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Democrats Demand Bush Produce His Birth Certificate
Elective Decisions ^
| 11/13/08
| Chris Davis
Posted on 11/12/2008 9:01:39 PM PST by writer33
Washington—With a flurry of investigations about to hit Capitol Hill, Democrats in both Houses of Congress have demanded that President George W. Bush produce his birth certificate. Questions on its authenticity have arrived within the last few days.
Rep. Nancy Pelosi, D-CA, contends that Bush was really born in Houston, Texas, even though the photocopy of his birth certificate shows the birthplace of New Haven, Connecticut. Pelosi has demanded that he produce the “real” copy in order to save him from impeachment.
“I don’t believe the birth certificate’s real,” claimed Pelosi. “If he was born in Texas—like I think he was—then he’s certainly unqualified to be President of the United States. Texas is a whole other country—nothing but bible thumpers and rednecks down there. We’ll frog march him out of the Oval Office.”
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TOPICS: Conspiracy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: bc; birthcertificate; bush; certifigate; colb; obama; pelosi; rahmemmanuel; reid; stupidsatire
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posted on
11/12/2008 9:01:39 PM PST
by
writer33
To: Allegra; b4its2late; Babu; backhoe; Bahbah; bannie; BellStar; Big Horn; BigSkyFreeper; bitt; ...
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posted on
11/12/2008 9:02:25 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
This is supposed to be funny?
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posted on
11/12/2008 9:03:52 PM PST
by
svcw
(Great selection of gift baskets: http://baskettastic.com/)
To: writer33
ERROR 406: Funny Not Found
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posted on
11/12/2008 9:04:27 PM PST
by
SmithL
(Drill Dammit!)
To: svcw
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posted on
11/12/2008 9:04:37 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: SmithL
Worked for me. Try it again. If that doesn’t work, just go to the homepage and click on it there.
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posted on
11/12/2008 9:05:47 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
Nancy, you're right! As a matter of fact, LBJ was equally unqualified. Let's repel all the acts he passed, including the cival rights act.
Get on that and keep me posted...
Yes, I know it's satire...work with me here.
To: 5thGenTexan
Great idea. Time to repeal The Great Society.
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posted on
11/12/2008 9:06:47 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
I’m sure the old school Dem KKK guys are for it.
To: 5thGenTexan
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posted on
11/12/2008 9:13:59 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
humor to distract from the real issue facing the president-elect (lower case intended)
we are heading straight for a constitutional crisis, the likes of which have never been seen in the US (afaik)
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posted on
11/12/2008 9:15:34 PM PST
by
sten
To: sten
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posted on
11/12/2008 9:16:40 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
Rep. Nancy Pelosi, D-CA, contends that Bush was really born in Houston, Texas, even though the photocopy of his birth certificate shows the birthplace of New Haven, Connecticut.
A broken clock is right twice a day. New Haven, CT is correct, the Bushes are liberal northeastern carpetbaggers, they are not and never were Texans.
To: Spirochete
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posted on
11/12/2008 9:25:29 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
Not terribly funny ... but it does show we have their attention. I do hope our team keeps the pressure up for O’s documents (all of them).
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posted on
11/12/2008 9:40:33 PM PST
by
so_real
To: writer33
Texas is a whole other country—nothing but bible thumpers and rednecks down there. Sometimes I wish it were true...
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posted on
11/12/2008 9:42:16 PM PST
by
RaiderRose
(No thanks, Barry. You can keep the Change.)
To: RaiderRose
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posted on
11/12/2008 9:44:40 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
I read this post aloud to my dog. I was believing every word of it. Good night! My dog got up off my lap and was lifting his leg up on the screen. Even though my mind was slow, my reactions were quick! Quick! Time to take the dog out . . .
. . . President Bush has just shown ZerObama around the White House and how to be President. This birth certificate situation proves he is not called ZerObama for nothing. In fact, as I pat my dog on the head, if ZerObama cannot resolve this situation, it proves that he is not worth a pot to p!$$ in.
To: jonrick46
Thank heaven you saved the monitor.
:-)
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posted on
11/12/2008 10:17:50 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
I have some training to do. Dog must bark first and lift leg latter. My feelings about my dog could not compare to President Bush's feelings as he was house breaking ZerObama.
The DemonRATs under Obama, Pelosi and Reed will collectively lift their legs on the United States of America.
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