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DUmmie FUnnies 04-23-08 ("My house is like a morgue tonight...")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | 04/23/2008 | noel711, DUmmies and Paul Heinzman

Posted on 04/23/2008 7:35:14 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman

Skinner's house is on fire. Those of you with the stomach to go there have likely seen the flaming icons next to the post titles. As this Democrat campaign has developed, the animosity has increased. Obama supporters now outnumber Hillary supporters by a DUmmie estimate of 7:1.

As you might imagine, there's a lot of waaambulance calling. Skinner doesn't need anymore waambulances; what he, and all Demorats need, is a fire truck, as evidenced in this DUmmie THREAD entilted "My house is like a morgue tonight..."

Now on to watch the DUmmies revel in--and rail against--"white guilt" in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Paul Heinzman, is in the [brackets]:

My house is like a morgue tonight...

[Opium parties always end up that way.]

My graduate student daughter came home to watch the returns with us, and she is utterly devastated.

[She's a college student who came home to watch election results with her parents. She has bigger problems this.]

she was part of the ground game for Obama in West Philly, she worked her butt off in the community, they were always on the phone, and that team was tough on the volunteers.

She feels betrayed, not by the campaign, but by white people. By comments she's heard and attitudes....our country still has so far to go in how we live, and how we see ourselves...

[Et tu, Whitie?]

(And we are white! She's very idealistic, and like many young people, see beyond race and ethnicity, but she's getting an education about life, that is painful for all).

[It's not easy being green white.]

But let's be honest: the undertone of this campaign, in the advertising and in comments at the debates were underhanded, sly and divisive. Please don't take this as a critique of the opposition campaign...just an observation. And the media! Let's not go there.

[Let's just say it's whitie's fault and leave it at that.]

I'm trying very hard to remain objective, but my heart hurts for her and for all the young people enthralled with the possibility of politics.

["The possibility of politics?" Stop it, yer killin me!]

I wonder how this will effect all the young people who threw their hearts into this new possibility?

[The effect on their affect will effect a turbulent time in Denver. And now let's watch the Hillary faithful, aided by Operation Chaos operatives defend DUmmie noel711 against a force of Obama supporters against overwhelming odds in this screed against whitie.]

What utter bullshit. "betrayed by white people"

[Just another case of whitie keepin whitie in...his...place?]

So Ed Rendell talks BS?

[Fast Eddie talks the talk and walks the walk.]

Some grad student with an over-developed sense of white guilt supports Obama.

[It takes a village to raise a child, but it takes a university professor to over-develop white guilt with BS.]

Dumb bigots who pee their pants at the sight of Osama Bin Laden support the GOP lite candidate.

[Conservatives line up their crosshairs at the sight of Osama Bin Laden.]

Since I live in lower Manhattan, I can tell you I don't give a flying f**k about that spoiled rich boy Osama bin Ladin.

[One fine day, one of our great aviators or infantrymen will give a flying f**k to Osama, and you'll be one of his virgins.]

"White guilt"? Quite unfair. YOu don't know our family, and you dont' know where we've lived or how we've lived.

[We just emancipated Dilsey last year. Sunday dinner's not been the same since, but we endured. A body does get around.]

what bothers me about stating race BETRAYAL s YOU are making this about race. I voted for Obama in the primary as a second choice to edwards...and not because he was black. I actually can't stand Hillary. Not because I don't like women or white people.

[And this DUmmie WINS a Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity.]

DU tells me I am obligated to vote my vagina every day, or I'm a self-loathing woman.

[See your doctor if you experience hanging chads as that might be a sign of a rare but serious medical condition.]

No real breathing human being has ever, will ever, vote against Obama because he is the messiah. Except, of course, for all those racists.

[O-bama, Ho-bama, Hey-bama, Bama-Bama Superstar!]


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There is a lot of meat remaining on this DUmmie THREAD, so don't be shy. As always, thank you PJ for alowing me to stand in.
1 posted on 04/23/2008 7:35:14 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman
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To: Paul Heinzman

IB4TP!


2 posted on 04/23/2008 7:36:22 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (1)
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To: Paul Heinzman

top 10


3 posted on 04/23/2008 7:37:48 PM PDT by txroadkill (Liberals believe that the only oppressed people in Cuba are the terrorist in GitMo)
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To: Paul Heinzman

WOOHOO! TOP TEN!


