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DUmmie FUnnies 06-09-08 ("Is Obama an enlightened being?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 9, 2008 | Mark Morford, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/09/2008 7:30:15 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Mark Morford: Is Obama an enlightened being?

Spiritual wise ones say: This sure ain't no ordinary politician. You buying it?

I find I'm having this discussion, this weird little debate, more and more, with colleagues, with readers, with liberals and moderates and miserable, deeply depressed Republicans and spiritually amped persons of all shapes and stripes and I'm having it in particular with those who seem confused, angry, unsure, thoroughly nonplussed, as they all ask me the same thing: What the hell's the big deal about Obama?



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: barackobama; barfalert; dnctalkingpoints; dummies; lightworker; mandatorybarfalert; markmorford; mba; obama; obamaisnotmygod; thisisyourgod
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To: PJ-Comix
Here's where it gets gooey.

I can feel the gooey stuff I'm stepping in.

21 posted on 06/09/2008 7:58:09 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (B.O. Plenty.)
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The Milton Model of Neuro-Linguistic Programming (marketing folks love this).

(snip) Milton model Main article: Milton model
In contrast to the Meta Model of NLP which specifies information, is the Milton Erickson-inspired Milton model described by Bandler and Grinder as "artfully vague"[28]. In it the communicator makes statements that seem specific but allow the listener to fill in their own meaning for what is being said. It makes use of pacing and leading, ambiguity, metaphor, embedded suggestion, and multiple-meaning sentence structures. It has been described as "a way of using language to induce and maintain trance in order to contact the hidden resources of our personality".[29] The Milton model has three primary aspects: First, to assist in building and maintaining rapport with the client. Second, to overload and distract the conscious mind so that unconscious communication can be cultivated. Third, to allow for interpretation in the words offered to the client.[30]

After spending months closely studying Erickson's language (verbal and non-verbal) and imitating the way that Erickson worked with clients, Bandler and Grinder published the Milton model in 1976/1977 under the title The Patterns of Milton H. Erickson Volumes I & II[13]. In the preface, Erickson said, "Although this book [...] is far from being a complete description of my methodologies, as they so clearly state it is a much better explanation of how I work than I, myself, can give. I know what I do, but to explain how I do it is much too difficult for me."[13] Erickson was known for his use of unconventional approaches, including the use of stories, and for deeply entering the world of his clients. The Milton model is a way of communicating based on the hypnotic language patterns of Milton Erickson.[31]

22 posted on 06/09/2008 7:59:50 AM PDT by mnehring
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To: Charles Henrickson
Here's where it gets gooey. Many spiritually advanced people I know (not coweringly religious, mind you, but deeply spiritual) identify Obama as a Lightworker, that rare kind of attuned being who has the ability to lead us not merely to new foreign policies or health care plans or whatnot, but who can actually help usher in a new way of being on the planet, of relating and connecting and engaging with this bizarre earthly experiment. These kinds of people actually help us evolve. They are philosophers and peacemakers of a very high order, and they speak not just to reason or emotion, but to the soul.

But (a BIG but) they're just people, folks. And Christianity isn't about worshiping "people". We have a higher calling...

BTW, Pastor, this is one of your best efforts.

23 posted on 06/09/2008 8:01:31 AM PDT by bcsco (To heck with a third party. We need a second one....)
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To: PJ-Comix
I was wondering if you were going to DUFU this. Glad to see you did.

These are some seriously screwed up people on the way to Hell, in the here and the hereafter.

America is on the way of Sodom & Gomorrah if these people take charge, and I don't mean just about the gay thing. Everything they believe is so wrong.

Of course, the Lord would have spared S & G for the sake of ten righteous men, and there are considerably more than that is America. On the other hand, what are the relative proportions? I just saying, God would probably have spared them for the sake of one righteous man if Abraham had asked. But he didn't.

24 posted on 06/09/2008 8:02:34 AM PDT by chesley
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To: PJ-Comix
Many spiritually advanced people I know (not coweringly religious, mind you, but deeply spiritual)

Typical non-Christian, anti-Christian drivel: Pitting "spiritual" against "religious," claiming you can be spiritual without being religious--indeed, the really spiritual people are *not* religious (i.e., they don't attend a Christian church). Hogwash.

25 posted on 06/09/2008 8:03:53 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Spiritual, religious Lutheran pastor)
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To: PJ-Comix


But there simply is no denying that extra kick. As one reader put it to me, in a way, it's not even about Obama, per se. There's a vast amount of positive energy swirling about that's been held back by the armies of BushCo darkness, and this energy has now found a conduit, a lightning rod, is now effortlessly self-organizing around Obama's candidacy.


