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DUmmie FUnnies 09-09-09 (Obama Speech: DUmmies Slam Grandstanding Pitt)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 9, 2009 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 09/09/2009 8:23:20 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

Note to William Rivers Pitt. You're political poison to the Democrats. Get used to it. Your Fitzmas Hail Mary pass stating that Karl Rove had been indicted on May 12, 2006 has rendered you permanently toxic to that party. Even a NUtcase like Van Jones got hired while you still languish in trust fund kid obscurity. So the little grandstand stunt you pulled tonight sucking up to Obama minutes after his speech even earned you the disgust of your fellow DUmmies. Nice try, Will, but your suckup THREAD, "He parked it" accomplished you nothing but the mockery of many other DUmmies. So let us now watch Pied Piper Pitt try to break out of his isolated hell in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, fully prepared to crash a certain wedding next month, is in the [barackets]:

He parked it.

[Pitt barfed it.]

My apologies to The Permanently Annoyed And Angry here on DU.

[Stated the Perpetrator of the Fitzmas Fraud in an attempt to attain moral superiority.]

The President explained this situation as it stands.

[By his lukewarm support of the sacred Public Option?]

Love the man or hate him, but if the matter isn't clear after tonight, i.e if you ***still*** don't get it, well...either you're being stupid on purpose, which is bad enough, ot you're just dumb by accident, which is a goddam shame...

[DUmb enough to swallow the Fitzmas Fraud served up by one Jason Leopold and then be DUmb enough to swallow his laughable 24 business hours excuse like a wide-eyed sucker?]

...either way, I don't care.

[You're losing your touch. It should be "I. don't. care."]

The President spoke tonight, and he parked it.

[Yeah, he parked Public Option in the DUmpster.]

Period.

End of file.

See you tomorrow.

[Slurp. Burp. ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz..... And now to the DUmmies who no longer genuflect in the presence of the Magic Man...]

Sounded Good. But in substance, he abandoned the cause, again

[Public Option---Under the bus!]

Please explain how. I'll wait.

[Stated Pitt while nursing a beer.]

Bully for you, Will. If anyone disagrees with your take on the situation, they're either stupid or just dumb. Nice. If you don't care, why bother saying it? Just needed to share your ego with us this evening?

[Sharing his ego is the same as grandstanding.]

Is it so important to you that a thread I started get this kind of treatment? If so, what does that say about you? I think it says you need a hobby. Just sayin'.

[Pitt's hobby is collecting bottles and watching Democrat political history pass him by.]

Gee, you attack people and then cry foul when they respond. I'd say you need a hobby but it seems condescension is hobby enough for you.

[Pitt really can't descend much more in his condescension. Fitzmas pretty much caused that condition.]

Where did I attack? Please explain.

[Inquired the Pittster.]

Umm...did you read your own OP?

[Riposted the DUmmie.]

I did. Did you? pzzzzzzzzzzzzcheeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Fool.

[Pitt proving adept at earning enemies and alienating friends.]

Gee more condescending attacks from you. Are you drunk again?

[You need to ask?]

Sock puppet

[Um, I would brink up the topic of Sockpuppets Pitt. It brings back so many painful and embarrassing memories.]

Sorry no. I've been around here for years. I've just seen your condescending crap (or drunken rants) several times

[Drunken rants are what makes Pitt so much FUn to read!]

I guess all the change we were promised was only to feed the meter. He's going to run up quite a tab over the next three years.

[Put this DUmmie in the "Didn't Park it" camp.]

We will have the public option by May 12.

[LOL! And I'm glad I caught it before Skinner had a chance to delete that FUnnie observation.]

Oh wow, I am so intimidated. You are the smartest man in the room.

[How can you be sarcastic towards the man "where celebrity goes to die?"]


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To: Charles Henrickson
More DUmmie disgust with the Pittster:

Typical William Pitt

"I have spoken. If you don't agree, you are stupid. End of discussion"

Jesus man, for years you've used the same tactic on this board. Get some new material.

Perhaps there are people here who were more concerned with the content than with the clarity.

[He. Barked. It.]

41 posted on 09/10/2009 4:15:08 AM PDT by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Yet another slam at the magic man:

Agree with you however that OP's attitude is mucho grating, but hey, whatever floats your boat i guess.

[Does a BS boat float in beer?]

42 posted on 09/10/2009 4:17:43 AM PDT by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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To: PJ-Comix
Sounded Good. But in substance, he abandoned the cause, again

[Public Option---Under the bus!]

Flip, flopped again. Who would have expected anything else.


Gee, you attack people and then cry foul when they respond. I'd say you need a hobby but it seems condescension is hobby enough for you.

[Pitt really can't descend much more in his condescension. Fitzmas pretty much caused that condition.]

Oh great, DUmmies fighting again about something small like this.


Gee more condescending attacks from you. Are you drunk again?

[You need to ask?]

Must have had "health" as the word to take a drink.


We will have the public option by May 12.

[LOL! And I'm glad I caught it before Skinner had a chance to delete that FUnnie observation.]

May 12. May 12. May 12. May 12. . . . That date has some other significance......

43 posted on 09/10/2009 4:39:49 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Jimmy Carter - now the second worst POTUS ever. BHO has #1 spot in his sights.)
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To: Arrowhead1952
The fact that Pitt declared that "He parked it" means that He did NOT park it. The thing about Pitt is that he is inevitably wrong. One of MANY examples is earlier this year when Pitt was gloating how the appointment of Judd Gregg to Secretary of Commerce meant that NH would have a Democrat senator as a replacement for him. So what happened? A day or two after Pitt posted his gloat, Gregg changed his mind and remained in the Senate. There are many other similar examples.

