Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 026

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[acnielsen guy]

THREAD 026

Dregs and Flakes

Posts since 1/29/02 28,038

[Kathleen]

You're probably at dinner by now. Thanks for posting your pics, I enjoyed them. Your friend has nothing on you, Gran. Your house is so warm and cozy. ;-)

[lodwick]

The President of the United States of America

Salute!

[grannie9]

You betcha.... Salute!!!

[grannie9]

Just got back from dinner.. Had our favorite waitress Darlene.. She's a riot, and as usual we caused one.

What a good meal too.. I had a full rack of Baby Back Ribs, with beans and a baked stuffed potato..and a salad with Blue Cheese dressing to start. It was all wicked delicious and I have the other half for lunch tomorrow.

Loddy, the condo is on the gulf, and the house is on a canal.. The condo is in Fort Meyers Beach, and the house is in Cape Coral.. They are both in nice places, but the house is better for long stays, because it has more room..

We had a good time tonight, and can you believe Al beat me to bed? Night all..

[mjf]

That's hot! Woo Hoo!

Just an ordinary man who drives a pickup truck around Texas with his friend from Russia.

The guy wants to protect America from the external foes, but is somewhat hampered by the internal hair cutters who think their freedom was taken away a couple of days ago.

KEEP SMILING DUBYA!

[mjf]

You shouldn't talk about BBQ at this time. Of course, you posted earlier, so I can't blame you.

I know, I don't post very often, but this western trip has turned out well on film.

So, here ya go,...

A little bit of Arches National Park.

[westmex]

......Westy.....

[acnielsen guy]

Captain's Log Friday November 8th 2002

Caloosahatchee River: Cape Coral Bridge Units are feet
Friday 2002-11-08
Sunrise 6:41 AM EST, Sunset 5:40 PM EST
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High Tide: 3:44 AM EST 1.20
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[acnielsen guy]

Granny's Chimney Korner

The Art of Shunya Yamashita


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[grannie9]

Gran's Pic of the Day

I think I might have posted this before. Oh my, I'm all ate up, and too lazy to change it.. Slow moving as usual...

[grannie9]

Beautiful pic, mjf.. I love to see where other people have been.. Keep them coming..

[grannie9]

That one would definately fit Al.. lol "Little Mr. NoBum."

[lodwick]

"One day, we will look back upon all of this, and plow into a parked car."

Excellent - I'd not heard that one, but it's a keeper. ;-)

[lodwick]

Hilarious 'toon Westy - thanks for this one.

[lodwick]

Thanks for the artistic link Captain - good stuff.

[lodwick]

Learn more about the FreepsAhoy Cruise 31 May 03

Sail the high seas with BahamaMama and other patriots.

[lodwick]

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He
lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the
second half of his round trip ticket.
If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home.

So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab
waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He
promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit
card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc. but to no
avail. The cabbie said, "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the
hell out of my cab!"

So the businessman was forced to hitchhike to the airport and was barely
in time to catch his flight.

One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain
his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big.
Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the
casino to get a cab ride back to the airport. Well who should he see
out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had
refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck. The
businessman thought for a moment about how he could make the guy pay for
his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan.

The businessman got in the first cab in the line, "How much for a ride
to the airport," he asked?

"Fifteen bucks," came the reply.

"And how much for you to go down on me during the way?"

"What?! Get Out out of my cab, you scum."

The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked
the same questions, with the same result - getting kicked out of each
taxi.

When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and
asked "How much for a ride to the airport?"

The cabbie replied "fifteen bucks."

The businessman said "O.K." and off they went.

Then, as they drove slowly past the long line of cabs the businessman
gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each driver.

[habs4ever]

Bad, Lodwick, bad...

I know one or a dozen who will enjoy that one ;-)

[Darksheare]

Hey! I resemble that one!

[lodwick]

Let the President know what's important to you survey from the GOP

I would appear that you can put "Dealing with Iraq" more than one time. ;-)