Posted on 04/02/2009 1:37:34 PM PDT by BuckeyeTexan
I have been a financial adviser for more than 25 years. I didn't vote for President-elect Barack Obama, but I wish to go on record as saying that this man will be our greatest president.
He will accomplish the improbable. Mr. Obama will unite the disenchanted with the optimists.
He will be a servant to all the people and teach us the basic reasons why this is the greatest country in the world. Mr. Obama won't be described as left, right or center.
He will be a president who holds his morals in honor of his love of family to the highest level. Mr. Obama will listen to all sides, ponder, deliberate, perhaps pray and then share with the American people his reasons for the decisions he makes.
We will no longer distrust politicians. We will have a renewed belief that we all matter.
We won't see color, wealth or waist size first. We will succeed because we care about this country, our families and our God, and we will put off our wants for the betterment of our country's needs.
We will pull together because for the first time in our lives we have chosen a true leader who loves his family and this country.
I am so proud to be an American today more than ever. I will forever remember that my vote counted.
I will have the memory that two great men ran for president, but only one could unite us.
Don Garney President Garney Massow & Associates Mesa, Ariz.
this has to be a joke
.... Sent a day late.
I hope!
Quick. Get that man some more Kool-aid.
This is what will pass for front page news soon.
Just goes to show ya. Don’t hit “send” until you sober up.
Don must not have a busload of ACORN acivtists heading out to his neighborhood this weekend to stand and ogle and envy his house
I sure hope I’m not invested in anything being “financially advised” by this guy!
say amen, brother
Nope, this isn’t satire and isn’t an April Fool’s joke. This is an actual letter, written in November, to the editor of Investment News from a financial advisor.
Amazing, no? I’m still shocked after reading it.
Don needs help from Above. Second thought, electric shock therapy or a lobotomy might be in order as well.
Don, put down the crack pipe and back away.
This fellow is delusional. He says that “he didn’t vote for Obama.” But at the end says “I will forever remember that my vote counted.” What? I wouldn’t trust this turkey with $5.
So according to this genius, Obama will cause us to stop looking at people’s “waist size?” OOOKay
I kept waiting for the punchline but it never came.
I noticed that too. This guy is on drugs (or maybe he's just a really bad liar).
No one can say any of that for certainty....unless they have a time machine. Wonder why this guy is saying all of this (because I don’t believe in time machiens).
And I thought April Fool’s Day was over. Oh well, I guess there really is one born every minute. Perhaps this fool will gain a modicum of wisdom when he and his money are parted slicker than Moses parting the Red Sea.
Obviously vying for some o’ dat stimulus dollah!....this is probably the biggest collection of bullshit I have seen outside of a fenced in pasture, bar none.
Yeah, I’m wondering if he wants to take this one back and get a do-over, but something tells me that anyone this fooled by the Thug-in-Chief is probably still fooled.
Where is the supermegaultrapowerbarf warning?
Is it legal for Hugo Chavez to sign this letter under a false name
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