I think these posters are on drugs.
26 posted on 06/09/2008 8:05:53 AM PDT by Girlene
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To: PJ-Comix
The DUmmies don't respect the Second Amendment, and only respect the First when it suits them.

Why should they respect the First or Second Commandments?

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

27 posted on 06/09/2008 8:09:34 AM PDT by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Typical non-Christian, anti-Christian drivel: Pitting "spiritual" against "religious," claiming you can be spiritual without being religious--indeed, the really spiritual people are *not* religious (i.e., they don't attend a Christian church). Hogwash.

Well, here we are in the Last Days, and getting insight into the thinking of those destined for destruction. Pretty grim, really. But, not everyone is meant to be saved.

28 posted on 06/09/2008 8:10:12 AM PDT by bcsco (To heck with a third party. We need a second one....)
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To: Girlene
I think these posters are on drugs.

Well, whatever could it be that gave you that idea?

29 posted on 06/09/2008 8:11:54 AM PDT by bcsco (To heck with a third party. We need a second one....)
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To: PJ-Comix
Obama as a Lightworker, that rare kind of attuned being. . . .

Save us with your Lightsaber, Obama-Wan Kenobi!


30 posted on 06/09/2008 8:12:52 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Farce is strong with this one.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Are you rolling your eyes and scoffing?

No, not at all.

I'm WIPING my eyes from the tears of laughter streaming down my face as I read this pile of poppycock.

31 posted on 06/09/2008 8:17:28 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (B.O. Plenty.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Dismiss it all you like, but I've heard from far too many enormously smart, wise, spiritually attuned people who've been intuitively blown away by Obama's presence

I saw some shows on the History Channel where they interviewed some people who knew Hitler. They said much the same things about him.
32 posted on 06/09/2008 8:18:35 AM PDT by JamesP81 (George Orwell's 1984 was a warning, not a suggestion)
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To: PJ-Comix
I have been saying this for months. Obama is more highly evolved than any politician I have seen.

So, this DUmmie is calling the Obamessiah a mutant?

That is how evolution is supposed to work, right? One mutation at a time.

I always thought of politicians as a lower life form anyway. Maybe, after a few hundred thousand generations, they might mutate in to a more desirable life form like an insurance salesman or a telemarketer.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

33 posted on 06/09/2008 8:18:47 AM PDT by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: PJ-Comix
From what I've seen of both men, I conclude that Obama is a much more enlightened person than the Dalai Lama.

Like debating who is more enlightened, Marx or Stalin?

34 posted on 06/09/2008 8:18:51 AM PDT by Always Right (Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?)
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To: A_perfect_lady

You got it....


35 posted on 06/09/2008 8:19:45 AM PDT by Sacajaweau (N)
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To: PJ-Comix
The Kennedy family is our version of royalty.

The Dukes of Drunk Driving and Adultery.

36 posted on 06/09/2008 8:21:13 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (B.O. Plenty.)
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To: PJ-Comix
an even larger and more fascinating evolutionary burp. . . .

Larger than a Kennedy burp after a night of carousing?

37 posted on 06/09/2008 8:23:02 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (B.O. Plenty.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Skip to comments.DFU SONG: Peaceful Easy Feeling (Chris Matthews gets a thrill up his leg over Obama)
DFU News of the Day in Song ^ | 4-17-08 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 04/17/2008 8:37:25 AM PDT by doug from upland

WATCH CHRISSY MATTHEWS PROFESS HIS LOVE (OR LUST) FOR OBAMA

"It's part of reporting this case, this election, the feeling most people get when they hear Barack Obama's speech. My, I felt this thrill going up my leg. I mean, I don't have that too often."

MIDI - PEACEFUL EASY FEELING (No. 140)



38 posted on 06/09/2008 8:23:46 AM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: PJ-Comix
a big global group hug with Obama as some sort of happy hippie camp counselor.

Welcome to Camp Obama. Non-competitive volleyball in five minutes, people!

39 posted on 06/09/2008 8:25:15 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (B.O. Plenty.)
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To: MrB
People who claim to be “spiritual” seek the Goodness of the Creator, but avoid any of the accompanying requirement to change behaviors in order to be in alignment with the Goodness.

But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: For men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away! 2 Timothy 3:1-5
40 posted on 06/09/2008 8:25:43 AM PDT by JamesP81 (George Orwell's 1984 was a warning, not a suggestion)
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