Disappointed Kerry Supporter wants to fight one of us!

craigslist ^ | 6 November 2004 | some guy who should know better

[0scill8r]

click the link! this guy posted a classified ad on Austin TX's craigslist, looking to have a fistfight with a Bush supporter! I invited him down to Tampa.

[piasa]

And when we're done what's left of him has to leave the country for good. ;-)

[Slyfox]

Yeah, anyone from the WWF or the NFL would be thrilled to pound some sense into the guy.

[KwasiOwusu]

Are we sure this guy is not some kind of pervert?
Never trusted these Hanoi John, gay-marriage loving fanatics before, and I sure am not going to start now.

[Iam1ru1-2]

Looks like a "rugged cross" to me.

[oldbrowser]

Looks like Blacks, Jews, and atheists in that order.

[FormerACLUmember]

Gee, the party of alleged love and kindness has certainly behaved like the bunch of Nazi thugs they really are throughout this election year.

Perhaps the little fagola is settiong a trap! Remember the 'rats are the crooked trial lawyer party. It might be a shyster set up.

[DirtyHarryY2K]

He needs to drive east to Cut and Shoot, TX. Stop at any local Icehouse (Beer joint) Walk in and announce his proposition. Someone would be glad to oblige him!

[Ghost of Philip Marlowe]

How does coming to in an emergency room after being asphyxiated in a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu choke and then pounded into hamburger make him feel better about his guy?

This is the problem with both liberals and liberalism: it simply does not think things through all of the possibilities and to all potential, logical conclusions.

[Ciexyz]

Are we taking bets online?

[SouthTexas]

Forwarded to son, he's closer.

Maybe I should just tell grandson.

[cripplecreek]

[Godebert]

Just what the little marxist Mary needs.....a fat lip, black eye and a broken nose to go with his post election liberal blues.

[asgardshill]

Fisticuffs are just so analog. Besides, there's the very real danger of contracting HIV from skinned knuckles and the blood pouring out of his nose.

Far better and safer to just introduce him to Mr. Colt.

[Ghost of Philip Marlowe]

The fact that he posted it to the leftist Craigslist...virtual gathering place of perverts and leftists, proves he isn't serious, but is trying to sound like a tough guy among the weak. If he were serious, he'd do just exactly what you say, go into any bar, shout what he wants. Someone would oblige. I've run into this type out in Seattle. I've yet to find one that follows through. They all turn and run when I stand up and approach. Too bad.

[unspun]

He better be careful. Conservatives believe in conceal and carry.

[NeonKnight]

I replied, inviting him to my home in Arkansas. I even gave him my address and phone number. I instantly got a reply that said the user did not wish to reply to anonymous emails. Bwaaaahaaahahaa

[ValerieUSA]

HA! I seriously doubt he's straight.
He's probably such a troll that he fits no one's sexual preference.
I sppreciate your matchmaking attempt, but I'll pass on this one. (A fight is called a match, isn't it?)

[xJones]

If you are one, have a fiery streek, please contact me so we can meet and physically fight?

Have a fiery streek [sic]? Physically fight?

UT Austin has over 40,000 students, and I'm ashamed to admit that Yankee liberal professors have infiltrated for many years and now Austin is the liberal capitol of Texas.

The guy says he's straight but he talks like a limp-wristed masochist looking for a sadist. You can tell by all this that he's never been in a "physical" fight.

I've seen cases of other such Internet warriors that turned out to be nearly legally blind and hoping desperately for their first date - with anything!:)

Be kind, anyone that would post a pathetic ad like that is the momma's baby of all dweebs.

[McGavin999]

So, what does he do when The Rock answers his ad?