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Congress Exempts Self from Health Care Bill
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 14 November 2009 | John Semmens

Posted on 11/15/2009 1:17:11 PM PST by John Semmens

While the health care legislation recently passed by congress is deemed worthy enough to merit universal application to ordinary folks—in fact there are fines and prison sentences in store for those who would dare to refuse to participate—it apparently is not good enough for members of the federal government. Despite being given eleven different opportunities to amend the bill to include mandatory participation by members of congress, the Democratic majority voted every one of the amendments down.

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi explained that “the President said that people who are satisfied with their current health insurance don’t have to change. We in congress are satisfied with our insurance and, to be blunt, are in a position to ensure that we don’t have to change, because we make the laws.”

The health insurance coverage enjoyed by members of congress has long been considered the “gold standard” for its extensive and generous benefits. Suggestions that it be used as a model for a national health care system for all Americans has been repeatedly rejected as infeasible due to its high cost.

“It’s possible to cover a small minority, like congress, with the kind of benefits we all long for,” Pelosi said. “But it would be far too costly to try to provide it for everyone. It is essential to ensure that those who govern this great nation be kept in the best of health. To try to do the same for all is a luxury we cannot afford. Sometimes people just have to settle for less than they might want.”

(Excerpt) Read more at azconserv1.wordpress.com ...


TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: democrats; pelosi; privilege; satire

1 posted on 11/15/2009 1:17:12 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

throw ‘em all out!


2 posted on 11/15/2009 1:21:37 PM PST by GOP Poet (Obama is an OLYMPIC failure.)
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To: GOP Poet

IT IS TIME WE THROW OUT THE TRASH, THIS BITCH FIRST!


3 posted on 11/15/2009 1:22:50 PM PST by ronnie raygun (Leaders who refuse to lead will be lead by the people)
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To: John Semmens

What part is considered satire?


4 posted on 11/15/2009 1:27:16 PM PST by Mark (Don't argue with my posts. I typed while under sniper fire..)
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To: John Semmens

Where’s the link to The Onion?


5 posted on 11/15/2009 1:33:35 PM PST by Dasaji (On a beach somewhere in my head...)
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To: Mark
No satire here, Mark. This is what I sent to my Senator, who informed me that he thinks now is the time HealthCare must be acted upon:

"With all due respect, Senator Casey, I care not a whit about what you "think" about DeathCare ... this is something your constituents overwhelmingly do NOT want. Every promise is a lie, plain and simple. When you agree that you and your family will be participants in the same plan you have designed for America, then I would suggest that you take advantage of it and leave the rest of us alone. Where but in American government does the employee (that's you) tell the employer (that's me) what to do. I'll do what I can to bury DeathCare before it buries us."

6 posted on 11/15/2009 1:37:36 PM PST by Pegita ('Tis so sweet to trust in Jesus, just to take Him at His word ...)
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To: John Semmens

Did anyone expect anything different?

Given a choice, I would not opt for the plan being railroaded through Congress right now. Sure, there is some vague promise that I may keep the coverage I now have (a combination of Medicare and Medigap), but the Medicare is about to be defunded, and the Medigap supplemental is about to be taxed so high it will not be feasible to continue coverage, leaving only the dreaded “public option” available. Should I choose to go with no coverage, I get fined or go to jail.

I do not like those alternatives.


7 posted on 11/15/2009 1:41:02 PM PST by alloysteel (....the Kennedys can be regarded as dysfunctional. Even in death.)
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To: Pegita

Wow!!! You are right on. May we all copy that and send it to our so-called legislaters?


8 posted on 11/15/2009 1:45:11 PM PST by GoldwaterChick (We Snowflakes will always remember our beloved Snowman with the incandescent smile.)
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To: John Semmens
What Congress, among others, have...

Federal Employees Health Benefits Program

9 posted on 11/15/2009 1:49:36 PM PST by mewzilla (Voter fraud is treason.)
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To: GoldwaterChick
Be my guest, GoldwaterChick ... thanks for the compliment.
10 posted on 11/15/2009 1:52:20 PM PST by Pegita ('Tis so sweet to trust in Jesus, just to take Him at His word ...)
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To: John Semmens

Ammend the bill with a trigger that forces Congress out of it’s health care plan the moment that any American loses his/her chosen health care plan because of this new legislation. Problem solved?


11 posted on 11/15/2009 1:56:13 PM PST by I am bigjohn
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To: I am bigjohn

. It is essential to ensure that those who govern this great nation be kept in the best of health. To try to do the same for all is a luxury we cannot afford. Sometimes people just have to settle for less than they might want.”

REALLY??? Another Tea Party March.


12 posted on 11/15/2009 3:00:01 PM PST by Achilles Heel
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To: John Semmens

Then if it can’t be provided for everyone...they should have to live under the same health care they are trying to shove down our throats. Boy, I hope someone keeps putting this out there in front of the public. We need to scream to the highest heavens about this. Besides...WE are the ones going to pay for our rats nest health care ... no one else. so. what in theee hell is she blabbering on about anyway? Who is paying for theirs?????


13 posted on 11/15/2009 3:11:12 PM PST by cubreporter (.)
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To: John Semmens

I thought the 1994 Republican Congress passed a law that forbid Congress from exempting itself from laws.


14 posted on 11/15/2009 3:41:39 PM PST by CodeToad (If it weren't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable!)
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