Posted on 09/06/2016 7:21:06 PM PDT by Rebelbase
CUMBERLAND — A tractor-trailer carrying bacon caught fire and burned on Interstate 68 in Cumberland Monday, shutting down eastbound traffic from 6 p.m. to midnight, according to Cumberland Fire Department Capt. Steve Grogg.
Grogg said the truck was loaded with a variety of pork products including ribs.
"We'd rather have something like that than a hazardous material," Grogg said.
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Yeah but how many of them specialize in stampeding cattle....
...thru the Vatican.
Send it to a muzzie relocation camp!
I see what you did there 😇
Anybody got a tanker full of sauce?
Pretty small club, that one.
Is it ready yet?
Kilgore: Smell that? You smell that?
Lance: What?
Kilgore: Bacon, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that.
[kneels]
Kilgore: I love the smell of bacon in the morning. You know, one time we cooked bacon, for 12 hours. The smell, you know that bacon smell, the whole hill. Smelled like
[sniffing, pondering]
Kilgore: breakfast.
“Kinky”
A belated DANG!
I swear I saw a cloud of greasy smoke while driving home tonight.
Couldn’t have traveled *this* far.
If it wafted over the state prison up there, it’s the same difference.
:)
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