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Carter Calls Obama “Best President in My Lifetime”
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 28 November 2009 | John Semmens

Posted on 11/30/2009 1:11:06 PM PST by John Semmens

In an interview for Nation magazine, former President Jimmy Carter says that current President Barack Obama is “the best in my lifetime, maybe the best this country has ever had.”

Key to the high praise was Carter’s assessment that “President Obama is the most brilliant man to ever have held the office. He is wise beyond the boundaries we normally observe for human beings. That is probably why his Administration is our nation’s most unprecedented in history.”

“Of course, being the first black man to be elected president has to rank as the most unprecedented accomplishment ever achieved by anyone in this country,” Carter opined. “No one else has ever done it. That he has cements the success of his Administration. If he does nothing else he will still rank among the greats.”

“Perhaps the most significant of his successes so far have been in foreign policy,” Carter went on. “He has humbled this country before foreign leaders in ways that none of his predecessors could ever dream of. It’s like he’s saying to the world, ‘America is ready to take a seat on the back of the bus.’ Which is kind of ironic, him being a black man and all. But still, he’s representing an essentially white nation and his bowing down before colored peoples is very symbolic and very encouraging. It’s not surprising he won the Nobel Peace Prize.”

“And let’s not forget the unprecedented trillions in deficit spending he has initiated,” Carter continued. “No predecessor would’ve dared be so profligate. Such a bold and dynamic step is pure genius.”

Carter concluded by urging that the Constitution be amended so that “the gift of Obama will keep on giving to future generations. It would be tragic for our laws to limit us to only eight years of rule by this superior being.”

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TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: deficits; genius; satire; unprecedented
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To: Springman; Bahbah; McGruff
Maybe, but it would turn you into an @55 hole.

You have more integrity than Carter.....you’d regret it in the morning.

:-)

21 posted on 11/30/2009 1:31:59 PM PST by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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To: John Semmens

Heh heh...


22 posted on 11/30/2009 1:32:31 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously!)
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To: John Semmens
Carter Calls Obama “Best President in My Lifetime”
This from the worst president in my lifetime.
23 posted on 11/30/2009 1:34:09 PM PST by dblshot
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To: John Semmens

Another excellent work!


24 posted on 11/30/2009 1:34:33 PM PST by Lancey Howard
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To: Bahbah

I bought it hook, line and sinker.

Sounded like the real thing!!!!!


25 posted on 11/30/2009 1:34:50 PM PST by Springman (Rest In Peace YaYa123)
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To: John Semmens

I didn’t know the old man was into hallucinogenic drugs.


26 posted on 11/30/2009 1:36:35 PM PST by McKayopectate
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To: dblshot

Further proof he’s senile.


27 posted on 11/30/2009 1:38:13 PM PST by Vicki (Washington State where anyone can vote .... illegals, non-residents, dead people, dogs, felons)
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To: Springman

John is very good at this and I have fallen for his stuff on several occasions, until I spotted his name.

LOL. He can really capture the essence of liberals.


28 posted on 11/30/2009 1:38:20 PM PST by Bahbah (Only dead fish go with the flow)
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To: John Semmens

The headline caught me for a few seconds. Then I saw the link.


29 posted on 11/30/2009 1:39:23 PM PST by mountn man (The pleasure you get from life, is equal to the attitude you put into it.)
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To: Bahbah

This was a good one!!!!

Fake but accurate!!!


30 posted on 11/30/2009 1:41:27 PM PST by Springman (Rest In Peace YaYa123)
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To: John Semmens

Good one John. Thanks for the chuckle.


31 posted on 11/30/2009 1:47:20 PM PST by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists...Call 'em What you Will, They ALL have Fairies Living In Their Trees.)
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To: John Semmens

Gotta be satire.


32 posted on 11/30/2009 1:55:54 PM PST by Sofia
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To: Vicki
Further proof he’s senile.
Carter always favors Palestinians.
33 posted on 11/30/2009 2:03:40 PM PST by dblshot
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To: John Semmens
I'm a patient guy.

Let this Bozo speak his peace and embarrass himself in front of the world...but when he passes I have been planning to urinate upon his grave just to let him now what I think of him.

After this, I think I'm going to make it a number 2. And I do not mean any reference to the hardness of pencil lead.

34 posted on 11/30/2009 2:05:05 PM PST by Leo Farnsworth (I'm not really Leo Farnsworth...)
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To: John Semmens

Read the subtitle. THIS IS SATIRE!


35 posted on 11/30/2009 2:09:06 PM PST by Hacklehead (Liberalism is the art of taking what works, breaking it, and then blaming conservatives.)
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To: The Sons of Liberty

Jimmy Carter is so dumb, he doesn’t even know that he is dumb. Imagine being a crew member on a submarine on which this total A-hole was the commanding officer. Not only is he dumber than a stick, he is obnoxious and egotistical to boot. Oh, I forgot, also a Jew hater who has been trying to stick it to Israel for years.


36 posted on 11/30/2009 2:23:05 PM PST by CdMGuy
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To: Bahbah

The headline is unfortunately very believable since Zero in the most incompetent POTUS since Carter. I had to see Mr. Semmes name to know it was a satire but even then I was not 100% sure.


37 posted on 11/30/2009 2:27:50 PM PST by C19fan
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To: John Semmens

Go jimmmah! Go! ha,ha,ha,ha,ha


38 posted on 11/30/2009 2:33:23 PM PST by cubreporter (.)
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To: John Semmens

John, this is the second or third from you this week. You are becoming very prolific. And, judging from a couple of the responses, you remain effective in creating a convincing headline even while labeling the post as satire. Kudos and cheers!


39 posted on 11/30/2009 2:37:16 PM PST by jimfree
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To: John Semmens

Carter is on some mighty strong psyco drugs quite obviously.
Freakin madman.


40 posted on 11/30/2009 3:08:47 PM PST by Joe Boucher (This marxist punk has got to go.)
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