Oh and as to this specific case, I have already seen a video of a highly DISAPPOINTED Dennis Kucinich (Pitt was his press secretary until fired for betrayal) and he definitely did NOT think that "He parked it." In fact, it pretty much looks like Kucinich will vote AGAINST ObamaCare as it now stands.

44 posted on 09/10/2009 5:04:51 AM PDT by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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To: PJ-Comix
In fact, it pretty much looks like Kucinich will vote AGAINST ObamaCare as it now stands.

Wow! I didn't watch the liar last night, but every time I walked past the TV, I gave Hussein a one fingered salute with both hands. For that ***hole to say the obambi care won't add a cent is the biggest lie ever.

45 posted on 09/10/2009 5:26:04 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Jimmy Carter - now the second worst POTUS ever. BHO has #1 spot in his sights.)
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To: PowerPro

Hit it out of the park, a home run.


46 posted on 09/10/2009 5:34:46 AM PDT by nina0113
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To: Charles Henrickson
LOL! Here is Pitt's latest Twitter POST.

Lagunitas Lucky 13 Red Ale on tap at Bukowski Tavern. Thirteen hops in the Lucky 13. I...can...see...through...time...

47 posted on 09/10/2009 5:40:57 AM PDT by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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To: Roscoe Karns

Pitt parks it ... on the barstool at Bukowski’s ... daily


48 posted on 09/10/2009 5:59:11 AM PDT by mikrofon (Pontificateur P3)
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To: PJ-Comix
convince us the Single Payer is a bad thing, even though it is is national treasure in countries that have Universal Health Crae.

I wonder how the people in Canada and the UK who died while waiting their turn for treatment by their nations' Universal Health Care systems felt about their "national treasure". Or those who died because of mis-diagnosis or improper treatment by incompetent medical personnel who work for the government for a mere pittance compared to what the same positions pay in our eeeviiill capitalist system.

In 2004 the average pay for doctors in Canada was about $110K per annum, and about 60K pounds for docs in the UK. I suppose socialists don't care so much about the quality of their health care as long as their doctors don't make more money than they do. IMHO plain old green-eyed jealousy is the main reason why we have a politically viable Democrat Party in the US.

49 posted on 09/10/2009 6:24:28 AM PDT by epow (Luke 11:21 "When a strong man armed keepeth his palace, his goods are in peace:")
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To: PJ-Comix
it pretty much looks like Kucinich will vote AGAINST ObamaCare as it now stands.

OH!bama's scheme at it's worst wasn't nearly socialistic enough to suit Kookie Kucinich, and if the so-called "public option" (which if I understand it properly is not optional unless you're willing to pay an annual stiff fine for NOT opting for it) is dropped he will oppose it to the bitter end.

Even OH!bama, one of the farthest far-left socialist (dare I say communist?) politicians ever to disgrace a major US political party, isn't anywhere near socialistic enough for Kookie.

50 posted on 09/10/2009 6:53:31 AM PDT by epow (Luke 11:21 "When a strong man armed keepeth his palace, his goods are in peace:")
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To: PJ-Comix

More DU hate for the Pittster

Raster (1000+ posts) Thu Sep-10-09 08:23 AM
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122. Did he park that in 24 business hours, Will, or just regular hours?

Kewpie doll?


51 posted on 09/10/2009 6:55:46 AM PDT by GQuagmire
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To: PJ-Comix

I don’t know what surprises me more; that Pitt was able to keep it under a hundred words (he must have been sober or something), or the number of DUmmies who have been emboldened to call him out. The poor guy had to resort to posting cutesy pictures of his cat to try to garnish sympathetic responses. Oh, how the once mighty (in his own mind) have fallen...


52 posted on 09/10/2009 7:06:48 AM PDT by Welsh Rabbit
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To: PJ-Comix
"We will have the public option by May 12. "

Just 24 business weeks away!

53 posted on 09/10/2009 9:03:25 AM PDT by Notary Sojac (If we can't get good government, then I want as little government as possible.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
LOL! Look at this comment #3 on the DUFU blog:

What an embarrassment! I should have cut off his father's penis on our wedding night, but I couldn't find it.

Raven

54 posted on 09/10/2009 3:14:07 PM PDT by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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To: mikrofon; PJ-Comix; Roscoe Karns
He parked it.

He Marxed it.


55 posted on 09/10/2009 4:24:40 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (BO to KM: "You lie . . . but I'll get you up!")
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To: PJ-Comix

OMG — now Pitt does Drunk Tweeting? And he really thinks people care what he’s chugging at Bukowski’s?

Too funny!


56 posted on 09/10/2009 4:48:08 PM PDT by Purrcival (Proud to share my birthday with President Reagan)
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To: Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix; mikrofon

57 posted on 09/10/2009 5:15:57 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: PJ-Comix
I reall hope Mr. Pitt doesn't turn into a rabid dog. . . .

He's a regular Pitt bull (with the emphasis on bull).

58 posted on 09/10/2009 6:36:42 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (William Rover Pittbull.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I reall hope Mr. Pitt doesn't turn into a rabid dog. . . .

Wee Willie is more like an obedient little lap dog, his master being the Democrat Party.

59 posted on 09/10/2009 6:38:15 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (William Rover Pittbull.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'll wait till he sleeps on it.

Will Pitt hasn't slept since April 2005.

60 posted on 09/10/2009 6:40:47 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Since the Andy Stephenson Situation.)
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