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DUmmie FUnnies 06-09-08 ("Is Obama an enlightened being?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 9, 2008 | Mark Morford, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/09/2008 7:30:15 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Mark Morford: Is Obama an enlightened being?

Spiritual wise ones say: This sure ain't no ordinary politician. You buying it?

I find I'm having this discussion, this weird little debate, more and more, with colleagues, with readers, with liberals and moderates and miserable, deeply depressed Republicans and spiritually amped persons of all shapes and stripes and I'm having it in particular with those who seem confused, angry, unsure, thoroughly nonplussed, as they all ask me the same thing: What the hell's the big deal about Obama?



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: barackobama; barfalert; dnctalkingpoints; dummies; lightworker; mandatorybarfalert; markmorford; mba; obama; obamaisnotmygod; thisisyourgod
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To: PJ-Comix
Personally I think Obama is the Übermensch.

Democratic Übermensch.


81 posted on 06/09/2008 9:31:30 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (B.O. Plenty.)
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82 posted on 06/09/2008 9:32:52 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (Peace Is Not The Question.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I understand how Bill Clinton wooed all those people into voting for him. He was slick and charming. Made me sick because I knew what he was doing but he WAS slick and I could see people falling for it. Obama is not slick. He is an idiot and I don’t see one thing that attracts people to him. I listen to him speak and I don’t get it. I got it with Bill but not with this guy. Please know, I am not glorifying Bill Clinton, I truly think he was a great con man and could see the hold he would have over people. I say ‘was’ because he no longer has that slickness. I don’t know what happened but he has lost his touch. Obama never had it and I am trying to figure out why people are swooning.


83 posted on 06/09/2008 9:42:35 AM PDT by imskylark
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To: imskylark

White Guilt non-thinkers swooning at the thought of a non-threatening, clean and articulate, Magic Negro *they* can be enlightened enough to support. (My post #16)


84 posted on 06/09/2008 9:44:13 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (B.O. Plenty.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Here's where it gets gooey. Many spiritually advanced people I know (not coweringly religious, mind you, but deeply spiritual) identify Obama as a Lightworker, that rare kind of attuned being who has the ability to lead us not merely to new foreign policies or health care plans or whatnot, but who can actually help usher in a new way of being on the planet, of relating and connecting and engaging with this bizarre earthly experiment. These kinds of people actually help us evolve. They are philosophers and peacemakers of a very high order, and they speak not just to reason or emotion, but to the soul.

"Here's where it gets gooey."
No, sorry DUmmie. You made a typo, it should be; Here's where it gets goofy.

And if Barry is anything, besides a flaming Marxist -- he's a false prophet, a blasphemer and possibly -- the Antichrist. Revelation 13 has this phony Obamassiah's number (no pun).

2. ..... And the dragon gave him his own strength and great power.
3. ...... And all the earth was in admiration after the beast.
4. And they adored the dragon which gave power to the beast. And they adored the beast, saying: Who is like to the beast? And who shall be able to fight with him?
5. And there was given to him a mouth speaking great things and blasphemies: and power was given to him to do, two and forty months.
6. And he opened his mouth unto blasphemies against God, to blaspheme his name and his tabernacle and them that dwell in heaven.
7. ..... And power was given him over every tribe and people and tongue and nation.
8. And all that dwell upon the earth adored him ...
13. And he did great signs ....
14. And he seduced them that dwell on the earth ...
Barack Obama, Antichrist - not 'Savior' or 'Messiah'.
85 posted on 06/09/2008 9:56:00 AM PDT by Condor51 (I have guns in my nightstand because a Cop won't fit)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Caddyshack reference, huh? Nice touch.


86 posted on 06/09/2008 10:19:48 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel
Caddyshack reference, huh?

Was it? I've never seen Caddyshack. Actually, I was imagining Homer Simpson saying it.

87 posted on 06/09/2008 10:29:47 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (B.O. Plenty.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Homer Simpson...Bill Murray.

A difference without a distinction.


