The vet said the anti-scratch cone would be $50.00....Tractor Supply had it for $19.95.....
I want one of these
Posted on 05/13/2016 6:25:52 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
The vet said the anti-scratch cone would be $50.00....Tractor Supply had it for $19.95.....
I want one of these
Woohoo!! It’s Friday!!!!
Black Snails. JK.
1. Hillary: held accountable for her previous wrongs!
2. Put "GOD" back in America !!!
3. Borders: Closed or tightly guarded!
4. Congress: On the same retirement & healthcare plans as everybody else.
5. Congress: Obey its own laws NOW!
6. Language: English only!
7. Culture: Constitution and the Bill of Rights!
8. Drug Free: Mandatory Drug Screening before & during any government handouts: nobamaphones, food stamps, etc!
9. Freebies: NONE to Non-Citizens!
10. Budget: Balance the damn thing!
11. Foreign Countries: Stop giving them our money! Charge them for our help! We need it here.
12. Fix the TAX CODE!
And most of all...
13. Respect our military and our flag!
A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking.
Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.
Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon the church was empty except for Bill Clinton who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.
Satan walked up to Bill and said, "Do you know who I am?"
Clinton replied, "Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
"Nope, sure ain't." said the calm as a clam Clinton.
"Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?" asked Satan.
"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned Bill, in an even tone.
"Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for all eternity?' persisted Satan.
"Yep," was the calm reply.
"And you are still not afraid?" asked Satan.
"Nope," said Bill.
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"
"Been married to your sister for over 30 years."
Pi(Z*Z)a
The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question.
"Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated.
The witness still did not respond.
Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question."
"Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."
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So far, it's working.
Just happened to ne sittin' here and the silliness pops up!
Whoopeee!
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knock on wood Top 10!
Happy Friggday!!! d:^)
Beats mine...
No sausage. (hangs head in shame)
OMG...LOL!
I’m still in my pajamas, and had a sausage egg and cheese biscuit for breakfast. ;-P
blue pizza
Oh, that’s a beautiful thing. Perfect!!
As for my wife? Pink oatmeal.
Oooh. Grey Protein Shake. Unless drinking the protein shake doesn’t count as eating. Then it would be Grey Roast Beef Sammich.
Top 20!!!
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