Posted on 10/18/2017 5:51:32 AM PDT by Blue House Sue
PASCO CO., FL (WCMH) — Authorities in Florida say a murder-turned-shootout started when a man believed a family friend was hitting on his imaginary girlfriend.
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What can I say but........Floriduh!!!
Let me guess... Mental health issues? ;-)
You can’t make this stuff up.
Reminds me of years ago where a kid killed another kid with an arrow because they wanted to see if it was actually possible since you could do it in a video game.
The exact cause of death is still under investigation.
Bet his girlfriend did it...
This story goes into the AYFKM? file....which is getting huge.
Let this be a warning! If you have an imaginary girlfriend don’t give it the same name as your buddy’s imaginary girlfriend.
‘Let me guess... Mental health issues? ;-)’
The defense team will claim Insanity.
However, they will not claim that the defendant is insane, they will say that the imaginary girlfriend is really, really crazy.
We better have more gun laws now.
Forget it Jake, it’s Pasco County.
Welcome to freerepublic btw.
Words to live by.
One of my many memories of the ER was the time a guy came in *convinced* that a radio receiver implanted in his brain was receiving signals from a transmitter implanted in his rectum.
Imaginary girlfriend? This guy's an amateur!
“You can’t make this stuff up.”
Wonder if the poor bastard was as crazy as the family he chose to befriendi?
Wonder if they will cover this on Live PD this week!
GOMERS
Get Outa My Emergency Room!
“I worked in a big city ER for years.Like all such ERs we had our share of frequent fliers (as we called our “regulars”) who were schizophrenics.
One of my many memories of the ER was the time a guy came in *convinced* that a radio receiver implanted in his brain was receiving signals from a transmitter implanted in his rectum.
Imaginary girlfriend? This guy’s an amateur!”
A long time friend’s schizo father wound up lining his apartment with aluminum foil.
Does Mante Teo have an alibi?
Which psych drugs this time?
I’ve never seen that show, but I’ve heard it’s wild.
Someone I follow on Twitter comments on it. Looks like a lot of Pasco County!
The Adventures of Florida Man continue...
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