88 posted on 06/09/2008 10:32:39 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: PJ-Comix
Ever notice how the liberals flip from one truly (in their minds ONLY) cause or cause for celebration to another without taking a breath. (If there were ever people in need of serious psychiatric help... sheesh)

e.g. A short time ago they were all up in arms about the pandemic of AIDS in heterosexuals. Yesterday, a link on Drudge stated the pandemic is over ... THUD

Global Warming aka climate change (a natural occurance) still holds the attention of the liberals who find guillable people may donate or buy carbon credit solutions.

Now, we've got Obamassiah, who many of these nitwits are treating like the second coming.

Trust me when I tell you... All of the above BS falls into the category of false prophets including Islam.

Stay strong... God will let us all know in no uncertain terms when he or his son arrive... and I guarantee you that it isn't in the form of Obamessiah...

Keep the faith... pray for yourselves, family and friends.

89 posted on 06/09/2008 10:45:27 AM PDT by xtinct (I was the next door neighbor kid's imaginary friend.)
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To: Condor51
Many spiritually advanced people I know (not coweringly religious, mind you, but deeply spiritual) identify Obama as a Lightworker

"Lucifer" of coure, means essentially "Lightworker".

90 posted on 06/09/2008 10:46:23 AM PDT by Argus (Obama: All turban and no goats.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Starry eyed, false flag mythic Dictatorship is over. Democratic open government begins

You can tell - see how the nominating process was opened up, and every vote was counted, no state was excluded, everyone with a voice was heard..

Gosh, it wasn't?

91 posted on 06/09/2008 10:50:25 AM PDT by kingu (Party for rent - conservative opinions not required.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I suppose next we'll have the laying on of hands. . . .,

Already happened.


92 posted on 06/09/2008 11:43:04 AM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Out of chaos comes comedy.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Let me be completely clear: I'm not arguing some sort of utopian revolution, a big global group hug with Obama as some sort of happy hippie camp counselor

Then why are you humming that tune?

93 posted on 06/09/2008 11:45:42 AM PDT by mikrofon (DUFU Bump)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm not saying the man's going to swoop in like a superhero messiah and stop all wars and make the flowers grow and birds sing and solve world hunger and bring puppies to schoolchildren

No need to -- the LightWeighter said as much last week Himself...

94 posted on 06/09/2008 11:48:52 AM PDT by mikrofon (DUFU Bump)
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To: Argus

“You got a lotta splainin’ to do, Luci...”


95 posted on 06/09/2008 11:56:56 AM PDT by mikrofon ("Turn out the Lightworker, or the party's over.")
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To: JamesP81
having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away! 2 Timothy 3:1-5

Perfectly describes what's happening right now. And what to do about it.
96 posted on 06/09/2008 12:25:33 PM PDT by mrsmel
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To: PJ-Comix

heal us, obama!


97 posted on 06/09/2008 4:33:40 PM PDT by Big Guy and Rusty 99 (Obama - not qualified to be president or dogcatcher!)
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This is an enlightened being:
98 posted on 06/09/2008 5:49:00 PM PDT by NYpeanut (gulping for air, I started crying and yelling at him, "Why did you lie to me?")
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To: bcsco
Here's where it gets gooey. Many spiritually advanced people I know (not coweringly religious, mind you, but deeply spiritual) identify Obama as a Lightworker, that rare kind of attuned being who has the ability to lead us not merely to new foreign policies or health care plans or whatnot, but who can actually help usher in a new way of being on the planet, of relating and connecting and engaging with this bizarre earthly experiment. These kinds of people actually help us evolve. They are philosophers and peacemakers of a very high order, and they speak not just to reason or emotion, but to the soul.

Strange, very strange.

99 posted on 06/09/2008 5:54:20 PM PDT by rdl6989
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To: rdl6989
Vomitocious.
100 posted on 06/09/2008 5:55:34 PM PDT by bannie (clintons CHEAT! It's their only weapon.; & Barry/Barack has two faces.)
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