DUmmie FUnnies 06-09-08 ("Is Obama an enlightened being?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 9, 2008 | Mark Morford, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Mark Morford: Is Obama an enlightened being?

Spiritual wise ones say: This sure ain't no ordinary politician. You buying it?

I find I'm having this discussion, this weird little debate, more and more, with colleagues, with readers, with liberals and moderates and miserable, deeply depressed Republicans and spiritually amped persons of all shapes and stripes and I'm having it in particular with those who seem confused, angry, unsure, thoroughly nonplussed, as they all ask me the same thing: What the hell's the big deal about Obama?

[PJ-Comix]

Right now I am seeing if it is worth it to write for Helium.Com. So far I have earned a whopping 9 cents for my political satire posted yesterday. However, right now my marketplace article is rated #1 out of 4 so I can earn 20 bucks for it if the publisher chooses it. The article only took me an hour to write. I can write five articles per day and some of the articles pay over a hundred bucks. Just waiting to see how this works out before proceeding further.

Now back to The Matrix to worship The One as my personal Lightworker...

[Phantom Lord]

In before ping?

[Phantom Lord]

Yes! Bow you lesser posters!

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[JRios1968]

Top 10!!! Now I can read it

[EggsAckley]

“Many spiritually advanced people I know....”

People like this don’t have a clue what a “spiritually advanced” person is. Bunch of new-age swill.

[Larry Lucido]

Bump

[freedomlover]

INBF 10

[mikrofon]

what Obama has, which is a sort of powerful luminosity, a unique high-vibration integrity

Or that treacle-up-the-leg feeling...

[MrB]

People who claim to be “spiritual” seek the Goodness of the Creator,

but avoid any of the accompanying requirement to change behaviors in order to be in alignment with the Goodness.

[Charles Henrickson]

Is Obama an enlightened being?

Are you saying he's not black enough?

[Charles Henrickson]

Is Obama an enlightened being?

Obama is a lightweight being.

[L.N. Smithee]

See, whenever you scratch someone who derides people who aren't afraid to be Christian in public as wackjobs, you find someone maybe non- or anti-religious, but a wackjob nonetheless.

I get the feeling Moronford had trouble even writing this because he realized how evangelical he felt despite being an atheist. Well, what people who hate religion don't seem to realize is that everyone is evangelical about something and assigns it religious status, even if that something is atheism. And Moronford has found his Messiah - emphasis on the "Mess."

[Charles Henrickson]

Spiritual wise ones say: This sure ain't no ordinary politician. You buying it?

Some are:

HELLO DADDY, HELLO MAMA (A Letter from Camp Obama)
Tune: "Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh (A Letter from Camp)" Original

Hello Daddy
Hello Mama
Here I am at
Camp Obama
Camp's as pretty
As a painting
And they say we'll have some fun if we stop fainting

Our Barack has
Gifts of healing
Stevie Wonder's
Out four-wheeling
I met Oprah
Over dinner
Since she's been here she's got thirteen inches thinner

All the campers
Drink the Kool-Aid
That the counselors
At the school made
This is change we
Can believe in
'Cause the campers who come in here won't be leavin'

Now I just thought
I should buy ya
A small bust of
Our Messiah
You can put it
On your dashboard
It will guide and guard your car so it won't crash more

Yes we can!
Oh Daddy, Mama!
Yes we can!
I love Obama!
Don't tell me
I ought to find out facts
Of how
He plans to spend and tax

Yes we can!
I promise he will
Heal the holes
That cause the problems
In our souls
Oh please don't make me say
Just how--
He'll find a way

Got to stop now
Looks like we're through
Camp Obama
Has a curfew
Every day it's
Early rising
After "Washing of the Brains" it's "Plagiarizing"

Wait a minute
What's this gabbin'
Two new campers
In our cabin
See their nametags
Read the printin'
Seems the campers' names are Bill and Chelsea Clinton!

[MrB]

Everyone has the “God shaped vacuum” in their being.

And if you don’t fill it with God, you’re going to fill it with something.

The reason that they don’t want to fill it with God is that this requires some accountability on their part once they do.

[Charles Henrickson]

What the hell's the big deal about Obama?

White Guilt non-thinkers swooning at the thought of a non-threatening, clean and articulate, Magic Negro *they* can be enlightened enough to support.

[kalee]

roflol one ofo the all time best!

[mnehring]

to say it's just a clever marketing ploy, a slick gambit carefully orchestrated by hotshot campaign organizers

These people should really read up on Neuro-Linguistic Programming and then watch an Obama speech. It is a very carefully orchestrated marketing scheme.

[Charles Henrickson]

what Obama has, which is a sort of powerful luminosity, a unique high-vibration integrity.

V For Vibration.

[A_perfect_lady]

Cult of Personality: see Hitler, Mussolini, Mao, Stalin