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I'm Roland Burris, and I Want to Sit Down
Feed Your ADHD ^ | 1/7/2009 | Dr. Dave

Posted on 01/07/2009 7:47:43 PM PST by bloodmeridian

I’m Roland Burris, and I want to sit down. I’m the former attorney general of the State of Illinois, but that doesn’t seem to carry much weight with these crotchety old D.C. boys (and gals). Maybe I need to let a girlfriend drown in my sunken car first to gain any cred around here. I could always show my mettle hanging out in the men’s pisser at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport. Why, I bet the boys would see me differently if I took Helen Thomas down to the Senate Tunnel and slipped her some tongue.

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: blago; rolandburris; satire; senate

1 posted on 01/07/2009 7:47:44 PM PST by bloodmeridian
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To: bloodmeridian
AS Rush says he should have went to Denny's to show the stupidity of the rat party.
2 posted on 01/07/2009 7:53:48 PM PST by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: bloodmeridian
"Anytime, big boy!"


3 posted on 01/07/2009 8:17:22 PM PST by Yo-Yo
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To: Yo-Yo

I often wonder WTH her parents looked like. That is one ugly human........she is human... right?


4 posted on 01/07/2009 8:21:07 PM PST by AirForceMom
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To: AirForceMom

A cross between Uncle Fester and Madeline Albright would be a starting place.


5 posted on 01/07/2009 8:58:26 PM PST by bloodmeridian (http://feedyouradhd.blogspot.com, http://badfrigginhair.blogspot.com)
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To: bloodmeridian

bump


6 posted on 01/08/2009 10:46:27 AM PST by bloodmeridian (http://feedyouradhd.blogspot.com, http://badfrigginhair.blogspot.com)
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