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7/22/2023
| By Laz A. Mataz
Posted on 07/22/2023 8:11:48 PM PDT by Lazamataz
First of all, much to the dismay of many, I did not die tonight.
Secondly, I've seen these funeral threads before where people mourn the FReeper and talk about what they meant to them (and more than a few FReepers who celebrate the death).
But what's the point of that? Does the dead FReeper know anything, or see any of the kind or crass remarks about them?
No. Pointless. We should have these sort of threads BEFORE they die.
So that's why I'm doing my obituary thread tonight. Plus, there is the added advantage of me knowing the exact date (7/22/2023) and and time (10:34PM) of my death!
Arrangements may be sent to: Egotistical Clown Funeral Home, 2312 Dumb Vanity Road, Atlanta, GA. 30321
Donations on his behalf may be sent to the Gun Owners of America.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Weird Stuff
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To: Lazamataz
Maybe you could get that guy on BitChute that does a couple of videos a day announcing the violent and spectacular death of people he wishes were dead, to do one on you.
But I’m glad you are still around.
To: Lazamataz
Who?
102
posted on
07/22/2023 8:48:39 PM PDT
by
Radix
(The perfect Tag Line is recognized by its conciseness and brev)
To: Radix
103
posted on
07/22/2023 8:49:23 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The firearms I own today, are the firearms I will die with. How I die will be up to them.)
To: Lazamataz
Does this increase the value of my RESIST stickers?
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posted on
07/22/2023 8:49:41 PM PDT
by
Laslo Fripp
(Does anybody proofread anymore?)
To: Lazamataz
Is Laz really dead?
Yes, He's stiff all right.
To: cpdiii
Laz’s Reference Guide For Hit-ing.
1. Does she breathe?
2. If the answer to 1 is no, is she fully decomposed?
3. Is her husband out of the house?
4. Do I need a bag?
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posted on
07/22/2023 8:51:15 PM PDT
by
Spacetrucker
(George Washington didn't use his freedom of speech to defeat the British - HE SHOT THEM .. WITH GUNS)
To: Lazamataz
All he ever needed was a mirror and a beer. RIP :)
107
posted on
07/22/2023 8:52:09 PM PDT
by
defconw
To: Lazamataz
A little song....A little dance....A little seltzer down your pants.
108
posted on
07/22/2023 8:52:15 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: Exit148
Who is Lazamataz??
One might as well ask who is humblegunner?
He comes from the land of ice and Snow βοΈβοΈβοΈ ...
Release the Viking kitties!!!
Oh where is the old gang.
Where are the nuts we knew...
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posted on
07/22/2023 8:52:28 PM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: monkeyshine; Lazamataz
Don’t forget about his second rising as the Great Pumpkin on Halloween!
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posted on
07/22/2023 8:52:53 PM PDT
by
mdmathis6
(A horrible historic indictment: Biden Democrats plunging the world into war to hide their crimes!)
To: Lazamataz
Iβd miss Laz terribly. If he ever went away, that is.
L
111
posted on
07/22/2023 8:53:23 PM PDT
by
Lurker
( Peaceful coexistence with the Left is not possible. Stop pretending that it is.)
To: All
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posted on
07/22/2023 8:53:35 PM PDT
by
AnthonySoprano
(May 2023: I Guarantee McCarthy wonβt allow Biden Impeachment to move forward )
To: monkeyshine
Lazamataz will rise again on July 25th and I will find colored eggs strewn on my lawn.To him, the Second Coming had an entirely different meaning.
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posted on
07/22/2023 8:53:56 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The firearms I own today, are the firearms I will die with. How I die will be up to them.)
To: Lazamataz
Donβt scare us like that!
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posted on
07/22/2023 8:54:47 PM PDT
by
wjcsux
(On 3/14/1883 Karl Marx gave humanity his best gift, he died. )
To: Lazamataz
To: Lazamataz
Laz, a true legend, will be ( when it happens) greatly missed.
Thanks for the laughs.
To: Lazamataz
(and more than a few FReepers who celebrate the death). I haven't seen that. Got any links? :)
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posted on
07/22/2023 8:57:08 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(Woke is a cancer of the mind and humanity)
To: Lazamataz
You’ll only live on if you believe in Jesus.
1 John 5:12
No, that is not a joke.
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posted on
07/22/2023 8:57:37 PM PDT
by
Roman_War_Criminal
(Jesus + Something = Nothing ; Jesus + Nothing = Everything )
To: Lazamataz; All
HITLER ENRAGED AT THE FAKE DEATH OF LAZAMATAZ;ASKS “WHERE’S STEINER?”
Coming soon to a Youtube video near you!
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posted on
07/22/2023 8:57:52 PM PDT
by
mdmathis6
(A horrible historic indictment: Biden Democrats plunging the world into war to hide their crimes!)
To: Lazamataz
You died but did not ping me?
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posted on
07/22/2023 8:58:01 PM PDT
by
Deaf Smith
(When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure.)
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