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DUmmie FUnnies 10-12-06 (DUmmies Angered Over South Park 9/11 Conspiracy Episode)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 12, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 10/12/2006 4:39:52 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Last night South Park brilliantly satirized the loony 9/11 conspiracy theory crazies out there. And since most of DUmmieland consists of such conspiracy theorists, Trey Parker and Matt Stone were also talking about THEM. This was one of the BEST episodes of South Park and if you missed it, you can catch a clip of the latter part of the show at HOT AIR. Of course, the DUmmies were quite upset over being mocked by South Park especially since many of them were misled into believing that the show would buy into their paranoid view about President Bush before the tables were turned on them as you can see in the clip at Hot Air. You can see their outrage at this THREAD titled, "The South Park kids are doing 9/11 tonight." So let us now watch the DUmmie 9/11 conpiracy theorists react to being mocked in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who suspects South Park of being part of a vast government conspiracy to discredit the 9/11 conspiracy theorists, is in the [brackets]:

The South Park kids are doing 9/11 tonight.

[Oh boy! Matt and Trey will FINALLY validate all our mad MIHOP theories!]

This. Is. HILARIOUS!

[Posted a DUmmie at 10:08 P.M., not realizing what is in store for him later. Hee! Hee!]

Basically, making fun of 9-11 conspiracy theorists. Which I am all for. Give em hell Southpark! This really may be the best show on television.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Blaming the Jews (Kyle)

[In DUmmieland they blame the neocons (Jews).]

Cartman is MIHOP and Kyle isn't? I thought Cartman was conservative and Kyle was liberal

[Wrong. Cartman is a nutcase and Kyle is rational.]

I'll tell you the end right now They will realize that everyone is at fault and no one is really to blame, and they will find a way to make conservatives look like well-meaning and patriotic but bumbling yokels, and will make liberals look like angry, unreasonable jerks who want to be friends with the terrorists. The writers of South Park are slime, and they are hacks

[You need to get a clue from the Hardly Boys since your prediction was WRONG.]

yep, that's how they all go And, if you're passionate about anything, there's something wrong with you.

[Especially if you are among the 25% of the idiots who buy into the 9/11 conspiracy theories.]

they hate conservatives, but they hate liberals more I am tired of this "they are equal opportunity bashers" bullshit. But believe what you want. Maybe you are proud that Trey Parker thinks anyone who questions Bush is a retard.

[Cry me up a river of Scott Tenorman tears.]

and its helping an entire generation despise liberalism

[WAAAAAAH!!!]

South Park's creators think Global Warming is liberal overreaction too... I would expect nothing less from their treatment of 9/11.

[GLOBAL WARMING!!! Quick! Put on heavy overcoats so you won't freeze when global warming hits!]

They also portrayed Al Gore as a nut job

[What did South Park do? Run a video clip of Al Gore?]

I guess you just missed the last part where Bush shot the conspiracy theorist through the mouth with a pistol. Rumsfeld: "He died like a pig"

[You're in for a BIG surprise when you find out that isn't the last part. Hee! Hee!]

Questioning Bush and 9/11 = Death. HAHAHAHA *wipes eyes* boy is America going down the shit hole :|

[Posts a DUmmie who hasn't watched the SP episode.]

Considering you obviously didn't see the episode, and have no friggin idea what I'm talking about or laughing at........shut up.

[Stop laughing, DAMMIT! They are making fun of US!]

You watch your tone with me India3. You're right I haven't seen the episode but that doesn't warrant you telling me to "shut up".

[Since you haven't seen the episode then you can't know that South Park is brilliantly mocking YOU.]

HOLY SHIT! BUSH JUST KILLED THE 9/11 CONSPIRACY GUY!!!

[THAT PROVES OUR LOONY 9/11 CONSPIRACY THEORIES ARE RIGHT!!!]

Hey, they're totally reaming Bush now! It's awesome! Watch it! Anyone who sees this episode should know once and for all should know that South Park isn't conservative.

[Posted DUmmie Rocknrule at 10:21 P.M., not yet realizing it is the DUmmies who are about to be reamed. Hee! Hee!]

I keep waiting for the twist. Gotta be one.

