Posted on 10/05/2002 9:16:16 PM PDT by The Drowning Witch
You Jackass. Who signs your check? You give the word "impotent" a whole new meaning. You are more pathetic in your stupidity than my congressman. I have seen some pathetic displays of hackery in my time, but you, sir, are the worst. Abdicate from the human race now while you have some self respect. You certainly have NONE in my eyes. May your harddrive crash and burn. I hope that at some point, you are struck by a genetic dwarfism that rivals your galactic inconsequentilism on this board. You are nothing. You are as ineffectual and as irrelevant as the United Nations. I mock your existence as I mock the ridiculousness of the anteater. As the platypus. As Bill Clinton. I dismiss you as I do every word from every poisoned and pus-dripping mouth of every liberal leftist, communist hack that dared speak of appeasing Hitler. I revile you more than Pol Pot. More than Lenin. More than Mao Tse Tung. You give Neville Chamberlain a good name. You are not fit to lick dung from Ronaldus Magnus' shoes. May your family's farm be nationalized by Mugabe. Milosevic should be freed to ethnically cleanse you. France holds you in the same esteem as Jerry Lewis, and they rolled over and went buns-up kneelin' as soon as the Wehrmacht rolled into their worthless country. You are without a doubt, a eunuch in the digital domain. In the classic sense, you are fodder for grubs. Worm food. Decayed vegetable matter at the bottom of my compost heap that I urinate on when I'm drunk. Your existence upon this mortal coil has made planet Earth that much more unbearable for every other vertabrate that has ever tried to crawl with dignity across it's face. The plagues of Egypt gag and vomit upon tasting your puerile flesh. You posses DNA that is a clear and present threat to the human genome. You should be bred out of humanity's evolutionary path. You are a horrible intellectual genetic mutation gone terribly awry. Your kind should be intellectually castrated. You must be purged. May God forgive us, if you are allowed to corrupt the species after we move off this ball of mud into the Universe. May you suffer the same fate as Cain, as the captain of the Exxon Valdez, doomed to be shunned by all that see you, forever a pariah. The Japanese have a word for refuse like you: eta. There should be a Congressional resolution to neuter you. You have barely the sense of a termite to run from the light of responsibility. You disgust me as much as being covered by ants, by filth, by the slimy trails of slugs. And like slugs, I pray that someday you will be dessicated by the salty urine of someone with more backbone than you cannot dream of having. Your posts upon this board are offal. I have given up eating processed red meat products for fear that if you are ever shot and killed like the inbred bovine you obviously are, that your brain matter will somehow infect me. May you catch the most virulent strain of Herpes imaginable from Monica Lewinsky. If there is a hell, I pray that it waits for you with horrors that cannot be dreamt of by mortal man.
I love to go here for my complaint letters: http://hugin.sigusr1.org/~pakin/complaint
Here is one I had custom made:
I would like to stop Gov. Joe Gray Davis's encroachments on our heritage. Read on, gentle reader, and hear what I have to say. Gov. Davis's mercenaries have learned their scripts well, and the rhetoric comes gushing forth with little provocation. Far be it for me to discredit legitimate voices in the sectarianism debate. By toning down his ploys, many more people are exposed to his execrable message, convinced by his passion, and seduced by his simplistic answers to complex social problems. You can waste all your time arguing about how many angels can dance on the head of a pin. Or you can actually reveal the nature and activity of Gov. Davis's lickspittles and expose their inner contexts as well as their ultimate final aims. You decide. Even if I agreed that Gov. Davis's appalling credos were of paramount importance, it would still be the case that Gov. Davis ignores the most basic ground rule of debate. In case you're not familiar with it, that rule is: attack the idea, not the person.
His refrains may sound comfortable and simple, but it must not be forgotten that his abominable-to-the-core, bookish ideologies can be quite educational. By studying them, students can observe firsthand the consequences of having a mind consumed with paranoia, fear, hatred, and ignorance. And, more important, I must ask that Gov. Davis's allies preserve the peace. I know they'll never do that, so here's an alternate proposal: They should, at the very least, back off and quit trying to demonize my family and friends. Who could have guessed that Gov. Davis would redefine unbridled self-indulgence as a virtue, as the ultimate test of personal freedom? To put it another way, how much longer can we tolerate his lawless tactics before the whole country collectively throws up? To ask that question another way, where are the people who are willing to stand up and acknowledge that the idea of letting him trample over the very freedoms and rights that he claims to support is, in itself, brain-damaged? Whatever the answer, the biggest difference between me and Gov. Davis is that Gov. Davis wants to inspire a recrudescence of horny fatuity. I, on the other hand, want to rage, rage against the dying of the light. I don't wish to psychologize here, but his goofy, unbalanced politics are in full flower, and their poisonous petals of misoneism are blooming all around us.
To state it in stark and simple terms, Gov. Davis has been trying for some time to convince people that if he kicks us in the teeth, we'll then lick his toes and beg for another kick. Don't believe his hype! Gov. Davis has just been offering that line as a means to muster enough force to dismantle national civil rights organizations by driving a wedge between the leaders and the rank-and-file members. His premise (that he is known for his sound judgment, unerring foresight, and sagacious adaptation of means to ends) is his morality disguised as pretended neutrality. Gov. Davis uses this disguised morality to support his rantings, thereby making his argument self-refuting. Perhaps Gov. Davis's ignorant attempts to debunk myths often lead to the perpetuation of them, but remember that he has been known to say that the boogeyman is going to get us if we don't agree to his demands. That notion is so immoral, I hardly know where to begin refuting it. One last thing: Gov. Joe Gray Davis has the brains of a house plant.
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