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World's Oldest Profession Falls on Hard Times
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| 12/9/2008
| Dr. Dave
Posted on 12/09/2008 3:56:59 AM PST by bloodmeridian
Despite the adage that vice is recession-proof, even ladies of the evening are falling on hard times these days.
This once proud profession has seen earnings decline for most of 2008. Instead of patronizing many popular establishments, men are reportedly staying home and playing Grand Theft Auto, which features brothels and unsavory night clubs.
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TOPICS: Humor; Music/Entertainment; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 2008recession; prostitutiondecline; satire
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To: bloodmeridian
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posted on
12/09/2008 3:59:18 AM PST
by
xcamel
(The urge to save humanity is always a false front for the urge to rule it. - H. L. Mencken)
To: bloodmeridian
Perhaps “Hard Times” isn’t the proper phrase here.
To: bloodmeridian
men are reportedly staying home and playing Grand Theft Auto, which features brothels and unsavory night clubs.And, if you kill the hooker, you get your money back.
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posted on
12/09/2008 4:06:51 AM PST
by
Future Snake Eater
("Get out of the boat and walk on the water with us!”--Sen. Joe Biden)
To: xcamel
Girls now are too expensive.....
To: bloodmeridian
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posted on
12/09/2008 4:13:24 AM PST
by
cripplecreek
(The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
To: bloodmeridian
This once proud profession has seen Yea right, proud....
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posted on
12/09/2008 4:14:09 AM PST
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: bloodmeridian
The Great 0 will restore pay and pride to prostitution!
To: bloodmeridian
It’s hard to sell something that so many are willing to give away for free.
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posted on
12/09/2008 4:23:28 AM PST
by
Fresh Wind
(Hey, Obama! Where's my check?)
To: bloodmeridian
Don’t worry...politics will bounce back.
To: bloodmeridian
Wait a minute....didn’t all the whores move to DC?
To: bloodmeridian
If only Governor Spitzer had waited, think of all the money he could have saved the taxpayers of New York...
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posted on
12/09/2008 4:48:43 AM PST
by
Dixie Yooper
(Ephesians 6:11)
To: PBRSTREETGANG
It has bounced back! Eliot Spitzer got off scott free(Former NY Gov)
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posted on
12/09/2008 4:49:43 AM PST
by
Uversabound
(Our Military past and present: Our Highest example of Brotherhood of Man & Doing God's Will)
To: bloodmeridian
I thought begging was the world's oldest profession, because, well, didn't someone have to ask?
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posted on
12/09/2008 4:52:09 AM PST
by
Dixie Yooper
(Ephesians 6:11)
To: bloodmeridian
Contestant: "I'll take Paul Lynde to block"
Peter Marshall: "Paul....We all know what the worlds oldest profession is,
........................What is the worlds second oldest profession?"
Paul Lynde: "Knowing what to pay the worlds oldest profession"
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posted on
12/09/2008 5:01:23 AM PST
by
laotzu
To: bloodmeridian
I smell a bail-out!
Regards,
To: bloodmeridian
“Mustang Ranch recently laid off 30% of its staff, citing a decline in high-spending clients”
Imagine standing in the unemployment line: “What was your previous employment? What skills do you have? Ha!
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posted on
12/09/2008 5:29:41 AM PST
by
SMARTY
("Stay together, pay the soldiers and forget everything else" Lucius Septimus Severus)
To: SMARTY
Yeah the only thing they will be qualified to do is be a politician.
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posted on
12/09/2008 5:54:26 AM PST
by
Delta 21
( MKC USCG - ret)
To: Delta 21
Given what has been going on, I suspect that common criminals could do a better job than that crowd of white collar jerks in DC.
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posted on
12/09/2008 5:57:38 AM PST
by
SMARTY
("Stay together, pay the soldiers and forget everything else" Lucius Septimus Severus)
To: Fresh Wind
A prostitute sells her product, and she gets to keep it. What a business.
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posted on
12/09/2008 8:20:12 AM PST
by
billhilly
(Sayonara Detroit)
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