[Don't worry. You will be twisted out of shape.]

I knew there would be a part coming where they end up giving Bush a free pass and slam all liberals as insane conspiracy nuts

[The bitter truth finally slams the DUmmies square in the face. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]

What are they saying about Bush?

That he did 9/11

[Replied DUmmie Rocknrule, still slightly behind the curve.]

here's how it went down. after it looked as though Bush was admitting to doing 9/11, we finally find out that the 9/11 conspiracies are the real government conspiracy. Moral of the story: Conspiracy nuts are just that. Nuts. The government perpetuates 9/11 conspiracy because they want people to think they are capable of pulling such a conspiracy off. They ended by saying, essentially, that 9/11 conspiracies are for sheep, anyone who doubts the official story is a retard, and the alert and aware Americans are the ones who know that Bush is telling the truth about 9/11.

[A DUmmie finally wakes up to the sad truth about the episode.]

That Bush wants us to believe he did 9/11 because that way... he seems powerful... And they think anyone who believes that Arabs-In-A-Cave didn't do 9/11 is retarded.

[And DUmmieland is afflicted with mass retardation.]

Well, talk about statements you wish you could take back did you stop watching right when you posted this? Did you not see the end? Or are you a retard, as the creators of South Park say you are

[He is! He is!]

Ok, someone help me...... did they just make the administration look like f*cking idiots or f*cking genius's?

[Obviously you don't fall into the genius category.]

The government actually is behind the conspiracy movement so people believe that they are in control of everything, instead of people believing they are completely incompetent and unprepared, which they really are. Bush and the gov are keeping the conspiracy movement alive, even though 9-11 was causeed by *GASP* a bunch of pissed off muslims.

[Posting the latter as fact in DUmmieland is enough to get you tombstoned.]

They said that people who doubt the offical 9/11 story are retarded.

[How does that make you feel?]

I guess it makes them part of the 75% who aren't retarded. The whole point of this episode was "don't question the government"

[As they try to spin control themselves out of complete humiliation.]

Trey Parker & Matt Stone are racist homophobes It's quite obvious from their portrayal of blacks, Jews, gays, and other minorities that they're nothing more than a bunch of RW racist gaybashers, with a bunch of poo-poo jokes thrown in.

[Screeches out a DUmmie angry at being humiliated by South Park.]

and they can't write decent satire to save their lives

[Everyone other than humiliated 9/11 conspiracy theorists laughed like hell.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dummies; mattstone; southpark; treyparker
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To: PJ-Comix
This was one of the BEST episodes of South Park and if you missed it, you can catch a clip of the latter part of the show at HOT AIR.

And the whole episode reruns tonight 10 p.m. Eastern/ 9 Central

101 posted on 10/12/2006 10:07:47 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (living in interesting times)
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To: mnehrling; MadIvan

My brother loves to quote the Cartman line that "Hippies say they want to change the world, but all they do is smoke dope and smell bad." And he's not even a conservative.


102 posted on 10/12/2006 10:08:26 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (People who say there are jobs Americans won't do have never watched "Dirty Jobs.")
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To: kevkrom

So, in other words, a lot like sex ed in the real world? :-)


103 posted on 10/12/2006 10:17:30 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (People who say there are jobs Americans won't do have never watched "Dirty Jobs.")
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To: SoothingDave; Charles Henrickson

You put a goatee on that guy and it's Will Pitt. Coincidence? Probably, but so funny I scared the cat away laughing.


104 posted on 10/12/2006 10:20:09 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (People who say there are jobs Americans won't do have never watched "Dirty Jobs.")
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To: PJ-Comix; .cnI redruM; 537cant be wrong; 68 grunt; A. Patriot; A_Conservative_Chinese; ...

SOUTH PARK PING!

For those who don't know how you got on this ping list: the initial ping list was created by copying member names from past South Park threads.

Please ping me with any South Park related articles. Thank you!

If you want on or off this ping list, please FReepmail me.

This is expected to be a low to medium volume ping list.

South Park TV schedule at Comedy Central

South Park syndication schedule - these are older episodes that have been released to broadcast TV and are therefore heavily edited.

South Park sites at South Park Studios and Comedy Central

Search for previous South Park articles at Free Republic by title or keyword.

