Posted on 12/30/2009 11:47:07 PM PST by Slings and Arrows
Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.
According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.
She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."
A five-year research on 500 men Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.
At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery disease.
Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.
Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.
"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."
In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.
The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.
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ROTFL... How did you get a hold of my first baby photo???
There are other photos taken at that same banquet which show better what Sophia was looking at: Jayne’s nipples made prominent and definite appearances from time to time as she moved about talking to people and having her picture taken.
Wouldn’t it be great though...if government money were ONLY spent on things like this!!! :)
Only if her father owns a liquor store...
That woman is beautiful!
Are you kidding?
“Snopes says this is FALSE”
Snopes is run by a bunch of queers that claim global warming is real and John Kerry is a war hero.
Of course they dislike this post.
“FALSE (as, most likely, are most of the breasts supposedly being ogled)”
Nothing wrong with a well-done breast augmentation. No different than braces or make-up. If done below the muscle, they feel the same. (I know, I checked in my mis-spent youth.)
My own blood relatives never watched over me as fiercely as bikers have.
Any biker bar on earth feels like “home” to me, even if I’ve never been there before.
You walk in and you’re part of their family, no questions asked.
I’ve been to “normal” funerals and I’ve been to biker funerals.
The first one I went to, I was amazed that the deceased had so many friends.
Then I found out that probably 60+% of them didn’t even know him personally.
They came from all over simply because he was part of the unspoken “biker brotherhood” and they’d read his obit in the paper and showed up to pay their respects.
I know that if there was anything I ever desperately needed and couldn’t manage myself, they’d make it happen.
[my affection for them isn’t *too* obvious, is it?]...:)
more like casabas and honeydews ... get with the topic.
OKAY!!
One thing for sure I am not showing this to my husband!
EEEOOOWWWW What is that?
Me too and I am not “nasty”. I find men who say stuff like that are usually the ones who are out of their league. ;)
....not in public.....
Also, I’ve got great blue eyes.....
Great thread for the day before a holiday!
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