Posted on 04/09/2017 10:48:28 AM PDT by Beave Meister
Anonymous sources within the FBI have revealed to The Times that they have new evidence indicating that everyone who voted for Donald Trump is an agent of the FSB (formerly the KGB). An unknown portion of these voters may have had their minds controlled by a Russian space-beam, agents close to the investigation say.
The allegation that 62 million Americans appear to be employed by Russian intelligence services has rocked the Bureau, and it is reported that multiple agents have taken their own lives, given that realizing just how deep this Russian hacking conspiracy runs blew their minds – literally.
This shocking new revelation comes after it was confirmed as a fact that Russia did Wikileaks because Donald Trump personally called Vladimir Putin and asked him to. It was also revealed earlier this week that Alex Jones (real name “Alexi Jonesinov”) is a Russian sleeper agent who was ordered by the FSB (formerly the KGB) to post news articles on the internet saying that Donald Trump would be a good President.
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Braking noose!
Shame on you, Shame, Shame. Now Maxine Waters will take this as proof and double demand that President Trump be impeached. So here we go again. Shame on you. Go Trump!!
Aaaaaand the money-quote:
“It may also be that not every voter is a direct agent of the FSB (formerly the KGB), and some may have been under the control of a mind control beam in space.”
I certainly fall into that category, at least when I post things that the neocons and leftists don’t like to hear.
Trump is actually leading in an approval poll today right in Bancy Pelosi’s back yard !!! Poll ongoing now ( www.smdailyjournal.com At upper right of the webpage). As of 3pm ET/12 noon PT:
Thank You for submitting your Vote!
We asked: How much do you approve of the job performance of President Trump?
Poll Results
Opinion Graph Votes
Strongly approve
43%
Approve
9%
Neutral
3%
Disapprove
3%
Strongly disapprove
41%
Total Votes: 1050
Lol. Great movie!
This needs to go to the office of Maxine Watters immediately!
I laughed at the title so you’re good.
Lara......never thought I’d see you on FR.
Близо́к локото́к, да не уку́сишь.
"If something looks too easy....remember your elbow is close, but you can't bite it."
On the internets anyone could be a Russian ...or a dog.
Trust no one.
Wait! If I’ve been in the employ of the Russians why haven’t I received a check?
Damn, got me.
There’s an old Russian saying, “If they pretend to pay us, we pretend to work.”
That was when Putin narrowed his eyes and gave the order “engage the space beam, let's win this thing for my puppet Trump!” Next thing you know, our very democracy was attacked. Plus sexism and misogyny and uglyism.
LOL. I emailed this to a friend.
At least I got the babe from the Americans to sleep with me for my vote!
EVEN BETTER :
100% 0f democrat voters were ISIS terrorist .
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