Posted on 07/04/2009 6:20:28 AM PDT by bloodmeridian
WASHINGTON - In a stunning development, President Barack Obama and his wife were arrested yesterday on charges of child abuse and human cruelty, after it was revealed they had fed their own children, visiting dignitaries, local school children, and a women’s homeless shelter “organic” vegetables from the First Lady’s garden that were laced with lead.
The president and Michelle Obama were released on their own recognizance, but ordered not to host any dinner or lunch parties, after tests revealed the soil in the First Garden had lead concentrations of 987,000 parts per million. (The Environmental Protection Agency puts the threshold for dangerous lead levels at 300 parts per million.) A preliminary hearing date has not been set. Obama becomes only the second president to be arrested while in office since Ulysses S. Grant, who was caught speeding around Washington, D.C., in a horse and buggy.
“Oh, this is worse, much, much worse,” said Skippy Limpcelery, president of the Vegan Society and an ardent supporter of the president during last year’s election, speculating that the Obamas put the lead in the garden on purpose. “For Obama and his so-called ‘glamorous’ wife to have claimed to plant an organic garden and then have poisoned hundreds of people -- including homeless women! -- is simply unconscionable. I can guarantee you he just lost half of his most socialist supporters. He’s a fake!”
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Lead poisoning destroys the brains of its victims, thus making people even more likely to vote for the Democrats.
The usual classy Leftwing touch: styrofoam cups.
Apparently they’d rather not wash real cups.
Cowards.
The thing was that the food eaten was from the White House Garden....
One could only hope...
There is a significant violation of health and agricultural codes here. Farmers are required to have their soil tested before growing food for human consumption.
A private farmer, whether commercial or back yard, would find himself facing substantial lawsuits. The POTUS and FLOTUS really are above the law.
The thing was that the food was from the White House Garden was smoked.
Have you noticed just how UGLY this womann is .....?
Aaaaargh ....!
Likely some of the most expensive vegetables on the planet. Likely cost $100,000 to grow enough for 1 meal.
Pray for America
But, but, according to all Barry loving media “Michelle Obama’s Harvest Garden Party, all the food grown and eaten from the White House Garden is distinctly organic and considered healthy eating. Umm, high contents of lead does the body good. /sarcasm
Forgive my naivety, but, is this a spoof?
The organic hype was the biggest slander. Organic crops must be certified based on soil samples and several years orf organic rotation. These clowns have no idea what they are doing. They are immeasurably ignorant.
Satire, snark, and outright insanity in the time of Obugger.
uhhhhh, “cranked”.......did you take this piece at face value? You think it’s true reporting, and not satire?
How long ya been on FreeRepublic?
BTT
Soooo, lemme get this straight==== you think there are actually people with the surnames Limpcelery and Fruitcake?
“Forgive my naivety, but, is this a spoof?”
No.
Vice President Biden will take the Presidential oath of office tomorrow.
This is truly a stunning development.
Biden will probably have Hillary Clinton assume the VP role so she is probably behind this.
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