4 posted on 04/23/2008 7:38:54 PM PDT by SquirrelKing
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


5 posted on 04/23/2008 7:41:34 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman
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To: Paul Heinzman

6!


6 posted on 04/23/2008 7:44:15 PM PDT by chesley (Where's the omelet? -- Orwell)
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To: Paul Heinzman

This is funny! These people are so emotionally invested in the Obama Loonie Tunes campaign that they may go mental after he loses the slot.

Why hasn’t he resigned his Senate seat?


7 posted on 04/23/2008 7:44:25 PM PDT by Loud Mime (One Embittered, Church-going gun owner reporting for Duty!)
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To: Paul Heinzman
she was part of the ground game for Obama in West Philly, she worked her butt off in the community, they were always on the phone, and that team was tough on the volunteers.

Someone should have explained to her that being "part of the ground game" in Philly means handing out cash to the residents in exchange for their votes.

8 posted on 04/23/2008 7:47:31 PM PDT by airborne (LETS GO PENS!!! LETS GO PENS!!! LETS GO PENS!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!)
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To: txroadkill

“[One fine day, one of our great aviators or infantrymen will give a flying f**k to Osama, and you’ll be one of his virgins.]”

Now that is funny. I don’t care if you are white or not. That made me laugh. A free Possum sandwich from Obama to the top 10 (only if you are white and bitter though)!


9 posted on 04/23/2008 7:47:41 PM PDT by MtnClimber (Obama pledges to give every typical small town white family a possum sandwich)
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To: Paul Heinzman

I sent this thread to Rush this AM L0L!


10 posted on 04/23/2008 7:50:11 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Paul Heinzman
My house is like a morgue tonight...

Democratic Undertaker.

11 posted on 04/23/2008 7:50:21 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The HillAryans vs. the Obambats.)
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To: Paul Heinzman
She feels betrayed, not by the campaign, but by white people.

 

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12 posted on 04/23/2008 7:51:31 PM PDT by txroadkill (Liberals believe that the only oppressed people in Cuba are the terrorist in GitMo)
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To: airborne
"Someone should have explained to her that being "part of the ground game" in Philly means handing out cash to the residents in exchange for their votes."

Very true. Not funneling in 'walking around money' probably cost Obama 3 points, if not more.

13 posted on 04/23/2008 7:51:47 PM PDT by KoRn (CTHULHU '08 - I won't settle for a lesser evil any longer!)
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To: Paul Heinzman
DU tells me I am obligated to vote my vagina every day, or I'm a self-loathing woman

But there's no assurance that she's a self-bathing woman...

14 posted on 04/23/2008 7:53:29 PM PDT by mikrofon (Guest DUFU Bump)
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Well, that's hardly fair! You had insider information.

Now I can't wait to see what you do with this one.

15 posted on 04/23/2008 7:54:35 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman
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To: Loud Mime

Why hasn’t he resigned his Senate seat?

See my tag.


16 posted on 04/23/2008 7:55:15 PM PDT by bill1952 (I will vote for McCain if he resigns his Senate seat before this election.)
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To: Paul Heinzman
My graduate student daughter. . . .

Let me guess: spiky hair, nose stud, black turtleneck, majoring in Womynist/Queer Studies.

17 posted on 04/23/2008 7:55:19 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The HillAryans vs. the Obambats.)
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To: Paul Heinzman
and she is utterly devastated.

What is it with you people?


18 posted on 04/23/2008 7:57:52 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The HillAryans vs. the Obambats.)
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To: airborne
part of the ground game” in Philly means handing out cash to the residents in exchange for their votes.

Damn right it does.
Strange thing is how most people here view that, and the total control of the voting process by the ward leaders, as a kind of urban myth.

but it is not. This is how they get 100 - 108% of the votes all to one candidate.

52nd street, Philly.

wheres ma walkin round money?

19 posted on 04/23/2008 8:00:05 PM PDT by bill1952 (I will vote for McCain if he resigns his Senate seat before this election.)
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To: mylife

I hope he gets a chuckle out of it.


20 posted on 04/23/2008 8:00:55 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman
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