 1:56:33 PM PST by FredZarguna (Deathblow: "Not because of who you are, but because of different reasons altogether.")
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To: Paul46360

I do have a grievance! Terrorism! Islamic terrorism! And the politicians, leaders, and media who all want to minimize the threat if not lie about it and cover up for it!

Where is that dang aluminum pole?!


60 posted on 12/11/2015 1:59:04 PM PST by Yaelle (Trump Cruz 2016)
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