Create a South Park character of yourself at Planearium.de or SouthParkStudios.com.

South Park products available at Amazon and Comedy Central.

Download South Park episodes in bit torrent format at South Park Complete or MrTwig

Read scripts of South Park episodes at TWIZ TV.

The South Park Scriptorium, a good all around site for South Park information.

The Wikipedia article on South Park.

List of Ping Lists

105 posted on 10/12/2006 10:42:37 AM PDT by EveningStar
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To: Kerretarded; Ditter

I can't stomach SNL any more because of their constant Bush-bashing (especially Will Forte's lame Bush impression). Will Ferrell's impression of Bush poked fun at him, but was somehow less offensive.


106 posted on 10/12/2006 10:50:15 AM PDT by Purrcival (Give it up, Dims. Congress has already been De-FOLEY-ated. He's gone. Repeat, gone.)
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To: ilovew

It ain't.

At least, I hope it isn't...;)

BTW--have a relative who is legally retarded (and yes, IIRC that is the legal term for it)...


107 posted on 10/12/2006 10:50:57 AM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (Boldly Going Nowhere...)
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To: EveningStar

ping?


108 posted on 10/12/2006 10:51:35 AM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (Boldly Going Nowhere...)
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To: rzeznikj at stout; EveningStar

whoops, never mind.

guess that's what happens when you leave the post window open for eternity...8^)


109 posted on 10/12/2006 10:53:10 AM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (Boldly Going Nowhere...)
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To: rzeznikj at stout

It doesn't bother me at all. It did bother liberals, though. I remember getting evil stares when using that word...


110 posted on 10/12/2006 10:53:19 AM PDT by ilovew (I love being a DoD intern...)
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To: PJ-Comix
From the thread:

That's why I like people like Matt and Trey, Penn Jillette and Bill Maher. Sure, they're probably despised by many here, but at least they can't be accused of being overly partisan to either conservatives or liberals. And sometimes a little constructive criticism is a good thing.

A sane voice from DUmmieland. This guy can't last long.

111 posted on 10/12/2006 10:53:28 AM PDT by antiRepublicrat
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To: rzeznikj at stout

pong :)


112 posted on 10/12/2006 10:53:59 AM PDT by EveningStar
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To: Panzerlied; PJ-Comix

"Oh my God! They killed the CONSPIRACY GUY!"

You b*stards!


113 posted on 10/12/2006 10:57:21 AM PDT by Purrcival (Give it up, Dims. Congress has already been De-FOLEY-ated. He's gone. Repeat, gone.)
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To: EveningStar

Thanks for the ping. One of the best episodes! Right up there with ManBearPig. LMAO!


114 posted on 10/12/2006 10:59:58 AM PDT by The Blitherer (You were given the choice between war & dishonor. You chose dishonor & you will have war. -Churchill)
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To: EveningStar

115 posted on 10/12/2006 11:00:39 AM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (Boldly Going Nowhere...)
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To: ilovew

I just have to watch where I say it, given that I'm at a Big Urban University...;)



116 posted on 10/12/2006 11:02:20 AM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (Boldly Going Nowhere...)
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To: PJ-Comix

"and its helping an entire generation despise liberalism "

...despise POLITICAL CORRECTNESS (which treats any questioning of the liberal agenda as blasphemy).


117 posted on 10/12/2006 11:04:26 AM PDT by weegee (Remember "Remember the Maine"? Well in the current war "Remember the Baby Milk Factory")
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To: EveningStar
I certainly hope that the "Hardly Boys" are re-curring characters!
"Late reply because I had a raging clue last nite."
118 posted on 10/12/2006 11:04:45 AM PDT by dynachrome ("Where am I? Where am I going? Why am I in a handbasket?")
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To: PJ-Comix

What is so great about this whole thing is that how the DUmmies got the football pulled away again !

They must be hardwired to fall for it every time.


119 posted on 10/12/2006 11:11:09 AM PDT by Blackirish
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To: AngryJawa
Funny, yes...but not as funny as "Fudge Dragon

I personally prefer "big meaty chud".

120 posted on 10/12/2006 11:21:34 AM PDT by lesser_satan (EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
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